Has a women ever approached u ?

Strangely enough, as much as I've been laid in my life, I have never 'hit on' girls before. I would always let THEM decide when it was time to fuck.

If it's going to happen, it's going to happen, no matter what, so only a fool tries rushing things.

My last 2 girlfriends were the ones who approached me and both were slightly taller than me. I can't explain it.

Yesterday a girl told me I look like a chad actor from some series. I don't know if that counts as an approach.

Lol @ you confusing homosexuality with 'being a chad'.

Nope... That wasn't a 'chad moment'...

That was pure, unadulterated homosexuality

>"Not long enough"
kek

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girls took me on dates and approach me more after I when full MGTOW. :^) I would have made them a good boyfriend but not going to date or have sex with them until the laws get fix.

in HS these two short mexican girls came up to me and said

>"hey my friend likes redhead guys you wanna give her your number?"

i didn't realize she said this till later i thought it was just some intangible spic babble. So i said "yeah" then left thinking they were asking about something else.

When I was younger yes. Now, not so much.

A few times but I was too autistic. And im not even good looking, just a fucking 5ft 4 manlet. Now im out of school and work in an environment with literally 0 women so I doubt ill ever get the chance again

Never. But then again i'm not really desirable.

Weren't you in fucking jail or something?

all girls who've shown interest in me lookwise were bottom of the barrel creatura.

>really cute asian girl rode the same bus as me to get to uni
>she decided to start taking to me and acts all flirty but im so autistic I just keep the conversation boring and never escalate
>we talk over the period of a few months and then she graduates
>later I run into her in some random park but we dont say a word to each other
>im still khv to this day

Feels so fucking bad

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Yes, twice.

One was junior year of highschool, we had latin class together and she saw me waiting outside for my ride home so she came and talked to me, we ended up dating for like a month.

The other was senior year, we had study hall together. She would give me food to do her math homework (she was in the brainlet math class so it was basically just easy multiplication). Then she got my phone number from someone else and started texting me. We dated for about a year.

I regret both of them. They were both really abusive and not good for me. I was thinking with my dick too much at the time.

Not really much to say
>be me, wageslave
>I work serving coffees and snacks on a train station platform
>girl asks if she can charge her phone in the shop, her english isn't great I assume she's on holiday or recently moved here
>she hangs around doing something on it for about 15 minutes then buys some stuff
>she leaves, but I can see her standing just outside
>after a few minutes she comes back and hands me a notebook
>>can you put phone number please
>>if you want, but if you get lost I'm sure there'll be someone at the next sta-
>realise what she's asking
>we start talking the next day, after a couple of days she ghosts me

It's like every time I finally achieve some kind of contentment in my khv status and eternal loneliness something happens to remind me to be sad again
pic related, the entire experience summarised

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>girl stares deep into my soul as she holds me the door when I go on an errand in a building
>start noticing her in our neighborhood staring at me like she wanted to say something
>autistically pretend not to see her
>one day see her chilling alone on a playground
>in a burst of bravery walk and stand by "on chance"
>she starts something not far from an interview with me
>"What's your name? My name is Girl. What's your age? Oh, I'm 19. Do you have a gf? I don't have a bf either..."
>touches her arm "on accident" on mine multiple times
>eventually verbally askes me "don't you want to kiss me?"
>I nervously take her to private place behind a wall or something
>we passionately kiss
I behave almost like a girl, godamn it.

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>worker in pet shop openly hitting on me as i was playing with the cats
>didn't realise it until i left the pet shop

Did you buy a cat?

no i didnt buy a cat

There are pet shops that have cats you can play with? Where are these magical places?

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Why didn't you buy a cat user?

> I once did some "modelling" work for some foot fetish stuff you see online (as the dude worshiping the girls feet)
> girl that i worked with approaches me at the bar they had nearby
> went on a date with her and acted too autistic, barely talked to her again

again some situation at the foot stuff
> girl asks me for my insta, so i add her
> slaps my ass as i leave
> ohdamnshewantsthed.jpg
> try to meet up with her but it never happens because i was probably too pushy with her

why even bother

Yeah. She was older and a mommy gf type. Gorgeous and a total sweetheart. Super gentle. A real treasure.

I avoided her every time, once then and on two other occasions over the span of several years.

'approaching' a woman doesn't necessarily mean 'hitting on her', and it sure as fuck doesn't mean 'using a corny pick-up line'.

