ITT: Worst school memories

>School has 3 floors

I couldn't use the elevators too because it was only for disabled fucks. How do fit fags even handle stairs?

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Dont worry OP , soon your body circulatory system will failed and you can rest in hell

You'd better have a great story of how you lost all the weight. Otherwise I have no sympathy for you fat fuck.

Yup, as expect.
Normies are taking over. Time to move out.

Move into a strong rope fatty

Hey , I only speak the truth you fat little shit .But you still have a choice, you can die slowly or you go to Jow Forums and do some workout.

Not trying to be mean, but walking up the stairs isn't really that much different from walking, as long as you're healthy.

Just don't go over 800 calories a day and you'll lose weight without having to do anything, just make sure you have a bit of variety in those 800 calories, but doesn't have to be perfect.

>used to be deathly afraid of jumpscares
>retarded 14 year old mind associated jumpscare vids with youtube
>would have to run out the class whenever teacher played a vid for class
>computers were unblocked in music class for some reason
>one day, kids found scary maze game
>would play it over and over again when the teacher was out
>was told if I kept running out of class I'd be given detention
>sat there with tears in my eyes trying to block out the screams and the laughter for an hour

school was hell

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>math teacher yells at me for interrupting class in front of everyone and I almost start crying
>art teacher doesn't like me and gives only me detention for talking during class even though every person in the room was talking
>that time a food fight broke out in the lunchroom and we had to have a lecture about it

>fit fags cannot go up stairs without gasping for air
>they fell for the cardio ruins gains meme
Getting cardio is not hard. Just hop on a bike and cycle for 30 minutes each day or 3x/week for 1 hour. Or, do one of the god-tier cardio: rowing, swimming, or trail running. As long as you do not overdo it, people will enhance their gains.

I honestly dont know. Ive been working out for a month now and still breathe heavily on anything more than two flights of stairs. Not even fat or anything.

>user why are you always alone?
>user if you don't make any friends this semester I will have to call your parents.
>Hahahaha user doesn't talk to anybody.
>How can user even not talk to anybody WHOLE DAY? I would not be able to not talk for 2h.
>user is such a weirdo he doesn't have any friends.

Why can normalfags mind their own business?

>Some crazy bitch tried to date me when I was a kid
>she was crying on the bus about losing her bf, and then came up to me and asked if I would
>I'm a fag and she was also obviously a fucking loon, but I'm also a pussy and didn't want to hurt her feelings (this was the first time I met her. I stopped caring as time went on and I learned more about her. Seriously, fuck her.)
>end up saying no the next day
That fucking bitch latched onto my friends, dated one (relationship soon failed), took ANOTHER ONE as a fucking orbiter (my only 2 friends) and I was the only one to see through her fucking succubus bullshit. Literally yelled my secrets out loud in front of tons of people multiple times. She also constantly talked about how mentally ill she was. This was a big one.
..Bringing this back into my memory had made me slightly pissed off. Sorry about ranting about shit nobody cares about because muh personal blog, but what the hell, too much effort not to post.
This also was shitty

>>user if you don't make any friends this semester I will have to call your parents.
>getting punished for being a loser
normalfags will they ever learn ? like really what the fuck they tried to accomplish there ?

when i was in college my first year was in the dorms on the 7th floor and i used to take the stairs every single day because i was always afraid the elevator would fail and also just to avoid people. i also fsr decided to run up the stairs as fast as possible every single time. so I'd always end up completely out of breath every day when i got home. after like 2 weeks though i just got used to it and it wasn't even bad.

>That time the class Stacy asked me out as a prank

Skeleton reporting in.

I could walk for the whole day and still be walking.
I could be hungry the whole day and still be walking.

>Be me
>Be in small school
>Must have been less than 50 kids
>School has late night sleepover on last day
>Go there
>Nightfall
>Everyone is asleep in the gym
>Notice one kid is sleepwalking
>Watch him walk around for 5 minutes
>Kid goes back to sleep
>Morning
>Friend who didn't go there asks how it went
>Lie to him and say I saw the kid masturbate last night in the gym
>Rumor spreads like wildfire
>Kid becomes the school weirdo
>Kids becomes more alone than ever
>MFW I'm going to hell for this
Why can't I upload pictures?

