Would you kiss her (him) for $400,000,000,000?

I'd do a lot of shit for $400,000,000,000.

What's the con of this offer?

if you do it she (he) will call you gay

if i had any money i would pay to kiss her (him)

Who the fuck cares I now have $400 billion dollars

Kinda hypocritical if you ask me

>thinly veiled trap thread
MODS

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For that kind of money, hell, Id suck his dick even.

Uh yeah no shit. Anyone who says no is fucking lying.

Gay but resonable

I prefer Felix
what happened to Felixbros

Im ready to get fucked in the ass by him for free

people don't believe me but these are muslims
it's not a conspiracy, just a shit-ton of muslims have moved to places where you can get steady internet

Yep. Afterwards I'd beat him to a bloody pulp.

Holy shit bud you need a much smaller amount of money for this to even be a question.

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but that would be mean! what if she (he) started crying and begging you not to hurt her (him)

unironically yes but I'd have all evidence wiped out afterwards

I'd do it for free
Then cuddle with him and hold hands

if you enable flags on this board, this guy will have an english or german flag, no shit
fucking sandniggers need their own chan

Would you do it for 10$?

I'd do more than that free of charge.

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maybe i have been confused recently, Then again i think i'm str8 and would probably regret it so nah.

>implying I'd have a problem with this
so long as he passes, I'm going for his asses

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PHgf_Ocej0I

I would eat his ass for free.

So your strategy would (basically) be just to be up the poor dude? Violent Much?

Idk, I'm Muslim and if I said I wouldn't want to kiss Astolfo I'd be lying. :(

You can just say you gay

i gay

I would marry her, impregnate her, and raise a loving happy family with her all for free

What is wrong with being Muslim? Fuck off faggot

>Impregnate her
Well someone needs a biology lesson

I would suck my grandpa's balls for $400,000,000,000

I am bi. I also like eating grill's asses.

felix is gay

Noice, though last time I checked grills were used to cook meat

Why would you want to hurt a cute girl (male)? Doesn't she trigger your protective instincts?

Depends on dick size.

Yes, I would certainly pay that much for his kisses.

Money ain't shit compared to the loyalty and power of a heroic spirit.

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it makes you want to murder astolfo

You would have to find a way to get that money first

FUCK OFF REIKO

oregano paprika garlic salt pepper

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that's not how you circumcise someone, ahmed

Get that image away from me as soon as possible

The same thing with being Christian. There's a higher chance for you to be insane and make decisions not based on reality.

Looks like candy to be honest

Of course in most "Christian" countries the bible isn't taken as seriously as some Muslim countries

The less they read their own holy books, the better, for all of us.

What kind of cursed candy do you eat?

No thanks. Paying $400 billion to kiss someone is just a little outside of my budget.

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Fair. Lets just hope Iran and Saudi Arabia forget quickly

OP is saying that you will get paid that if you kiss him

Shit, for that kind of money, I'd bury my tongue in her (male) fucking throat. Might even give her a firm slap on the ass for good luck, too.

Is that anatomically possible?

wtf am i originally looking at

I picked up "grill" used in place of "girl." From POL. Anime Nazis. Why did it have to be Anime Nazis?

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We won't know until I try it.

Who's the autist behind this?

Kill yourself. I hope you fucking die.

Sage and report folks, don't post images, they autobump.

i hope trump fixes syria so you can go back there

I'm not even from there. I'm a born & bred American. Fucking neck yourself you fucking loser.

Who the fuck do you think you are? If I want to sage, I'll sage. If I want to report, I'll report (this isn't reportable, and you're telling people to file false ones, but never mind).

Do you really think I appreciate having some backseat moderator in my face, getting all familiar with me, acting like everyone's his fucking pal? We're all one big fucking family, here on 's board, aren't we? Sure thing, folks, friends, lads! If you're my fucking folks, how about you spot me a few BTC? Huh? How about that shit? No, I'm only your fucking friend when it comes to pushing your stupid fucking agenda. Fuck off. I'll never do what you say.

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jesus christ, the cringe is unreal

Then why don't you submit it to fucking r/cringeanarchy, like the Redditor you are? Then everyone will know what a cringelord, uh... Anonymous... is? Why don't you write a no-caps no-punctuation one-liner about it, tryhard? Why don't you just suck my fucking dick?

Sure you are bud... Sure....

your mother doesnt love you, nigger

You've got nothing and you know it.

I'd pay to

This is your public service reminder, telling you that traps are for imaplement on spikes, not penises.

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yes
anyone who says no is a retard

stop being a dunce

>Breasts are temporary
>But the Republican is forever
Thank you user I needed this bad

the republican is forever because boomers don't die

>the republic is forever

Bullshit, people arn't just in human nature.

yeah exactly, what the fuck is wrong with believing in the existence of a god? if you just wanna be a brainwashed piece of shit who believes all muslims are rapists, all muslims are suicide bombers, or that islam openly tolerates and asks for both, then please fuck off back to america and get brainwashed even further.

also oh boy good job now this turned into a politics/religion thread. Whooo! Not that the thread originally isn't shit. I would fuck that trap in every way for that kind of money. Actually, i'd fucking do anything for the opportunity to have enough money to buy an entire fucking continent.

reiko333 that you?

user, I would even kiss your mother 400,000,000 dollars I can't imagine where that mouth has been.

>pull him close
>grab him by the hands
>squeeze lightly, feeling his soft skin
>feel his breath against your neck
>his tiny feminine dick pressed against you
>feel his heartbeart pounding with anticipation
>watch his lip quiver, nervous from the situation
>slam your forehead into the center of his face
>break his nose
>beat him until the breathing stops
>take the money

sounds good.

i don't have that much money so i'd have to respectfully decline

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I love how the gay fucking mods here don't enforce the rules.

You think you're cool or something? You deserve to be in jail what the fuck

Absolutely, but there's no way I could ever afford $400,000,000,000

another shitty reiko thread.

Why 4? I mean you've made up an arbitrarily high number. I could understand 100,000,000,000, or even 5,000,000,000,000, but why 4? It doesn't make any sense

I'd do anything for that kind of money, all morals and principals go out the window when that kind of money becomes obtainable.

I want to kiss her panties.

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I'd suck his dick just to try it, full homo

>all muslims are rapists, all muslims are suicide bombers
they're not
>islam openly tolerates and asks for both
it does
get out of here. you people stick out like a sore thumb