(pick-up lines DO NOT work, so only a faggot thinks they do)

when's the last time you saw a woman retell the tale of 'how she met her boyfriend' with twinkling stars in her eyes, and she says he used a schmaltzy cheesy pick-up line?

The correct technique is YOU approach THEM, but let THEM decide if they find YOU magnetic.

you have to remember that they deal with guys approaching them around the clock, and whether you like it or not, THEY are the one that makes the decision, not you...

The only thing you can do is make yourself as magnetic and charismatic as possible, and hope for the best.

The real problem lies in dudes' misinterpretations of the word 'approach'... Nothing's going to happen if you don't approach somebody in one form or another, because women aren't going to come kicking your door down begging you to 'please date them'...

You're going to have to make your existence known to them somehow, but you do not hit because that's the fastest way to make sure you're not going to get in their pants

It's happened twice but both times I didn't realize what was happening and completely blew them off.

>were the ones who approached me
>taller than me.

I NEED A GREENTEXT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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you didn't get any pussy

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every romantic encounter ive had or "relationship" was initiated by the girl. there might be an exception or two, but every time i've tried going for a girl it's failed horribly.

i put relationship in quotes because i've never had an actual girlfriend

Perhaps this time you realized that maybe YOU'RE bottom of the barrel, which is perfectly okay...

No dude... My son Jet (hack_blastard) moved in with Wendy and I.

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French competition high school during the dance
Some redhead, never got her name or number but we talked a little that night

yeah but she had a boyfriend
so i have no fucking idea why

Not in jail at all

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There was just people who said that you went to jail. Guess they were wrong.

>girl at work has been flirting with me for months
>not interested
>she starts overtly coming on to me
>politely decline
>she's distraught, can't figure out why she's alone
>she weighs over 400lbs and 'loves the way she looks'
>almost every time the elevator stops working, her fat fucking ass is in it
>she tries asking me out again a week later
>politely suggest that she lose some weight
>go one further and say I'll date her if she comes to the gym with me
>never fucking speaks to me ever again
>complains to HR
>I get a 'strong warning'

I'm about ready to quit and leave them a message explaining why the fucking elevator breaks every two months.

What the fuck kind of name is "jet" anyway?

lmao no. I've had qt 8/10+ girls stare at me, but none ever approached first. And in hs, I overheard girls talking, and they all agreed they will only approach a guy first if she thinks he's hot, any other guy would have to prove himself and work for it. So if a girl approaches you first, congratulations, you're hot.

B A S E D
R O A S T Y G T F O

>sophomore year in high school
>girl calls me cute in my biology class
>think she's messing with me
>end up sitting next to each other
>start talking
>she hints very heavily that she's into me
>too autistic to notice
>during the sex ed portion of the class she keeps asking me to partner up for assignments
>still can't tell if she's into me
>never ask her out
>her friend tells me a year later that she eas really into me

>junior year
>swim team
>girl I've never even talked to before approaches me at a swim meet while I'm with friends
>pretty cold, it's really windy and raining
>starts leaning against me
>she wraps her arms around me and hugs me
>still literally don't even know her name, not complaining though since she was a solid 8.5/10
>get her number
>make plans to go see a movie
>I show up at the time we said we'd meet up, she never shows
>next swim practice she says she's really sorry and that she got grounded by her parents so she couldn't contact me
>whatever
>plan to go to the beach that Friday
>friend offers to go with me in case she doesn't show up again
>we go to the beach
>she never shows up, doesn't answer calls
>ask her later that week whats up with this shit
>tells me she had a bf the whole time
I still have like 3 more stories of autism

a fat ugly girl had her friend ask me out on her behalf in the college dining hall once. It was awkward as fuck and i turned it down immediately.

26 kissless virgin here, it happened 4 times the first one was the longest and most tragic

1st
>friends in college drag me to a party
>just sit there watching others dancing because I am too retarded to dance
>thinking about going home when a girl approaches me
>"hey user I am femanon"
>she sits near to me I talk like an autist
>after 20 minutes she is semi drunk she grabs my hand and we dance
>happiest moments of my life
>after 20 minutes she leaves, gets an another drink and she grabs my hand
>"we are leaving user"
>I don't know where but ok
>we found a guest room (it was a home party)
>ohgodno
>we sit down on the bed
>I am so fucking nervous and don't know what to do
>she grabs my hand and put it on her legs
>I think I will faint
>she then grabs my hand and puts it on her tits
>I am starting to die there but still doing nothing because I was too afraid even to move
>after 30-40 seconds she gets up and leaves

I think that was my only chance to lose my virginity in my life

friendly reminder that if a female approached you with a relationship interest EVER, you are Chad, and should leave the board right after you press the enter on your fake greentext

Never. Not even to start a innocuous convo damn

>she weighs over 400lbs and 'loves the way she looks'

Nope. She's overcompensating, with the exact same fervour and enthusiasm that she used to overeat...

