Why a guy like me can't have a gf like this?

why a guy like me can't have a gf like this?

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why would you want a gf who films her ass and uploads it on the internet?

why would you want a gf with scoliosis stuck on loop?

Because OP is a brainless and desperate incel.

god l really wish that were me

>gf
>girlfriend

you mean gf(male) right?
that's a trap lmfao
check out the man hands

I just want a girlfriend with a soft ass who would sit on my face and brap all day long. Am I really asking for too much?

who else thought there was going to be a penis

What was there? Is there a source of this blasphemy?

Who says you can't? Why don't you get her to like you?

Cause you have, or are one or more of the following:
- short
- framelet
- lack of chin/defined jaw
- poor bone structure
- lack of useful skills
- no social circle
- no apparent status
- not rich
- like anime
- no ambition
- no inspiring personality/character

Tell me why you deserve an attractive girl? Don't you know that's not how nature works? 20% of the men will conquer 80% of women because women want CHAD. You don't DESERVE her. You sit at home playing video games why Chad makes your oneitis his cumdumpster. Women flock to Chad without him even trying. The sexual revolution allows Alpha males to excel in what they were meant to do, to continue and improve the fitness of our species. There is no ultimate goal in life. The only goal is primary; and that is to breed. No one wants to breed with beta males, it fucks up the cycle. Look at other animals in the animal kingdom. The fittest members go on to reproduce and prolong the cycle. And "fittest" has nothing to do with exercise here. It means the members of a species with the strongest and most alpha genes. So stop complaining and accept that women are HARDWIRED to want Chad. If you are subpar in the genetic pool, you literally have to either make up for your shortcomings (becoming rich, famous, etc.) or find other ways to manipulate them into believing that your genes are worthwhile for them. Stop being pathetic losers who bitch on the internet and do something about it if you really want a 7+/10 gf.

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>poor bone structure (Face)
>not rich (yet)

I mean I don't even want a super hot girl, I just one thats 1)not mentally ill, 2)not fat as fuck 3)around my age.

That's about it.

I workout, had a bunch of friends (I moved), I have a 4.0gpa, I'm a fairly (((nice))) guy,

but I have an ugly face. So im not a human

I have a super hot girl and I'm ugly, I don't work out, I don't have friends, and I'm not nice.

You should be able to get a hot one too.

forget to mention charisma as well, but I guess that falls under useful skills.

As for your case, face is a pretty big deal in my opinion. But it's not a deal breaker if you can compensate. How tall are you? And how do you approach women? Being too nice is such a thing, and can give off the sense of submissiveness. Women don't like aggression, they like assertion.

Easy, economics. There are only so many girls with bodies like that to go around. They have their pick of almost any guy. If you live in the US where almost 2/3 of young women are obese, its even worse.

How? I'm not shy or unconfident, hand to god I approached a pretty qt girl on the bus yesterday (or the day before) and started talking to her, a few weeks before that I tried with another girl I met at college, past month I tried with a girl who was in line at admissions.

None of them work, they talk, then when I ask if their free on the weekend they say "Uhhmmm sorry I have a bf",

Lie or not it doesn't work out.

I'm not charismatic but I'm not awkward either.

I'm 5'10, I'm good at starting the conversation, it goes to shit when I try asking her out.

>I approached a pretty qt girl on the bus yesterday (or the day before) and started talking to her, a few weeks before that I tried with another girl I met at college, past month I tried with a girl who was in line at admissions.
I want you to do this:

Be very specific about the entire interaction with one or two girls.

>See girl when I get on bus,
>glance at her,
>when passing by
>"Hey, mind if I sit here?"
>"Um, sure"
>"How's your day been so far"
>"pretty alright," (this girl didn't ask me how I was, I took this as she wasn't interested, but I tried anyway. Previous girl did ask)
>"Nice to hear, is this your sketchbook?"
there was a big sketchbook, thought it was her drawing book
>"Yeah,"
>"so you draw huh?"
>"No not really, it's from my class"
>"Oh i see, but are you into drawing?
>"not really,"
>"Mm, you seemed like a draw girl" (kind of dumb)
>"Nah, not really my thing"
>"You in hs or college?"
>"hs,"
>"grade?"
>senior
>"decided what to do after graduation?"
>"not really",
>"heh, times running out tho right?"
>yeah I guess, ill choose something soon.

It was pretty obvious she wasn't interested, but then again so is literally every one else, only way I get them vaugly interested is after I share something interesting about me

we rabble on after a while, she only asks me where im from because I mention im not from here.

in the conversation I do say "you're really cute", and she doesn't say anything just kind of looks away, dont remember if she said thanks.

Eventually after she says she likes hiking, I ask her if shes free on the weekend to go to a nearby park, I say

"mind if I take you out hiking this weekend?"
"sorry I have a bf"
"is that so? hes a really lucky guy. Well it was a nice chat, I'll leave you to your music then",
>"yeah"

and I move to the back of the bus.

she probably didnt have a boyfriend.

Oh, you took a while to answer so I started doing something, but I actually want to answer this since you went the length to be specific as I had asked.

I'll come back and do that, but in the meantime: can you tell me whether or not there were plenty of other free seats in the bus in the first scenario?

she was way out of my league, desu I went in thinking "well I'm gonna be on this shitty bus for over an hour, might as well talk to this qt"

she was quiet, so she might have been single, but then again she was attractive, so idk.

I don't remember to be honest,,, I wouldn't say plently but there were open seats before her and after her.

when she rejected me I got off and moved to the back, since I usually sit there.

this might sound like a lie but after I moved back, at the next stop some fat old fuck got on and sat next to her lol.

but she seemed like a nice girl.

You encroached the personal space* of someone who wasn't good at small-talk (and all you did was small talk) while there were spectators**.

*I'll call it personal space even though it was on the bus because you could've presumably had a pair of seats to yourself/there the bus was not crowded and she was reasonably expecting (at least at the current stop) be amongst herself.

**Anyone else on the bus could easily see the only reason you would sit next to her is to be closer to an attractive girl when there were other seats. If she had enough common sense to know that, the encroachment is worsened since it has spectators who are even more keen to observe an interpersonal bus crash. She knew she had to try to make small talk to a guy who sat next to her with the sole purpose of hitting on her with the whole bus watching.

so where the hell do I meet girls?

at college, theres always a lot of people around on campus

at class class they literally fucking leave the second the class is over

at work I only work with a female pajeet who is 2 decades older than me

at the place I go hiking/library there are literally nobody my age, not even male.

where the FUCK do I meet girls then? I understand them not liking it but understand me that I fucking want a woman to actually love, humans need fucking connections.

what am I supposed to do?

nah m8, they're gonna talk to me whether they like it or not, fuck 'em,