Care for a nice game of chess?

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Do you guys turned music on when you're winning? It amplifies the feelings desu

>tfw always get extremely anxious and ghost at the first sign of losing
THE PANIC NEVER ENDS

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This desu. Lost my ability to calculate and worsen at critical position. Wish i never had depression to begin with

Chess thread? CHESS THREAD
ready to lose to another user, keep my losing streak at 0-6, and further destroy my ego

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Don't take losing personally, literally everyone loses. It's a game. There is just as much to learn from losing as there is from winning.

Anons have been avenged

Holy shit. White = top autism.

well my short reign has ended
gg user
also fuck this 2mb file size limit

I'm pretty sure he's aware his move were a blunder before he even played it

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30+30 mins, casual. Come at me, fags.

>30+30
why not make it not limited instead ?

I don't think so. Oregami.

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My body is ready lads. I'll try to make it as painless as possible

Good news guys, the brainlet finally won, and now I am 1-5. Someone willing to restart my losing streak?

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>lots of e5 openings
>tfw no one has played the Chad Scandinavian yet

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im very lonely

D4 is for cuck

30mins casual lichess.org/bySxx1rD

I'm used to playing with limits, senpai

Whoever played white here could use some patience.

He probably had to go fap.

gg on no making mistakes on soundless sac

>nice chess of game
Usually when I lose at chess the winner bullies me and brags about it.

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Already won 1 game in this thread.

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Won 2 so far.

>tfw missed mate in 1
some people just shouldn't play chess

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hit me up

gg, non surrendering user

> tfw you just can't resist on sacking your piece(s)

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Only noobs plos. I know nothing about chess.

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actually that wasn't me. I don't even know what a "soundless sac" is
t.non surrendering user

1-6, final game of the evening, I must turn this around for my brothers

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>Soundless sac
Made me think too

Gg, luckily finished before my phone's battery was empty (2%left)

stands for soundless sacrifice. A variation where a player chooses to gave up materials for equal or less positional advantage
like taking a pawn with a knight on a pawn chain

Are you strayan?

whew, thought i'd lose that one.

good one on spotting that 16. fxe5 blunder

Sacs ..

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orgiggi

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Someone play me
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Most of anons here know standard moves. That's off

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Positional pawn sac didn't work out. Damn

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sapere aude?

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>he plays chess
clear signage of a brainlet

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quick game of chess?
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how does this work?
orginally thou

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This. Chess is a notoriously unbalanced game and the majority of its complexity isn't in the game but rather in spatial traits and constraints of the pieces.

im really really not good tho

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I'm not good at chess but I think it's fun

I agree it's unbalanced but that's because white plays first not for your autistic reasoning.

I used to play chess a lot with my parents growing up. I haven't played in a long time, but I remember how to play. Someone who is willing to put up with a slow start, please post a link.

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white is straight up garbage

hahaha don't be rude to him

>and = because
retard

moving his queen D2 like a fucking monkey

yeah i wasn't paying attention at all

Queen a8 wins rook why did white
Move knight

wouldnt be the first dumb move he makes

damn you're a huge fucking loser, you know that?

doesnt win the rook theres the knight and queen protecting it

This was a couple moves back when the king was on the 8th rank

I wish I wasn't such a brainlet.

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join 2XwdRv2

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im black

You could have had an amazing attack on his king with that rook on the h file you should not have castled there

I would have put the queen on d6 instead of castling so I could push the e pawn and threaten checkmate

I forgot that I was supposed to move my queen when I go on the offensive. Too many passive games against gimped computers+moving your queen is scary

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Yeah funny how it is the most powerful piece but is the weakest because of that

What are your favorite openings
Also knights or bishops?

giuoco pianissimo four knights variation
bishops because I like how they work together

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lets-a go

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I'm ready

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black is an uber brainlet

rip black ;_;

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I rek all brainlets

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