I have plenty

>school gives chocolate to every single student
>stacies in my class were handing it out
>it turned out we have one chococlate minus
>without a discussion they knew the fact that I will be the onen who wont get chocolate

>be me, robot in a class full of stacies and chads
>we had a trip to see a play in a theatre
>I was really hyped for it
>before the trip I felt bad and I had to go home
>next day the fucking normie headteacher asks me why did I go home
>"I felt sick"
>Stacy starts to shout
>"He went home because of his computer! He loves his computer and his games!"
>Everybody starts to laugh
>teacher looks at me
>"Really user?"
>Stacy shouts
>"YES, HIS COMPUTER IS HIS GIRLFRIEND!"
>Everybody laughs again
>I want to cry
>fucking teacher didnt give up
>"Well user you felt sick because maybe you cought a virus. Next time when you plug in your cable in your computer use a condom"
>of course everybody started to laugh histerically

Later that day this went viral and everybody in school called me a computerfucker for months

>boy used to bully me
>spread around that i was a lesbian and other rumours
>most of the girls were scared of me
>boys made fun of me
>he got popular
>he thrived socially by bullying me and showcasing it to my classmates
>not even a lesbian (im bi)
>cant look at most men
>think all women are roasties who are waiting for the opportunity to laugh at me
>at my best when i dont talk to anyone (can go days like this)
Some people are never meant to make it

3rd one I dont even know why do I write it

>Chads were bullying Stacy for hours now in class
>They switched of her bra throuh her clothes, they grabbed her ass etc. etc.
>I decided it is enough when it happened again and told Chads to leave her alone
>Stacy started to shout at me that she doesnt need a whiteknight and I should leave them
>Chads started to laugh and they grabbed her ass again

4th one

>school project
>we have to be in pairs and hold hands
>ohboy that will be trouble
>everyone has a pair it just me and Stacy now
>she doesnt want to be with me
>teacher forces her
>after the project she immidatly goes to wash her hands

Someone almost finding out about my chastity cage.

you wore a cock cage in high school?

>not lesbian
>is bisexual
by definition you are at least half lesbo and youbjust like to swap now and again. How was the bully wrong??

Not willingly, my parents made me wear one when I started puberty.

I'm 320lbs and live in a 5th floor with no elevators. Don't have a problem with it, sure I end short of breath if I go up too fast, but it was never a limiting factor.

I used to be super fat. 5'9" and 275. I've lost about 125 lbs since then. I work out 7 days a week, a mix of lifting and cardio. And I swear to fucking god I get just as winded going up stairs as I did when I was 275.

>my stupid teacher wanted us to do a debata
>everyone had to talk
>prior to it a classmate says "you seem like the type of guy that is good at this"
>We begin
>My turn comes
>Says the most braindead and retarded argument ever
>Teacher promptly switches to another student
It haunts me to this day

My school had 5 floors where the roof of the floors were 5 meters tall. All the engineering students classes were strategically put on the 5th floor and you werent allowed to use the elevator.

You retarded or something? You get gallstones from eating less than 800 a day.

Better normies than fat fucks

>starting school a year early
>getting my phone stolen once in elementary and twice in middle school
>my creep phase in middle school
>middle school in general
>slapping my cousin for no real reason in the 5th grade
>repeating the 5th grade
>5th grade (first time)
>those extremely rare times where a girl would show interest in me and I wouldn't catch on until it was too late
>any presentation
>anytime I was forced to talk about myself during class
>the times where I was bullied or was the bully
>the time where I raged on my group of "friends" for constantly making fun of me
>the time when I revealed a personal interest in class and was laughed at
>the one and only time I've ever told a girl I liked her
>the time where my PE coach called me and 2 white kids an "oreo"
>the time I unintentionally snitched on a couple of classmates who ditched class in middle school
>almost failing to pass the math portion of the high school exit exam
>the many many many many social fuck ups

Just eat whoever tries to stop you from using the elevator