ITT: that kid thread
>that kid who suffered brain trauma
>that kid who tried and failed to chat up every girl in his year
>that kid who shat himself not once, not twice but three times.
>that girl who thought she was a skater and tried to skateboard on the school roof only to fall through a skylight
>the kid who would routinely poo in the urinal
>that kid who stole the principal's golf cart and drove into the school, down the stairs into the gym
>same kid posts a selfie with his new gun a week after school shooting hysteria
>that kid who thought he was a werewolf.....
>that tard who jerked off in the hallways so much he legally required a wrangler
>That kid who was a literal communist, in every sense of the word
>That kid who carried a knife to look cool, but whenever he opened it he cut himself
>That kid who burned himself with a plasma cutter in metal shop
>that kid who farted extremely loud, teacher sent him down to the VPs office for causing a distraction
>That kid who made mustard gas and got chemical burns
>That kid who was a violent neo-nazi and is now in prison
>That kid who tried to be the pooping bandit but got caught pretty much instantly
I went to so many different schools so I have many stories of weird kids. Y'all fuckers want moar?
>That kid who thought Traps weren't gay
Every school had a kid like that. Every single one.
>>That kid who burned himself with a plasma cutter in metal shop
we had a kid like that, he grabbed the wrong end of the butane torch in tech
>that kid who spat everywhere
>that kid whose life revolved around csgo skins
>that kid who smelled like cum and had very stained pants
>that kid who peed in the trashbin located in the girls bathroom
>that girl who "tried" to kill herself in the bathroom
>that kid who peed on the bathroom floor (was me)
>that kid who punched walls everytime his girlfriend did something he didnt like
>That kid who used 4 year old dead memes and still thought they were relevant and funny we had several kids like that at my HS
>that kid who brought a grenade to school and got beat up by principal in an attempt to pacify him
Actual working grenade or a training one?
>that kid who only made dumb sex joke cuz he knew hes boring as fuck
>That kid who came to school with a horsemask on and a dildo in his hand, run through corridors and screamed at the top of his lungs "this is my sister's"
>that kid who cut his nipple off
>those kids who got caught trying to rob the local corner shop
working one
>That kid who strung headphones through her shirt to listen to New Kids On the Block nonstop, never learned to read, ate chapstick--ate it--and pissed herself regularly. All of this went on through eighth grade.
>that kid who wore a skirt to gym class(was me)
how the fuck does shit like this happen? this is the making of a robot, this bitch is probably browsing here right now
Sounds like a fucking chad
>We had 1 kid who ate chapstick also man
Do people seriously not put their headphones behind their shirt? Who wants that shit hanging around dangling everywhere getting caught on shit
The communist was me.
>That Emo kid who told everyone he was a Vampire and gave two kids "acid" that turned out to be his blood
>That overmedicated girl who exaggerated her mental illness for attention so much she ended up on lithium
>That black Terry Crews looking midget with a huge head who was 16 in 9th grade then dropped out
>that kid that got groped by a teacher, on was treated like a boytoy
We had a "communist" kid in highschool who was 5'3 and dyed his hair green.
>a communist dyes his hair the color of vegetables, something communists don't have
The irony
>that cringy middle class communist kid who wears velcro shoes
>that kid who walks around in circles talking to himself and has rocks in his bag
>that kid who took the school iPads and hid them in the roof
>that autist who abused his brothers and would fight you if you said sonic 2006 was a bad game
>that kid that i was little buddies with and threw shit at me
>that kid would bring a football into the bathroom and shit on the toilet seat (same as 2)
>That alpha chad who kept bullying roasties but they still chased him
>that retarded atheist kid who kept arguing with the teacher in religious studies
>that weird kid who would hide in the bushes at break
This reminded me.
>that kid who stole a school Ipad and broke down crying when the police were called to search every student.
> That kid who dressed up in Army uniform even though they are about as healthy as a sloth with a heroine addition.
