Describe exactly how you jack off, user

Very small cums, user.

>I find some stuff on /trash/ usually
>Jerk for a minute or two
>When i'm close, I stop, go to the bathroom, and then get a few more strokes until I cum into the toilet
>Flush
>Wash Hands

>prepare my cum toilet paper catcher and lotion
>find some good doujinshis online
>lube my benis and start off slow
>speed up as getting to the end
>feel the urge to cum and find a good picture in the hentai to nut to and beat my meat fast as fuck
>cum into the prepared toilet paper
>sit for a minute or two and enjoy the post nut feeling
>discard the aftermath
>wash hands
>repeat 1-3 times a day

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>browse rape Hopkins
>get into shower
>Jerk off until I'm hard
>Peel off foreskin and clean the head while it's hard of smegma buildup
>Put foreskin back
>Jerk while remembering the doujin highlights, sometimes rubbing my own nipples intermittently, until I come
>Peel foreskin back again and let shower wash it all up

>find hot semi-clothed girl (no tits/pussy showing)
>imagine elaborate scenario where she's my gf and she's cucking me
>bull will get to see her naked but I'm only allowed to see non-nudes
>"Sorry babe but these are only for him ;)"
>blow a massive fucking load

Here's used-to-be:
>browse xvideos if I just wanna get it done
>find quality furry porn comics, gif/animations, or pics (listed in order of preference) if I wanna do it right
>bundle my soft fuzzy blanket into a fake ass and hump it
>cum fairly quick depending on mood

Now:
>talk off my boyfriend
>send him naked vids of me fucking my ass
>hump my blanket to the memory of it
>moan like a bitch and cum immediately

You dumb faggots, becoming a literal faggot is the only path to happiness. And my ass is thicc af and sexy too

And he's made me confident about myself

You can feel superior all you like, but I've entered happiness

>And my ass is thicc af and sexy too
>doesnt post pics as proof

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I like to do it before I go to sleep.
>get in bed
>think of a random arousing topic
>go on danbooru or pururin.io
>search images/doujinshi based on chosen topic
>look through stuff while repeatedly squeezing/stroking dick through foreskin for stimulation
>upon finding something interesting, stop looking at images and let fantasy take over while making hand movements more intense
>ejaculate into hand
>lick hand clean
>fall asleep

>Find porn of qts in nazi uniforms
>blow my mini luger
>have servant to wipe it up

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>Go to Pixiv
>Look for lolis
>Jerk off for 30 minutes to 1 hour
>Ejaculate on top of my hand
>Eat my cum

Sometimes, I will jerk off looking at webcam videos of girls on YouTube, but those make me feel bad afterwards.

>go to /gif/
>open up IG/FB of discord """fembot""" that she doesn't know I have
>find a porn star that looks like her
>put on condom
>wank
>cum in condom
>put condom in bottle
>put it in bin

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>Be me
>Trying to find a girl
>Found some hot chick
>Prettynice.jpg
>Take her home
>There's a dick
>Ohshit.exe
>This is really cute

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Don't call your mom a servant, asshole.

Thanks for the new site to browse user
I wanna fuck a christian girl with my devil cock
wat

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>lie in bed, head on pillow, with my phone
>open up a lewd waifu folder
>find a solo thing that fits how I'm feeling, either inviting sexual and imagination, or just admiring her body and what she's doing
>take generally 10 minutes, just using hand on the shaft and cum on belly
>clean up with tissues next to bed, leave them on the floor until later
>turn over and either take a short nap or just think about how much I love her, warmly, until I feel like getting up

I'm sorry father, I didn't mean to.

where can i find such images?

>stumble upon hentai image on Jow Forums
>dick starts to get hard in my chastity cage
>go to /d/ and start looking at more hentai
>erection attempt becomes painful
>get dildo and fuck my ass until i don't feel like doing it anymore
>go outside and smoke a cigarette to cool down

Those are against the rules of this site. Maybe I would. I don't think he'd like that very much tho.

But yeah, unallowed. I appreciate your bait to get a dumb fag banned tho.

>around 10pm
>Go to washroom
>Wash face, piss brush teeth
>Also grab about 4 squares of toilet paper
>Go back to room
>Usually go to /gif/
>Always feel like I either find good shit either way too soon and have to hold back from cumming or spend forever trying to find good stuff
>Sometimes go to exhentai
>Usually go to game cg's because to lazy to read doujins
>When I'm about to cum, lay the toilet paper sheet down on my tummy
>Cum onto it
>Fold it up, toss it in trash bin
>Go to sleep

>get into pajamas
>open up /trash/, /d/, and /aco/ in that order
>all three fart threads open
>go on nyoubooru, see if there's anything that doesn't make me want to gouge out my eyes
>from those sources pick out a few varying pics
>xvideos or pornhub fart video in another tab for audio only
>rubbity rub
>forget tissues and cum into pajama pants

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FUCK OFF REIKO

OrIgNaLlIo

Kek isnt Reiko a tranny creature? I'm not a tranny, that's madness.

>go to gelbooru
>search for good shit to make my pee pee hard
>open up 20+ tabs
>save pictures to my fap folders
>either cum or edge
>if I edge I continue on rule34
>do the same thing as mentioned before
>either cum or edge further
>if I edge further I boot up CM3D2
>create perfect girl
>make her do lewd things
>turn around my chair in the speed of light and cum buckets on my rug
>smear last remaining cum drops on my hands and rub hands together to create friction and make the cum disappear
>open up window vent so the cum stench won't remain in the room when mom calls me for breakfast in the morning
>go to bed
Feels really fucking good to be honset with you lads. Wish I could get sex toys but it would be hard to hide and akward as fuck if my mom finds them.

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pathetic spineless loser

kys

pathetic

hentai degenerates

kys

are you able to cum just by doing that while locked up?

>lay down for bed with sock and phone
>browse through 100s of gb's of porn on ftp server for something decent
>get hard and slip sock on
>just beat it, for 15 min
>cum and toss sock into dirty clothes basket
>fall asleep
>inb4 frictionlets complain of chafing