Why are fembots so fucking ugly?

We are and the best thing is that if we really wanted to chad would pity fuck us. stacy wont even look at you.

look, i just want to love you

>all the larpers in this thread

none of you are trying are you

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after surgery want to be my gf?

>Anyone who genuinely thinks this shouldn't be fit to have anyone in the house with them.

yeah but if you call the cops on me after a month of living in my house and i get taken away you can still live there and i have to pay for it.

so it's a win for you if i'm not on my best behavior

I was browsing in a shop today, and these two 5/10 or 5.5/10 girls were near me
one had her midriff out and it was not toned and kinda flabby, but my dick was still getting hard
maybe my standards aren't as high as i thought

Who you askin lad?

that honestly depends on how ugly you are

M'lady fear not for these mongoloids for i shall treat you like a princess, also its a bonus if u got a dick no homo

If you can wait until the summer/fall of 2019, sure

>chad would pity fuck us
you're talking about traps, right?

maybe the person i was replying to retarg

Stop with this. You're asking that to someone who you know nothing about. Desperation is the biggest turn off.

Women who pull that sort of shit (not exactly your example but in the same vein) are worse. I hate having guys think I'll do that and that's why I tend to not talk to people in general.

No dick.

i cant stop love ;c

>Women who pull that sort of shit

I don't think you'll do anything because I always behave well. Maybe I just want to have someone to greet me when I get home from work and maybe fuck a couple times a week.

I don't blame you! That sounds nice. I hope you find a nice girl to do that with.

Sounds perfect! Will you hold my hand and kiss me?

could be you, if you really think it sounds nice. All I'm sayin'

hey pls dont try and steal my girlfriend

You don't know anything about me. Why do you people do this? Is this all a joke? What if I'm 550 lbs and can't walk on my own?

i know you arent i just want to love and marry you

Because 95% of the people who browse Jow Forums are fucking ugly.

The other 5% are decent looking, but legitimately autistic, so they're arguably worse off.

Honestly can't we share her? She has two hands to hold!!!

Fembots don't exist. They just wont settle for anything less than Chad. Any male less than 9/10 cant passively sit on his ass like a roast for a woman to approach him, and the roast abominations who call themselves "fembots" would never settle for less than Chad.

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Just shut your yap and post discord already

not me

it's 90% a damn meme, girl. But the idea is totally appealing to me. If anything about it is appealing to you then let's get to talking, see if we want to make this thing go down, and then make it happen! Just because I'm being upfront about my endgame doesn't make it weird.

i want her right hand!

shut the fuck up you desperate beta

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PERFECT IM LEFT HANDED!!! Wow, isn't she lucky having two boyfriends!

youre too young to understand love

>youre too young to understand love

I'm 50

For what point? People who add people on discord end up talking for a day and then stop communicating altogether. It's a waste of time just like all online relationships.

its not her i want... i want you

>all the desperate betas itt

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Uhhh I only date boys that are as cute as me... but post contact and we can see!

PLS JUST BE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

literally nothing wrong with being beta as long as you have the stability to provide and you make sure you don't get cucked.

i would love you forever and we can cuddle and play vidya

>low key endorsing beta bux alpha fux

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I think you would have a better time using your effort to find somebody irl. You wouldn't be happy with how I look (ugly thread) and you would be able to have a better basis to judge things on.

quit being impossible and just let me love you!

i'm not the user you just replied to, but i'm
try it out for a few months. There's lots of shit going on in my town in the summer and you can always just escape into vidya and animu if you want. Then if you're done with me I'll fly you back, or if you want to get more permanent we can work that out too.

i look decent with makeup... kinda...

>i look decent with makeup... kinda...

pics?

That wasn't me. People who hate women love to come in here and fakepost

want to be my girlfriend pls?

alphas will fuck though, and betas can fuck too. I'm a beta and I've had plenty of fuck. Just gotta watch out for raising another man's child is all.

do you think im retarded

who are you even

Please take my hand holding virginity

You're also born with a dick

whatever, the girl read what i wrote if she's still here

BE MY GF PLZ OREG

>who are you even
your new boyfriend

That's what I meant. It's cute of you to say something like that. Send your disc to [email protected] and we can chat a bit more.

>do you think im retarded

no

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good try but no

btfo filthy frogposter

>btfo

when?

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accept my love please

i did this and I'm looking forward for your friend request!

This thread is surreal. No girl wants to add someone from r9k. Why are you all spending your time here?

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Don't bully me please. I can't help how I look.

back the fuck off now please

i dont want it

I dont know I ask myself why I am ugly everyday

>larpers
>betas
>fake contacts

oh boy this thread is something else

stop larping a real fembot would accept my love

>why are fembots so fucking ugly?
I don't know, I wish I was dead.

>back the fuck off now please

your wish is my command....SYKE

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Before you die can you tell me you love me, please?

2018 Jow Forums in a nutshell
fdsa

I don't know, but I'm definitely a real girl and not somebody pretending to be a girl but I am so ugly.

instead of dying why dont u love me instead

im not ugly but im flat as a board. also im riddled with mental illness

i hate when you fucks call me a larper holy shit. go die

kys

>kys

don't be that why bae, come to papa

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>81 replies
>19 posters

Lmao this thread is nothing but filled with larping faggots

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peepee fuck my ass pls dady

I love you, user. You're a valuable person.

I love you, too.

If you stopped pretending to be a woman online, nobody would say it.

be my girlfriend PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>peepee fuck my ass pls dady

open up

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pls be my mentally ill gf
in an original way

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Thank you ;-; you're the best! I love you too.

Here's a story for you.
mangakakalot.com/chapter/transient_flower/chapter_0

all i want is a fucking girlfriend is the too much TO FUCKING ASK FOR GOD DAMNIT JUST FUCKING LOVE ME

Does this mean we are going steady? You're my first bf.

fuck off user shes my mentally ill gf

my ass is redy

I didn't choose to look like this. I'm sorry.

Yeah... but I have to tell you something ;( I've never kissed a girl before so I'm gonna be a bad bf!

originally no. i didnt say i was looking for anything.