Tfw ive only showered twice so far this year

>tfw ive only showered twice so far this year

send help

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How many times have you been outside?

a couple times per month. only when required

So shower then

Can i ask why? If your obese, its even more uncomfy to not shower

That's pretty gross bro, it only takes a couple minutes to shower you know, unless you're so fat you can't get into the shower there's no reason not to.

I don't understand. Showers feel good in a way that few other things do. The warm water is like a subconscious return to the womb.

Man, that's gotta be like powerwashing a sidewalk. The before and after must be wild.

That's probably why it's so infrequent he has to bring the power washer inside.

>Not OP
The fuck are you talking about? Showers are disgustingly boring and uncomfortable tasks, where warm water is basically the only option if you don't want to feel like killing yourself, it gets tiring and too hot pretty fucking fast and if you don't do them, you feel like shit.

>tfw I'm an underweight skelly and haven't showered in 5 days

How are you not dead desu

Go take a shower, and start showering every day. You have to make an impetus to change.

And if you fall off the horse, keep trying to get back on.

This. Fellow basement-o dweller here, desu. It'll be hard at first, but eventually will fall under routine and you will feel way better. Also try to clean up your room, makes wasting your time on whatever creepy task you're doing in your spare time golden like.

Some people go their whole lives in the middle east.

I mean that isn't too bad as long as you are not going out anywhere
I am a skelly as well and I think the longest I have went was 6 days, then I felt extremely disgusting and took one

no they fucking dont you absolute retard

Honestly they say that most of us can go 2 days between showers, not every one, unless we sweat a lot or get dirty.

I frequently don't shower all weekend or if I work from home for a couple of days. But you really should have one at least twice a week.

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>all that hunky yellow man pussy
You tryna make me break my nofap, user? ;)

>not showering twice a day
its like you don't want to be comfy

>this post
no wonder you're here

>taking a shower after a massive shit just before bed
One of life's more luxurious moments, no user should miss out on this feel.

Yes, they do. Not all cultures are beautiful, sorry.

Warm showers are comfy as fuck, retard. I always spend 40+ minutes at least half of that just browsing r9k on my phone

>finish bath
>immediate need to shit
>shitting on moist toilet in steamy room as shit sloshes out of your freshly cleaned wet asshole
Enough to make a grown man cry.

are you grimy? take picture of hair and body? I wanna see your disgusting greasy skin

>send help
Step 1: Turn on your shower
Step 2: Take your clothes off
Step 3: Get into your shower
Step 4: Wash yourself
Step 5: Turn shower off
Step 6: Get out of the shower
Step 7: Dry yourself off
Step 8: Put new, clean clothes on

Help sent, no need to thank me.

Honestly I'm right there with you OP. The only time I showered this year was when I gave myself a haircut last month.
My hygiene has always been non-existent. Is that an autism thing or just a bad person thing?

You're assuming we WANT to climb back on the horse though.
What if we simply... don't care?

>people find it hard to walk to the washroom, take off your clothes, step in the bathtub, and turn the knob
>when the walk is seconds away too

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why bother showering when you are alone for days/weeks/months?
Its for normies who see other people

>tfw you match a stranger on Omegle and they look at you like that
>will the real slim shady pls stand up...

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I'm the only one who can't sleep if I don't take a shower before going to bed?

Just put some axe spray on. You will be fine.

This will only fester your anus further. The stinging sensation will be so bad when you decide to warsh it out.

>yfw you're so drunk on the r9k kool aid that you think human interaction is for normies

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I hate showering, it's one of the most uncomfortable activities ever for me.

Do you put it in a ziploc bag? That's what I usually do.

>Wiping with wet toilet paper