>tfw no gf with fucking huge tits
feels bad man
>tfw no gf with fucking huge tits
feels bad man
Imagine how deeply these will sag by the time she's 40.
>the chestlet aka. fl*t cope
c-c-c-cope
Suffer not the chestlet
post more milkies
covert milkies
Chestlets never ever learn
Pleas tell me this cow has a name
Rachel Aldana. She got preggers recently
do big boobs count on a fat girl?
t. has big boobs only because fat
No. Lose some weight first.
where can i find some khazar milkers?
someone plz help me find some
ok thank you for the advice. yeah i think i'd rather be flat and skinny too
are ch*stlets even human?
WHAT DID I SAY. COW TITS ARE FOR LESBIAN ONLY. DD AND UP ARE FOR DYKES ALONE.
SUFFER NOT THE CHESTLET TO LIVE
AND WHY CAN'T I UPLOAD PICS
I'll be dead by then, faggot
>tfw youve never been attractive to big tiddie girls
why are there standards so unrealistically fucking high
>tfw have a big titty gf
It's pretty cool
I just want a gf who's boobs are bigger than mine. I want to watch her break my measly G's
>tfw gf has E cups
can confirm
Why wouldn't you share?
>has gf
>on my board
you know what needs to be done
Oh simple, because I'm greedy and being polarizing gets you more replies.
Yes. Post her tiddies,
>want to post cows
>can't post pics
Man...
just bookmark the thread and then unleash the cows when image posting is back
Don't worry. I got this page open in another window. I'll just play Dwarf Fortress like a pathetic neckbeard until I can unleash a milky wave of tits.
Cow time?
Still no, still down
reminder that this bitch went long term only with an assman because she just couldn't tolerate any man actually enjoying her giant tits, only men who "negged" her by ignoring them
How about now? Cow time?
jesus fuck, how is this even possible
I mean, you kinda have to be a bit screwed up in the head to post nudes of yourself online so I'm not entirely shocked.
Yes now its cow time good boy~
You stay engorged enough and you can even start leaking in your seat
The wonders of lactation, man.
tfw dating a chestlet gf, she's nearly completely flat.
She feels intimidated by large breasted women and complains about feeling small, she has been thinking about getting a boob job for a year now.
Tell her to grow by any means necessary, I was a C until a few years ago. Now I'm plump and happy with leaky tits. I love my new body and recommended anyone to gain a few pounds
>Yes now its cow time good boy~
Hmm. Maybe not. Can't seem to post any more pics. Just text again?
Get her to into lactation. No, seriously. It's like all-natural breast enhancement. Lactating women see, on average, about a full cup size increase in breast size. Not everyone sees that much growth, mind you.
>leaky tits
Gib milkies pls
The sultan of Omar lives in zanzibar now
>tfw no gf with cute small A or B cups who is NOT self conscious about her objectively superior breast size
If they're normally self conscious then how is it superior?
People are also self conscious about liking patrician music instead of top 40 pleb shit.
>If they're normally self conscious
They aren't, I included that part because r9k is full of retards who don't actually like small boobs, they just have a fetish for small boob humiliation. Didn't want anyone to think I'm one of them.
>no flat chested gf
end me
>Been in relationship with H cup titty monster for 9 years
>She isn't even fat, although she is a little chubby
>Her tits are so big I can't even cover one of them with both my hands
>Weighed them before and they were 8 pounds each
>tfw I stick my face into her cleavage and suck her nipples every single day
>Shove my face between them while we fuck and feel them bounce around my head
Life is good.
I'm glad you're happy user. If you ever want to show us those udders we'd be happy to see
>h-hehe, imagine how ugly those will be by the time every single woman reaches their expiration date
i am imagining and its giving me an erection
mmmmmmm
cant wait to milk dem uddas
>Now I'm plump and happy with leaky tits. I love my new body
Goddamn. I love seeing a little cow chasing her dreams and attaining the joy they bring. Happy for you user.
>tfw no gf with fucking huge tits
>tfw no gf
feels bad m8
are 34dd considered huge or just really big?