NOBODY is happy with themself when they weigh that much, and nobody became morbidly obese by being happy

2nd time

>sit in a bus and reading while going to the college
>an another girl which I already saw in the same college approaches me
>"hey I remember you I am femanon we are in the same collage"
>totally freeze and don't know what to say
>"yeah yeah that is great I know you too but right now I am reading"
>she looks at me with a disgusted face and leaves to the another part of the bus

Qt tranny girl had her group of friends approach me to ask me out for her a few years ago. I went full autist and studdered out a sure.

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Q: what kind of name is 'Jet Neptune', anyway?

A: apparently, it's a hell of a lot cooler than yours, because girls hit on my son all the time (even older women openly hit on him) and he's off with his girlfriend right now, while you're in here

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3rd time

>sit at the caffeteria in college
>a girl approaches me
>"hey user you are a senior this year right? I still have one year, but we are learning the same subject. Can you help me with this test?"
>fear kicks in and I tell her no because I will have a lesson in 5 minutes and leave her there

>women approaching you
they'll kneel to suck dick not to ask you out

>she grabs my hand and put it on her legs
>I think I will faint
>she then grabs my hand and puts it on her tits

Sounds like rape entrapment. Good work avoiding it.

4th time

>next week I go to the same party where the girl wanted to rape me
>maybe she will return again and approach me again and if a miracle happens I will be braver
>she didn't return so I was just sitting there wanted to die
>a cute girl approached me and she asked me if I want to join her and dance with her
>for no reason say no
>she said ok, went to an another guy alone, and I watched them for hour having fun

RAPE ENTRAPMENT:

one of several idiotic concepts utilized by guys futility trying to justify their self-imposed failure with females...

FACT: you're not even fooling yourself, so you're certainly not fooling anybody else

Fuck off Reiko. You trap loving faggot.

in on johnnyneptune thread. he's btfoing you faggots already

>be me
>sitting alone at schools
>girl is approaching
>starts talking with me
>acts nice
>i too act nice
>as we talk, i realize she that she is a "problematic student"
>starts asking me for money
>abortmission.jpg
>start being mean
>get her to leave me alone
>i see that her next target is the school autist
>they become "friends"
>they spend all their time together
>she financially abuses him
>see as he gets poor
>she leaves him after two months
>he has no money left
>laugh as his life becomes a downward spiral of misery and depression
>he hasn't been to school for a month
>she has moved to her next target

Continue user, what happened afterwards?

did you cumed

No. I'm too short and ugly. I'll probably never be approached by a woman, ever.

>with my robin(fat friend who makes me look good)
Is this a thing? I thought only roasties did that. And maybe homos, I don't know.

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Dude... what are you even asking? It's 2018, women approach guys all the fucking time now.

wasn t the point he s really my friend. He just so happens to be fat

>senior year
>near the end of the year, girl I haven't really talked to a whole lot approaches me
>says she'd like to get to know me better
>sure, why not
>she's a solid 7/10, similar interests to me
>I was trying to get at another girl at the time
>girl who showed interest in me gives me her number
>we talk a little bit about nothing much
>her friends very heavily hint that I should ask her out
>don't
>end up ghosting her in favour of pursuing the other girl
>nothing ever happens with other girl
>missed out on a relationship with a really cool girl as well

>summer after senior year
>at work
>girl who's been there a while comes up to me and starts talking
>says shes into me
>asks what I'm doing after work
>not much
>gives me her number
>never really hit her up
>dont really try and plan anything
>eventually she just loses interest
I'm worse than a failed normie, I'm a failed Chad. I still have more

Yeah but I've never heard of a guy using his friend's ugliness as leverage, maybe I was the ugly one the entire time.

