Just accidentally an entire chocolate yogurt bucket even though I'm lactose intolerant

>just accidentally an entire chocolate yogurt bucket even though I'm lactose intolerant

Why do I do this?

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>Why do I do this?

so I could eat out your ass later

I hope you like chocolate with bits of cheese my man from another nan.

>tfw you will never eat nans chocolate ass cheese

Thanks for deleting my post for no reason mods

Do you get smelly braps when you eat food with lactose?

>my man from another nan.

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Not only that, I will have explosive diarrhea within a couple of hours.

I just hope it'll happen before I have to go to bed.

How did you accidentally eat that?

Because I live a life of perpetual self-sabotage because I fear success.

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>you will never force feed a lactose intolerant girl milk and cheese until she shits uncontrollably
Why live

I want to sniff your cheesy braps user

Have you shit your self yet?
originalcommento

That's gross user

I'd rather shit myself at this point than facing yet another night in bed with stomach cramps.

Post braper please

no u

orignel

C'mon user what are you afraid of it's just your braper

Have you eaten lactose food on purpose before?

Enjoy the liquid lava shits

iktf OP. I've just accidentally eaten 4 chocolate bars. I know it sounds dumb, but I really didn't even realize what I was doing until I noticed the wrappings in front of me. I don't even remember tasting them. Hell, I didn't even remember they were in my drawer. I just eat unconsciously

I don't want you to dox me so you can make me eat HRT pills.

All the time bro. Usually I'll eat some cheese right before bed and I always end up regretting it because the farts interrupt my meditation.

>so you can make me eat HRT pills.
they might give you a thin feminine figure

you didn't accidentally eat it. you ate it. stop skirting around the issue

>another nan

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Go on user eat some more dairy products what's the worst that could happen

>accidentally
elaborate origninally

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I have broad shoulders so no.

Also estrogens will probably make me even phatter.

Post that phat ass

My ass would kill you traveler. You can't handle my ass.

I have a lactose intolerant friend
no you dont

>open container
>put it on the floor while spoon is obtained
>trip over nothing
>it lands in mouth (which is huge)
>swallows out of fear and confusion
that must have been how it happened

>Cuz ur dumb

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"Fat joke here"

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You have no self control