Italianbot thread

Remember that "no blacks allowed" thread? T'was me

I can't say I'm good at making pizzas (only made one, some weeks ago), but it was pretty tasty in my opinion.
Theoretically speaking, though, making a pizza should not be that hard.
What are you struggling with precisely, user? Let's see if I can help

Um, yeah, I remember that. It was, what, two-three weeks ago?

i used to make pizza in a papa johns tier place for a living, i was just wondering if any of you guys could make the not shit tier pizzas like i used to have to make for a living

If we assume the method of preparation is the same, then the tastiness of the pizza depends only on the quality of its ingredients.
So, having never eaten one of the pizzas you used to make, and having never compared it to the pizza I made, I must conclude I have no idea if my (or your) pizza was shit-tier or actually good.
Sorry

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i wish i could tolerate fiction italanon. btw do you know any good italian essayists?

>juno

ma quale sono le regione piu redpill nel bel paese?

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Well, that depends.
You wanna read an essay on what?

Io sono in campania e odiare i gay e' contro le norme sociali ma odiare i negri no.

i'm looking for writers that write in a simple style just because i'm a native english speaker. pic related i found easy to read though i didn't understand all the political references. but the subject matter is less important for me.

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ma odiare i negri non fa parte del redpill secondo me. la cosa importante riguardo la razza e' di ammettere che le differenze razziale esistono, ma non c'e' un gerarchia basato sulla razza

Writers that write in a simple style...
Ok, maybe I have a name for you.
But first you have to understand that I mainly read novels and short stories: essays aren't really my thing.
That said, you could start by reading something by Italo Calvino

Omfg I hate people

>Be me
> Dad is purebred Italian
>Mom is american
>I look more american than italian
>First day of high school in first period
> We're doing that who am I shit
>My turn
>Say that I'm half Italian
>They think I'm lying
>Mfw I'm known as a liar for the rest of the month

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This is an italianbot thread, amerimutt

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E' sabato sera, cosa fate anons? Io porto fuori la mia ragazza, facciamo aperitivo e poi andiamo a casa sua

Have you ever managed to convince the others you were not lying?
Also, I'm sorry, user

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>ragazza
>fuori
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nothing, as usual.

Virtu' non luce in disadorno ammanto

Yup also originally this

Ma tutti i giorni sto cancro di thread? Tornatevene su Jow Forums dio cane

user, you have to refresh my memory.
Whose verse is that?

L'ultimo canto di Saffo (G. Leopardi)

Boy, do I feel ashamed of myself.
Leopardi is one of my favourite authors

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I wasn't really into his poetry during high school, I re-descovered him later (although I can't say I have an in-depth knowledge of his work)

That particular verse is my favourite

I've always been fascinated by Leopardi's philosophy and poems, dating back to when I studied them more accurately in high school (now I'm in my last year of university).
I too must admit I haven't read the entirety of his works.
Fortunately, I've recently rediscovered my passion for reading: when I'll be done with Lovecraft, I might resume the Zibaldone

Have a bump.
I don't want the thread to disappear while I'm eating dinner.
And have an image too

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I return and the thread is on page 9. Figures...
Well, good for itabots, I suppose.
If they're not here then that means they're having fun somewhere else

I'll keep this alive because I'm feeling lonely

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At least we'll be lonely together, user

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Im 2% Italian :^)))))))))))

"Robots" my ass baka

I'm a brainlet, please explain.
Are you suggesting that, because they're having fun somewhere else, they cannot be considered "robots"?

Porco dio, I'm feeling like shit tonight, what is everyone up to?

I have work to do and I don't want to, the past few weeks have been hell.

I'm reading right now, but if you want to let off some steam I'm willing to listen.
I don't know if I could help you, though

What are you reading?

There's not much to say, just lots of stress for no return, feel worthless, want to kill myself, etc.

The White Ship by H. P. Lovecraft (a short story).
I downloaded a (supposedly) complete collection of his works, yesterday, and I started this afternoon.
It's tiring to read, but also weirdly addictive

Anyone else 30 and jobless here?

Originally yes

I'm gonna be muted if I don't write this

I've no will to do anything and I have a fuckton of shit to do. Halp

Well, what are you doing to have fun, instead?
I'm reading (and if you look a couple of posts above you'll know what)

What type of help would you like?
Jokes aside, why not starting by telling us what you have to do?

Living the dream I see, how's life?

