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5th for staying in the neet bunker while the warcucks fight for us

what did you just say death bitch

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Nothing is going to happen lads, calm down.

t. Master's in global politics.

man u are going down with the rest of the baddies. liverpool will claim second place.

t. Literal rapist

Travelling down to the laser place, I shouldn't have worn a jacket plus hoodie

Bit of an update lads. My dad and brother are now saying they are going to get married, and my dad is going to be my new mum and my brother is going to be my new dad.

Fucks sake.

>Sophie poster still isn't talking to birds

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Really hope you're right lad, got me a bit spook. Don't like violence.

lol im eating food haha

any state of escalated tension could lead to catastrophe if your factor in human and mechanical error. Which was always the most likely cause of a nuclear exchange

alright lads we are startting a rumour that the next trip to get trips is a rapist

t. the only gay in the village

alright junners lad, been bumming any boys lately?

Fuck it make it dubs
that ought to put a stop to the menace

Alright lads, I'm going to do another Vocaroo story.

Usual rules. Someone gives me a subject and I'll make up a story about it as I go along.

Hope people are enjoying these, i certainly enjoy doing them.

youtube.com/watch?v=y2oC99e_xPY

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Can it be a wholesome story please?

You could just filter all the fuckers like I do.

they have been threatening this bullshit since last years strike (and way before then ofc)
i assume that it effects the stock market or something to have all this tension

Considering the way my mind works, probably not.

Based. Scea gets doxxed and some of the britfeel lads turn up at his van

How about a story about going for a nightwalk and getting raped by a paki before being stabbed 17 times?

i do but i hate that they think it's acceptable to behave like they do

>t. Master's in global politics
Can I ask what job you have? Just curious.

You are a sick piece of work you know
raping that young girl and bragging about it and now posting bullshit vocaroo stories
do you have any idea what its like to be around you?

alright pubes/scea lad

on my 3rd monster in about 2 hours

is this bad

This. Please this.

I assume you are familiar with all the personalities but since you don't make your presence known often I don't know

you thought we'd forgotten about your little incident? you need to get grip mate

Why is Tim so fucking MENTAL?

WAA WAA WAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

There was a kid that died in america because he drank 2 red bulls and a mountain dew in the morning.

RIP you, lad.

Will do this one, give me a bit.

Hahaa le ebin yank bants xD xD

Not really, just been taking it easy. Getting any yourself lad? :^)
What kind of intellectual like myself would work a job, research all the way home boy.

So you're doing a PhD?

don't say that lad you got me well tensed up now

>I'm literally the only one ITT who will be leaving their bedroom today

jokes on you i was out earlier on you little shit

just finished jerking off to mlp fanfic
also im a regular on this thread and have probably talked to most of you at some point without you even realising that im a brony
how does this make you feel?

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To the takeaway or supermarket?

wats the answers luds

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i literally just went out in the garden and took a shit in my nans plant pot

Lets say a year off after masters :^) (thats means unemployed)

down to the corner shop to pick up a few bits

To each their own, I respect your lifestyle choice

actually i went to the shop earlier for some sunny d and a packet of doritos

That's your muscles experiencing tetanus from stimulating too much. You'll have a heart attack soon, laddo. RIP in peace.

falling for this disfigured faggots bait

That's a shame, it's been a tough week and a nice story with good feels would've been appreciated. Wouldn't want to stifle your creativity though, lad

take it back to b

HURR DURR IM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS THREAD WITH TEN FINGERS AND TEN TOES LMAO

Never happen. TFW I will comfy and un-doxable in my van.

Good noon lad.

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People are cunts. Seems like if you're not a talkative social fella people ignore you, Don't know what else to say lad but a (You)less feels post is a sad thing to look at.

Post some original pics of some stuff right now

Well it's not like there's a job market for people with knowledge of global politics. Not sure what you were expecting lel.

Don't you mean eight fingers, two thumbs, eight toes and two thumb toes?

there is a job market for it though, not just transferable but governments and int orgs do want people with that knowledge.

That is an OC ven-pepe pic. I made it in PS.

Is pic related van more suited to poleaboo's taste?

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>thumb toes
doubt

Even to people where I have been that it still happens

Please delete this image it's breaking my brain

Chipped my top, front left tooth today, it's not massive but I would like it dealt with, it's pretty sharp too. Dentist doesn't open until Monday. What kind of options do they have for this?

>tfw some lecturers don't have notes on their slides so I have to use lecture capture
reee

I hate listening to either posh lecturers, posh Germans or posh Frenchies.

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try not having gone more than a couple of months without any since nursery lad

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I love how its gotten to the point where someone with a none retarded opinion can believably say he has a masters degree. Still based though.

But i do have a masters in this subject.

they can fix shit like that easy as piss lad. literally just build it with what is essentially dental 'cement'

Does it hurt? Like do you think a nerve is exposed?
They can glue the chipped bit back on if that's practical, or else use a fitting to reshape the tooth. If the nerve is exposed they might do a root canal.

Getting a very passive aggressive attitude from my old parents because I don't come home every weekend to listen to them moan about how shit everything is.

A very small market, and they only want you if you go to Oxbridge or LSE.

Why are you unemployed if you're confident that you could get a job?

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stop posting pics of ugly vans

youtube.com/watch?v=QAA1Ux7w-qE

Ok seriously though lads, listen to this one and try not to feel a crippling sense of longing.

just stay with your new parents

i get them usually every month or so lad. this one is particularly large

My mum always asks why I don't call her because she want to rant about her awful day at work (every day) and the rats in her garden.

>tfw got one on my gum behind my back tooth
>can't wear retainer because it will dig in and make it worse
>teeth ache and move if I don't wear it

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it's your diet
stop drinking acid

because i am sharing with friends and rather be a lazy pos than have a career? i do shitpost on britfeel after all, you think im some kind of functioning person?

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My dad likes to spend half an hour telling me how he can't work a computer and how bad it is for old people because everything's online now.

I get this every time I visit, I then show him how to do whatever on the computer and the next day he's forgotten how.

is this a "joke" or do you mean juice or something, cos i don't drink that.

Again, people are cunts. Same sort of thing just happened to me, on break at work, come back and 1 of the machines is broke. Everyone sat round talking, i come back, sit down and everyone walks off. It's good i don't have to talk to them, but feels bad they all left because of me

I've been trying to diet lately, lost a fair bit of weight but my body fat percentage has hardly changed. Wtf lads.

I've made...something

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not seen pubes for a while baka

I'm so glad that my dad at least is tech savvy, he actually helps me out with some things as i can be a brainlet

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If your mum is a slut, are you open-source?

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He's here lad

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I mean fizzy drinks and alcohol which damage your mouth. Could also be spicy or surgary food.

I have a similar thing, but my dad's a programmer. He can't figure out how to use the McDonald's touch pad though.

I think the issue with bronies came from them not shutting the fuck up about it. And I'm in no position to judge since some of those pics can be pretty hot