>that severely autistic kid that would walk around reciting spongebob episodes to himself
>that same kid that you kangaroo kicked out of a stall that wouldn't lock when he got in
>that same kid that would throw a 'tism fit if the teacher didn't play the trailers before the movie
Remembered some more:
>that kid who shat in the toilet tank
>those kids who carved retarded graffiti into the stalls (Should have taken a picture of "fucky the clown", was amazing)
>That kid who tried putting cameras in the girls bathroom
>That girl who made a dildo on the wood lathe in woodshop (case in point why roasties shouldn't be in tech class)
>That girl who never showered, had the most matted greasy hair ever, and kept on throwing complete bullshit rape allegations
>that goth/emo ( whichever they're interchangeable) kid who tried to summon a demon in the local cemetery
>That gay kid who tried to flirt with the chads
>that kid who tried stealing parts out of school computers to sell, only to realize 10 year old computer parts where worthless
>That kid who cobained himself in the school parking lot
>That kid who was obsessed with sonic, in grade 12
>That rich kid who got killed smashing his car into a grocery store while 120 kph over the speed limit
Damn school was weird.
Oh shit I remember somebody was obsessed with sonic, there's at least 1 person in every school that's like that.
>that kid who wore minecraft pixel glasses and was a weeaboo nerd autist
>had a fucking smoking hot emo gf
FUCK
>that kid who downloaded cs 1.6 on the school computers, so we could all play
>those kids who stole mouses and keyboards
>that teacher who literally cried because he could handle our class
>that kid threw a punch to the school principals face
>that nigger who got so angry he threw his cellphone out of a window, breaking it in the process
>That rich kid who got killed smashing his car into a grocery store while 120 kph over the speed limit
reminds me of
>that rich girl who drunk drove and totalled a porsche, then her dad bought her a new bentley which she drunk drove into a tree and suffered a spinal injury so she could no longer walk
>that kid who pissed on my leg and then tried making it a big deal when I no longer wanted to associate with him.
Second one was me, except it was a dairy queen. We were too pussy to go after the gun-toting nips running the corner store
There was a nigger in my school who chimped out and threw the IT teachers super expensive laptop down the stairs.
>that kid that was a Stalinist communist and wore patches and shit to school
>that kid who keeps shouting 8 year old dead memes in classes and complains how he has adhd and autism
We had one of thode fags, kept on screeching i can has cheeseburger and other lolcats stuff.
>That borderline retarded redneck kid who would yell 'NIGGER' in the halls and always try to start fights with the black kids and everyone made fun of him.
>That edgy hispanic goth kid with dirty hair that always had the cop watching him
>That quiet kid in the hoodie who stank really bad and always sat in the back of class with his head down
>Those two black girls that got in fights on the stairs everyday at the end of school
i never went to actual school but i was in a homeschool "group" and some of us were in classes together/did activities/etc. so:
>that kid who lit a dumpster on fire
>that kid who obsessed over mlp
>that kid who made a group message on facebook to all the girls he knew in the homeschool club and sent us lesbian hentai pics
>tfw when this was all the same kid
also,
>that kid who wore fedoras
applied to at least 30% of them
>that kid who got his secret mlp porn Facebook page passed around school
>that kid who got punched so hard he had a seizure
>that Chad who raped those three girls and got arrested
>that fat kid who had cute girls constantly around him for his personality
>that rich old pedophile that would get invited to the school and give advice while trying to pay freshman girls for sex
>that rich kid who actually turned out to be poor and was acting the whole time
The last one was me
I gotta post this chart again baka. Everything you know about Marxist-Leninist states is wrong. :^)
>that kid who used a pencil for math
>that kid with brown hair
>that kid who had a backpack
>that kid who liked some of the cafeteria food but not all of the cafeteria food
>that kid who usually did his homework
>that kid who got Bs and Cs but some As too
>that kid who rode the bus to school
nigger this shit is serious
>>that kid who had a backpack
Nigger they're called Jansports.