Reminder that all italians like smelly girl feet because italy is a feet

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Horrible. I want it to end.

That is false, please stop.

Don't lie, stinky italian.

>anchovy's soft, pale, rotten pizza smelling feets caressing your face

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Are you trying to turn me on, user?
Because you'll have to try harder than this

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You like smelly vampire girl feets that haven't been washed in hundreds of years

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these feet look pristine to me

Nuh. Flandre's feet look clean but it's in her genetics to be smelly. She soaked her feet in a lake yesterday and the water turned a stinky green color and all the fish died.

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are you so 'nzallanuto that you don't recognize that "ricchione" is the most basic and widespread form to call other men?

also, niggers stink (i nir' fetn)

pic unrelated: un negro ricchione ha veramente comprato il biglietto per la Vesuviana!! OMG

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being such a liar.

you're virginier than all of us combined, yet talk big like pic rel8

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You're funny, user. And I'm not even being sarcastic.
Would you tell me what started your foot fetish?

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Sto vedendo l'ultimo episodio di Inuyashiki e sto piangendo come un cretino, posso solo dirlo qui

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being from a feet shaped country

uwu

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Maybe I'll read something too later.
Vivir para contarla (GGM)

Ciao I'm an Italian fembotta

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It's not a foot. It's originally a boot

still feet related

uwu

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Is this an original bait?

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Only Americans are that fat tbf

also, "botta" (translates as "boom") is an actual synonym for "loud fart"

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Actually, I quite dislike the smell of my feet. But I'm happy there's someone that appreciates it

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are you italian girl with smelly feet pls uwu

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I wish I lived in Japan

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How can you be so sure that he actually was a ricchione?

immagina de piglia' er trenino pe' tor di valle
e alla terza o quarta stazioncina
c'e' sta bella ragazzina
ferma li' che te penza
e t'aspetta co impazienza
e quanno saglie sur trenino
tu glie fai un bel ruttino!

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Oh, no, user. I'm sorry to disappoint you.
I'm an average italian boy with sweaty feet

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I kissed a girl once, so I'm not that much of a virgin

e che schifo!!!

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Gee Tee Eff Oww, normie !!

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d-do they smell like rotten pizza at least

sounds like you think he goes pizzatrampling

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all italian girl's (and boy's) feet stink like rotten pizza

uwu

Any Italians want to help a burger with 100% Italian blood out? What's the best resources to learn how to speak Italian? My family stopped speaking it in the house before I was born.

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I've never smelled a rotten pizza, user.
But, hey, let's be imaginative!
Maybe they DO smell like rotten pizza

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>tfw no stinky italian boy to rub his smelly feet on me

;w;

Italy sucks faam. In the south you're surrounded by lazy Southerners, and in the the North, the only good part of of Italy, you are swarmed by the African immigrates coming in illegaly. Shit country because it's the first land illegals get into by way of the Mediterranean.

Start with something basic. Read some guide on the internet (I'm ready to bet there are tons of those, out there).
Alternately, can't you look for some private teacher, or someone like that?

Stay stron, user!
I'm sure that, one day, you'll find the stinky feet gf (or bf) of your dreams

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there was this blonde + blue eyed polish girl who liked me last year and I saw her feet once or twice but I never got to rub them ;w;

They smelled like pierogis uwu

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Emilia romagna user reporting in

eww, so gay

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I may look something up, like a small group class. I'm probably gonna buy babbel's Italian class, I've done 75% of the spainsh one they have and it was decent.

Are there any good online newspapers in Italian I could try to read?

Well, that's way more intimate interaction with a woman than I ever had...
Which is good! You smelled a pair of feet once, you will smell another pair in the future: just keep chasing those juicy, joyous, smelly feet

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I was willing to create a number of youtube video lessons "Japanese Neapolitan dialect" but I'm too lazy to start even the trailer.

"kawaii desu ne!" --> "uanm, comm'e' putent'!"

"gomi" --> "e' a' munnezz' ra' munnezzzzz! praticament' a' Juv'!"

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while newspapers correctly use Italian grammar, they mostly use idiomatic expressions to express concepts, so it's not a good start

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Of course!
You could try: La Repubblica, Il Corriere della Sera, Il Fatto Quotidiano, Il Sole 24 Ore and La Stampa

The foot faggot spamming this thread is a goblin mutt
Americans always ruin everything

thank chu uwu

kys by sniffing smelly polish feets

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