Well, what to say? The greentext ended well with me kissing her, I thought it was getting too long and nobody would read.
She was very nervous too, despite her proactivity. And, as we went to that enclosed space and kissed, she was breathing very heavily, air in, air out. I even passed my hand over her head and face, as if calming her, but smiling as I liked what I was seeing.
We kissed many times that day, passionately and full of love. Short kissed and long ones We were both nervous and in a frenzy, it was so fucking great. I get rock hard just remembering.
She put her hand on my chest and mentioned it was beating so fast. We hugged, kissed, I even did that hug were the man lifts the girl from the ground.
I eventually had to leave. When I did, she blew a kiss to me and kept looking from afar. I felt so great, and so fond of her during this day. Kept remembering her.

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women see things by hearing other people say them, they are social beings primarily, she probably literally wanted to know the time, and it feels easier and more natural for them to ask someone else than to check the watch on their own wrist

I've been asked out by two women. I'm still with the second one.

>be December of last year
>friend's gf invites me to her birthday party
>friend has to leave halfway through
>another friend is leaving not long after, offers me a ride home
>girl (friend's gf) pretty much begs me to stay the night
>fuck it why not, a couple other people are staying the night too
>decide I'll probably just sleep on the couch
>someone passed out in the girl's bed, she comes out to the living room with me
>sits on the couch next to me
>tells me to pull over the ottoman and we can use the couch as a bed
>do it, too tired and drunk to object
>end up falling asleep with her pretty much holding on to me, arms wrapped around me her head on my chest
>at class later that week
>night class
>texting her, mention I'm there late, she offers me a ride home since I usually tske public transit
>sure
>on the way home we almost get hit by a car
>she pulls over on a side street for a minute, a little stressed out
>we end up talking for a while, after a little she kind of just gets out of her seat and sits in my lap
>one thing led to another, we made out in her car
>of course the one fucking time I notice a girl being interested in me she's dating one of my best friends
>long story short, over the next month or so we slept together a lot, she spent a weekend at my house, and then she became distant
>regret, probably
>I'm finally sick of this cycle of bullshit, decide to semi ghost her (as of like 3 days ago, this has been going on for a while now)
>of course now that I'm the one being distant she's trying to talk a lot again and now she's worried about me

I fucking hate me

>sitting in at a science fair while listening to the coasters
>qt girl comes up and asked me for my phone number for her friend
>see her friend
>ugly.jpg
>say I do not give my number out to strangers
FF
>in English class
>girl has a mega obvious crush on me
>I am too autistic to see it
>she asks if I wanna hang out
>run away
Next
>The biggest Stacy in school has a crush on me
>asks if I like parties
>no not really. Why?
>Well because I was wondering of you wanted to go to this one with me
>Think it is a joke
>Naw I do not really like parties, sorry
FF Again
>literal 10/10 girl in personality and looks who has dated men far more wealthy and powerful than I will ever be
>Been talking to her for a month
>She has made it out like she would only be interested in me as a friend
>Tells me she loves me in her sleep (not in just a friend way)
>eventually I bring it up and we share how we feel
>still together today

I have a few more but it is mostly just my failing to realize girls like me.

Every time a girl approaches me I sperg out and don't really talk back to them.
I guess you could consider me mildy attractive, so it's not totally rare.
It's worse at work because they'll be friendly and try to start conversations but I'll be brisk or ignore them for the most part.
Then the relationships degrade so much I have to move to another shitty job.

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I don't doubt she wanted to know the time but your hypothesis is more complex than her simply being stupid

>pic is how I treated girls who talked to me in high school
>people who relate to it will mistakenly believe this meant she was attracted to them and not just making mundane conversation

I've had three.
One in early high school that wanted to go out with me. I didn't know her so I answered no.
Another three or four years ago. But more vague, she tried hitting on my by saying she liked my shirt, and I didn't get it.
And another one that keeps talking to me this year at the uni but I don't know whether she's trying to hit on me or if she's just outgoing.

I have some. Maybe not all are relevant.
>girl invites me over
>we sit on her bed
>realize what's about to happen
>"I have to go bye"
>don't talk to her again

>at a house party
>drunk girl who I have a huge crush sits on my lap and hangs her arms on my shoudlers
>don't know what to do so stare at the wall
>she leaves after 15 minutes
>guys look at me like I'm insane

>same girl as above
>at a high school party
>wants to dance with me
>have no idea how
>just stand behind her while she alternates my hand between her tits and ass the whole night
>don't know what to do after that so go home alone

>have a crush on this one quiet girl
>she adds me on facebook
>don't have the courage to talk to her
>she deletes me a while later