>that Chad who got in a car accident and came back retarded
>those other two Chads that were also in the car and died
>that kid who got electrocuted
>that kid who drew dicks all over the bathrooms with permanent marker (school had to close down some of the bathrooms for a bit)
>that kid who pulled the fire alarm for no reason
>those kids who took way too many weed edibles on field trips
the last one was me, but only once, and that one time i violently vomited everywhere
>those kids who took way too many weed edibles on field trips
Knew someone from a school next to mine who did exactly this. What a dummy.
>That kid who tore apart paper and glued it back together whilst eating his boogers.
>That kid who slipped a bottle up his pants, pissed in it and the drank it.
>That kid who would watch hentai on the bus.
>That kid who ate food off the ground
>That kid whos mapping youtube channel got exposed
>that kid whos pokemon lucario porn stash got exposed
>that kid who threatened a teacher for being lame and boring
>that kid who occasionally finishes that teacher's sentences to make himself sound smart
>that kid who won't stop bragging about being smart
>that kid who lies obviously and ppl just ignored him
>that kid who sent his crush a video of him fucking a sonic plushie
>that kid who ran over an old lady while drunk
>that kid who jumped out a two story window to impress some teacher
ours dropped a soldering iron on his hand
>that kid whos pokemon lucario porn stash got exposed
I knew Lucario was thicc af (and Braixen) But I guess I didn't know I was the only man of culture as well.
How the fuck did he get a working grenade
>That Kid that recorded himself beating it on another kids phone, then claimed it wasnt him it was his autistic brother
> That kid that took the wheels off of the security carts and hid them around the school
>That kid that hacked everyones school email and sent a mass email shitting on the school
> That kid that fucked the security guard
> That Tard kid that would punch you in the gut if you tried to leave class a min early
> That kid who got suspended for waving a trump flag during an assembly
> That kid that drove around with his trump flag on the back of his truck during the walkouts
>The kid that showed up to school stoned eveyday and still got good grades
>that kid who tried and failed to chat up every girl in his year
>that kid who thought he was a werewolf.....
>That kid who was a literal communist, in every sense of the word
>That kid who made mustard gas and got chemical burns
>that kid who walks around in circles talking to himself and has rocks in his bag
yeah i used them to do push ups and pull ups
how the fuck did you guys know me this is scary accurate
>That kid who studied hard in class and still got F's
>That kid who did nothing in class and knew nothing about the subject and still got all A's
>That kid who was Bisexual but everybody thought was straight (that was me)
>That kid in class who will always defend Xbox for everything they do
>That kid who jacked off and came all over the toilet seats in the bathroom
>That kid who smeared ketchup in the bathroom and locker rooms (I'm not fucking joking)
>That one downy kid who beat the lead alpha tard and became the new king of the tard klan
>that kid who had a deviantart page for his fart and inflation OCs
>that kid who ate straight up ketchup at lunch
>that tard who consistently broke up with and got back together with the same other tard multiple times
>That kid who dedicated all his freetime to cockblocking
>That kid who made LSD
>That autistic kid who would hide in the bushes until people passed and ambush them
>that one kid who always had greasy hair and a jack skellington backpack
Do you have any of theirs or at least the page? I want a good laugh.
sounds like fucking sam hyde
wowee nice digits boys
>That Roastie who took a video of her smoking weed with her friend and posted it to instagram
>That kid who unironically wore a fedora and a burka and claimed that he wasn't autistic
>That Chad who was actually cool
>That kid who claimed he'd made an original rap but he was found out
>That kid who could stink up an entire room an hour after he left, and the teacher defended him, claiming "not everyone has access to soap and water"
>That Mexican kid who enforced steriotypes by always harassing the girls
>That kid who defended getting bad grades saying he was Columbian
>That redneck kid who's best friend was a nigger
>That kid who was such a bad boyfriend his girlfriend became a tranny who wanted to date girls
>That goth kid who sang screemo in the talent show, yelling "GET CRAZY!"
>That kid who jumped up onto a library table and started screaming and got away with it
>That last one was me
>That kid that would say "If the teacher isn't here in 15 minutes we are legally allowed to leave" Years before it became a meme
I knew a few kids who would say that
>> That kid who got suspended for waving a trump flag during an assembly
what the fuck
how old are you like 16