>be me 27 khv >go to my cousins weddig today >really small wedding just 40-50 people >70% of them are cute grills alone from the family of the husband >mom says "son now it is a chance for you to interact with girls, they are so beatiful aren't they, and you are so handsome in your suit you have to dance with all of them" >"wtf mom leave me alone" >"son if you won't interact and dance with them we will lower your salary this month, (I am working in our family business) you can't be such a caveman, they are our new family what will they think that you won't talk with them and have a good time >get fucking nervous and lie after the ceremony to my parents that I have diarrhea and run home
I hate normies so fucking much, why the fuck do they force on us robots such things
On the other hand I feel so bad to be in my shitty apartment alone.
>there are very good chances that this post is not ironic what has happened to this place ?
Brayden Cruz
It is not that bad, I get 600 euros for a month by almost doing nothing for 7 hours
And what the fuck should I talk with them about if I am a 27 khv? I had two dates in my life, both ended with akward silence
thank you user so much, at least one sensible person in this thread
Fuck you you fucking normie
Chase Wood
where are you from ? oriririrni
Connor Martin
>It is not that bad, I get 600 euros for a month where u at?
what should worry you about this exchange is that your parents did not talk to you about your problems. they did not try to encourage you or reason with you. they did not try to understand you.
the first thing they did is strong arm you into a thing you really hate. illegally, mind you. i doubt there is a place in the world where what your parents suggested is legal.
gl when they want grandkids and you wont comply with their totally reasonable demands. first they will nag, then they will threaten, and then you will lose your job and have 0 work experience.
this is seriously something you should consider.
>And what the fuck should I talk with them about if I am a 27 khv? do you have any hobbies
Nicholas Diaz
>muh hobbies nobody cares about your fucking hobbies
Levi Thomas
OP i have a question, growing up did you interact with women your age? Did you parents only recently decide this for you?
Michael Carter
Why the fuck didn't you just get some alcohol in you and do it?
Joseph Anderson
>just get drunk to get courage bro it does not work that way user you need to have some basic social skills in the first place for this trick to work it's easy to guess that a khv has no social skills OPs only hope is a therapy but doctor mostlikely will put him in a mental hospital which will fuck him up even worse
Parker Clark
>OP i have a question, growing up did you interact with women your age? I am a 27 khv robot. What do you think?
eastern europe
I was never able to drink. If I drink more than 2-3 glasses I vommit
Gabriel Powell
>I was never able to drink. If I drink more than 2-3 glasses I vommit phenibut might be a possible replacement
Jose Watson
you can be khv but still interacted with women to a degree, but i understand your reply.
So you do you know your parents didnt let you interact with girls, or they just didnt give a shit and left you to your own devices? (while growing up)
Joshua Reed
>son if you won't interact and dance with them we will lower your salary this month, (I am working in our family business)
I fucking hate to work in family business. Your bosses are your relatives and they may do not pay you JUST BECAUSE.
Gabriel Wood
>what will they think that you won't talk with them and have a good time The won't think anything because they aren't noticing you in the first place, they're busy hanging around with their own friends or family, your mom has high functioning autism and doesn't understand shit.
this 100x, only reason anyone pretends to care about anothers hobby is because they want something from them
Tyler Morales
>you are so handsome in your suit y-you too
Blake White
What do you want to know? I never had friends in my life from highschool through college I was alone.
Hudson Powell
It works for me and i'm a fucking loser. Can barely talk to people but when I drink instead of getting full on retarded like normies do I just basically morph from robot into normie.
Isaiah Anderson
polak ? pepik ? ruski ?
Benjamin Cooper
Were they delicious younger girls, user? It would be pretty hot if you dragged your 27yo ass towards the young beauties... If they were old roasties, you weren't wrong in ignoring their monstruous faces.
Hudson Bell
If you genuinely think so, you really are a fucking faggot and at this point you just really want to believe you're part of the special snowflakes oldfags.
Michael Lee
Why did you make this thread, OP? Just another excuse to make another boring "I hate normies edition #98 525 337"? Sounds to me like you're just mad that you never had the guts to do something you would have wanted to do and rather than be mad at yourself for your lack of courage you'd rather exxagerate your story to make it seem like your parents are the culprit. I'm pretty sure that even without your parents' pushy attitude you would have felt the exact same anger towards your impotence and would have found an excuse to pin the blame on normies. You wonder what to talk to them about as a 27 yo virgin and that is specifically your problem. You think your virginity defines your character or lack thereof and it's total bullshit. I was a virgin until I was 28 and I never had any trouble having interesting discussions with women. It's all in your head. If you lack character and are perceived as boring, I'm pretty sure the problem lies within you and not on normalfags for not being able to magically read your mind and understand your anguish even though you do nothing to express it to them. The ammount of melodrama that comes out of these perfectly benign situations is astounding. I'll never understand why you guys make such a fucking movie scene full of violins about the notion of interacting with people. Everyone is nervous about meeting strangers and getting judged, it's not a big fucking deal, but if you're scared of this notion to the point where you develop seething anger towards strangers, there might actually be a problem with you. Grow up, normies are not responsible for your fears of acting. Your parents might be, but those people you fail to connect with don't owe you anything.
Alexander Wilson
Your cousin is gonna get cucked and kill himself. What a fool.
Chase Walker
Turbolol haha its becouze he maried a roasti lolololo turbofart memes hahaha cuck cuck