>girl from high school who has been looking at me starts talking to me on facebook
>don't really know what to say
>conversation dies down

>after a house party a girl asks me to come at her place
>"nah my ride leaves"
>guys stare at me like I'm crazy

>at a high school graduation party
>girl pulls me on the dance floor where there is only 2 other people
>just stand behind her while she rubs my hands on her boobs
>smile like a faggot at some guys sitting in the sides and at my friend whose dancing with his gf
>leave alone

>playing spin the bottle in high school
>have to kiss a girl I really like
>hesitate a bit
>she says I don't have to if I don't want to while looking kinda sad
>in reality want nothing more than to kiss her but too much of a loser so keep quiet
>kiss her quickly on the cheek

That's pretty much all from people I know. Then there's a lot of these

>at a club
>girl comes to talk or ask to dance
>don't want to dance and can't keep a conversation
>girl leaves

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Why the fuck would a girl want to make mundane conversation with anyone theyre not trying to bed? Let alone someone they don't really care about? I don't understand females or normies

>Women have approached them
GET THE FUCK OUT, NORMIES.

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Yeah, girl approached me on instagram, dated for a few months, turned out she was a whore and almost got STDs too

'd you never meet again? Sounds like she really was into you. Dangit user you could've had it all

How can someone be so normie yet so robotic?

Because they find dead air uncomfortable/unnerving. Probably because light conversation is disarming.

im too autistic to talk to people i dont know

What kind of shitty assed elevators is your company using that they can be fucked up by a 400lb Woman?
You should honestly be leaving just so you don't have to deal with those fucking deathtraps.

Friendly reminder that if a girl has ever approached you, you are a normie and should GTFO.

Yes, four times in my life.

>my first girlfriend, whom I had no feelings for whatsoever and was just a confused and stupid teenager. Was around 14. Ended up breaking up after a month.

>once while I was with my first longterm girlfriend, I was 17. A QT3.14 black chick followed me around and talked to me. Unfortunately I was in a relationship and had to turn her down. That was dumb as fuck since my current GF was a total cuntsack, but I was too in love to see it. Ended up cheating on me, I went into a hard downward spiral.

>Another when I was 22, an ultra slutty muslim girl who basically wanted to fuck immediately. I turned her down since she came on too strong and I was not ready for that. Tried dating her normally for a month but gave up and ghosted her on her birthday.

>final one was when I was pursuing my wife, I was about 23. She was the sister of my best friend at the time and basically threw herself at me. She was too young for me honestly and I didn't want to have a repeat of my first GF so I shot her down at every turn. She wound up with a mexican guy.

You're a pathetic faggot, bad as a roastie

yeah but i ignored all of them. maybe i'll start to regret it one day but as for now i'm glad i did it.

Any pet shop you idiot
They don't come in a fucking box
You meet the cat before you adopt it

We meet gain, I just don't tell everything at once otherwise the posts will be too long and the stories wouldn't close neatly.

After that, I passed again by the same place and she was already waiting there, looking at me. She made that "come here" sign with her hand and I followed, then she ran towards me. Unfortunately, it was full of little neighborhood kids present most of the time and we didn't have privacy, but that second time she nodded her head saying "hey, let's go again" anyway and we made out again, albeit for less time.

I went back to meet her again, again and again, and it was always great. We played, spinning our tongues together, sticking out the tongue so the other would lick it and things like that. But she was restrictive still with where I put my hands: didn't want me grabbing her tits and everything else so soon, but I cheat brushing her breasts and tits anyway. I wasn't pushy, as I didn't know if she'd get mad for real and I cared about how she felt.

Her friends were curious to meet me and eventually did. I got the impression one was trying to have my attention riding about a bike while staring me, as if showing off her legs. The other was like the leader of the group, a beautiful girl, I discovered some time later, who wanted to steal me from her friend. Females are so nice, right? That leader and the other one even started making up stories about seeing me kissing other girls, calling her a cuck (not with this word). The girl was very upset but didn't want to stop seeing me.

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of course they did... both online and in real life
im not spending 99% of my time in my room like you guys

I'd disagree, but I guess I really can't since I'm very obviously doing a shitty thing

I'm reading your every word, user.
Please, go on, this story must be seen through to the end.

I don't know. I'd say I'm a normie but still now that I'm 23 yo I've never seen boobs or pussy irl, never kissed a girl on the lips and never really initiated a conversation with a girl.
I just have no idea how and I'm a loser who's too shy and awkward.

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