hey kid, you still want that blowjob?

> hey kid, you still want that blowjob?

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>w-well uh I guess so
>unzips dick
>button sized micro penis pops out

Do girls actually blow on your dick when giving a blowjob?

So does OP post this shit all day long or have I been lucky to stumble upon this 3 days in a row?

yes, and your balls inflate a lil, scientifically proven

what the hell is this bad gateway error, Jow Forums please fix your shit

yes, and your balls inflate a lil, scientifically proven

No thanks. I can't afford the plane ticket.

Lmao kiddo are you a virgin or something?

I need to move to Russia/Ukraine and find some qt 3.14

>unzips dick
idiot

Are you not fuck you bragging here for asshole go away

>tfw no qt russian gf to make borsch with

AH
AHHHH I WANT
I WANT A BLOWJOB FROM A QT GIRL
WHY AM I SUCH A LOSER?

does your dick not have a zipper? wtf?

He's obviously American

unironically beautiful image
> ywn hug her from behind while she chops the veggies
> ywn bury your nose in her neck and take a drag of her scent
> ywn feel the curve of her bottucoks pressed against your groin
why even life

>he's never had his balls inflated

god damnit no
some people will do anything to take your lunch money

lmao kid youre a retard

Oh boy. Yiffing time.

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*presents hairy asshole*

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