Beautiful weather is finally starting to come back. Who /yardwork/ here?

Beautiful weather is finally starting to come back. Who /yardwork/ here?

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/yardwork/ all year round user, i quite enjoy hacking back plants that have got out of hand

>Going outside

What kind of normie filth are you pedlling?

I own 40 acres and working on my yard around the house it looks like a mess but I do about 2 hours every day Im going to relandscape ot I have the money to pay someone but i dont mind the work also to hot here aug so I wont be doing any then

It's pretty refreshing to have some nice weather for a change. Still on my computer but have got the windows open.

>last three days it was 70 degrees
>today and tomorrow 40 degrees
>Monday and Tuesday back to being 65
So basically just fuck people who work Monday-Friday

I walk around my land naked and trim plants only prob is when UPS comes I run into the woods lol

Fuck work M8 I retired at 30 and love not working cant believe how many hours I worked back then

i once got caught cooking rissoles in the nude through the window by a jehovas witness mother and her female children

My father in law drove up on me pounding my wife at our pond that was awkward as fuck

Great thread, actually. I have a bunch of boxwoods that need to be dug up - I'm doing that today. I'm also clearing the beds and putting in mulch.

Jesus what happened? For 5 years I lived in a 2nd story house and by my fence was a kids park and path to school for years I would walk around naked a d shit the day I left I LOOKED INTO THE WINDOW AND REALISED THE SCREEN BLOCKED NOTHING AND EVERYONE COULD SEE ME IT WAS LIKE A FUCKED UP 2 WAY MIRROR

I love to do as much as possible too for roughly the same amount of time. Winter here though, there's nothing to do and I fucking hate shoveling snow.

Hey, man. You get sunlight, fresh air, exercise and you get to make the yard look nice. Pop in your earphones and listen to podcasts, music, talk radio whatever and zone out while you work. Feels good man.

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My dad makes me
I really hate working outdoors

Woops sorry caps senpai also I wish I could do more but after having 4 disc fused together my back is a mess cant do anything like I use to but I still try

i just got on my hands and knees and crawled to the other side of the room, they wouldnt leave, and by this stage the rissoles were burning so i had to run down the hall which was quite visible even on hands and knees and get clothed and rush back and turn the stove off

positive is that theyve never come back

I live in Bama it snowed here twice this winter and thats rare as fuck westher is great here BUT july aug sept fucking humidity and hot down fall too is my land is covered in timber rattlers, moccassins and copper jeads and twice Ive been swarmed by yellow jackets while mowing lmao I love it though

I saw a fat naked naked guy cooking bacon through a windoe one time.. best I was 21 and this 18 yo girl proh saw me sitting on steps and took all her clothes off not giving a fuck

You should have shook your penis at her

One of them woke me up at a bus stop at 530am handed me a fucking magasine that said "sinner" and it showed a guy looking at a comp with implied porn on it I was like damn she read my mind I guess I'm a sinner for fapping

Should have fucked her user you missed out

is watching porn sinful because you spill your seed outside of a woman resulting in the death of the sperm? i dont get it

I wish I thought about it but her dad was next room over and I had to go that and I assumed she was 18 not about to go to jail for prime bait

>I walk around my land naked and trim plants
Can't imagine having such disregard for the well-being of your own balls. Plants tend to be full of bugs and thorns that all get ejected to the crotch area when trimming.

Maybe wear an apron at the very least. That way you're still getting a draft through the rear.

I did a lot of work in my yard today.

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Its a risk but its fun I also never wear shoes unless I have to

due to the water situation, my city gives me a tax cut for replacing my grass with a rock garden.

You need a truck bro I'm buying a new one today hoping no more then 50k

bless you user, grass lawns are overrated af