>asking for a friend
Thanks user! I'll gladly accept being called a cow!
I think it falls under really big now.
You'll get one user; I just know it!
It's pretty big, nice going user's friend
>I'll gladly accept being called a cow!
So sweet and wholesome about it too. Bless you.
every nice titty thread we have this dumb attention whore derails it and never provides pics.
Why don't you just go to /soc/ and get the attention you desire there you slag?
If you wanted titties and not greentexts why are you on r9k instead of /s/ or /gif/ user?
yeah women can pull better looking women than you lad. proud of yourself?
Wait, is it finally cow time? I can post pics again?
The chosen hour is upon us
I want to knock up a tit-cow and watch her tits get even bigger and more full of milk
>fat tits
>fat fuck
no thanks.
>fat tits
>skinny waste
dick is diamonds.
Well alright then. Let's get started.
Those look a bit stuck on man
Sweet jesus
Here's a pair that milk themselves.
GO MY CHILDREN. POST THE CATTLE
That looks like a friday night for me, add a joint and it's golden
Here's a pair that need a helping hand.
Of course, a hands-free approach is never bad.
Can someone share sauce pls and thank you
How does one summon that guy who's wife has JJ's?
Can't say I have it. Sorry, I just save whatever I can find.
Oh what I would give to wake up to this in the morning.
>gf is a chestlet
>bully her constantly and make fun of her small boobs
>cheat on her with titcows and tell her to her face
>she's too pathetic and needy to leave me
Even small chested cows need love too!
But bigger is always nice!
These fuckin coed sluts with big tits won't even let me suck them or fuck their pussies, fuckin bitches. You know I want it so quit being so fuckin rude and offer it up, bend it over spread those legs fuckers
Sometimes you really need to get the milk out.
But sometimes it flows with no effort at all.
As much as I love breasts I dont know if I could ever date a woman with huge boobs. I dont know if Id be constantly jealous or constantly jamming my face into her boobs. Both of these outcomes would probably be super annoying for everyone involved.
Milky sagger ladies expire around ~25-28 while a normal woman expires in her 40s.
Sorry folks, cow time is over. At least, from me. Storm rolling through and the power is out. All my pics are on my pc. I'll dump more tomorrow if there's a thread up. Have a good night!
>tfw have a titcow of my very own
I can continue if wanted
I like how she has to prop them up in an attempt to hide the fact that she looks like a grandma when she's naked lol
that's a cool scenario you've invented for yourself. really neat story.
I'm here nigga, what is your request? aaa
Man anything that reminds us how giant she is.
Don't let the bitter incels of r9k get you down, fellow guy with huge knocker-having woman
Not really, I told most of my stories in that last thread which I screenshotted for convenience (pic related)
ps: that pic I posted up there is here, that pic has done the rounds the last few years on chans but I took it about 4 years ago, she was full of milk at the time about a month after giving birth
>what is your request?
Fat pussy please
She never minded me taking pics of her boobs because even she acknowledged they were phenomenal but she made me promise never to post anything more intimate than tits and cleavage
They're really astounding, gonna do a dump? Also, what should we call you? The farmer?
>but she made me promise never to post anything more intimate than tits and cleavage
Oh well, good on you for keeping the promise. Have a good day, I am off to have a wank and play age of empires.
call me ''that guy with the wife who has huge tits'' I guess
She's your wife. My god, man. That is quite the catch. Worth more than most "small" lotteries.
Well we've been engaged for about 4 years now but she's got a load of kids by me so it's not like she's going anywhere. She's harping on a lot lately about getting married so it'll be time fairly soon to tie the knot for reals
You will never know my level of envy for you. How did you get such a good catch? Was it just luck? I mean, we're on r9k for fuck's sake. Just curious. Finding a woman like yours would literally cure my depression, I would think.
Also, please post some more pics.
> How did you get such a good catch?
pure luck desu, I didn't see her boobs until I got her naked she had them well camouflaged
>I mean, we're on r9k for fuck's sake.
bear in mind I started lurking here in 2008, 10 years ago, a lot can happen in 10 years.
I would pound your wife. No offence