this is a thread posting/talking about your ideal boyfriend or girlfriend
this is my type
Post your ideal bf/gf
Bentley Cox
Aiden Perez
>me but female
>closet weeb, socially retarded
>finds lewd shit disgusting
>near l o n d o n
Easton Rivera
tht's pretty cute user, except the piercing part, piercings are bad
Joseph Nelson
not making an image:
ideal gf:
>short and athletic
>modest and enthusiastic
>not shy about expressing things she wants
>very physically affectionate
>tolerates my nerdy indoor hobbies, includes me in her athletic hobbies
>makes games out of everything we do together, playfully competitive
>dark colored hair
>wants lots of kids, breeding fetish
>has a big family and is close to them
>talks fast
Leo Baker
too bad OP is gay
Kevin Moore
>big fat ass and thighs
>tiny tits
>cool and calm personality
Would feel very good man.
Brody Cooper
>Literally me exept I'm probably not as good looking
Ideal would be
>kinda smol so I could carry them
>shares a few interests
>lets me cook
>has dark brown hair
>low libido or asexual
Ayden Thompson
giving op a (you) is habit, op can neck for all i care
Justin Myers
you are perfect to me
Christian Reed
Thanks, user. That made me a little happy.
Gavin Reyes
(OP)
You're describing a gay guy OP.
Noah Harris
wearing earrings and skinny jeans is not masculine
Cooper Turner
Best gf that doesn't exist
Eli Butler
how is anything about this picture masculine?
Brody Sullivan
London Sucks
However it is better than India
Levi Nguyen
not for long senpai
Anthony Fisher
I'm a 5'4 twink and I am more masculine than that hypothetical Nancy boy.
Get some taste user.
Jace Brooks
london does suck
thats why i said near
Zachary Reed
I just want someone who loves me back.
:(
Lucas James
>Asian qt bf
>Gamer
>Less socially awkward than I am
>Dominant
>Always wants to be with me
>Likes cuddling
>A little taller than me
>Likes carrying me on his back
>Playful
>High libido
>Gets embarrassed over his feelings for me
Too bad there no such thing as perfect..
Christian Carter
snail gf is the best one by far
Brody Kelly
Oh my bad. Just make sure their dental health is above average
Liam Miller
L O N D O N originaff
Isaac Ramirez
My Ideal gf would be
>Wants kids
>Likes to cuddle
>Likes vidya
>Has pale skin
>At least decently intelligent
Jason Rivera
gf plox, bost disgord thank
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Mason Jackson
>tfw I'll never touch her eye stocks
Christopher White
I'm not picky.
She has to be:
>virgin
>loyal
>virgin
>pure
>virgin
>no mental illnesses
>virgin
>no ink or piercings
>virgin
>loves cats
>virgin
bonus points if:
- at least a bit on the shy side
- BMI less than 35
- loves good anime shows (noitamina-tier)
- dressing conservatively
- short hair
- insanely loves cuddling and hugging
- virgin
Jaxon Robinson
Begome Sunni
Camden Martin
Ideal gf
>loves me
>takes care of me, calms me when I'm nervous and sad
>glasses
>nice face and legs
>into obcure music/films
>long hair, preferably brown or black
Joseph Edwards
for some reason this reminded me i only have 1 pair of jeans left with a button still and i need to solve that
thanks
Ian Harris
>Upbeat
>Vegetarian/Vegan (otherwise it would be impossible to coexist)
>Childfree
>Likes being in contact with animals and nature
>Thin or at least not overweight
>Likes art but not modern art
>Takes good care of material things
>Openly affectionate, but not kinky
I want to go camping with her till we're old and wrinkly
Carson Reyes
>not fat
>female
>6/10
thats all I am not the one with high expectations.
Ian Martin
Basically female me, fat, very hairy, exceptionally intelligent, and kind and loving and selfless.
Logan Cox
>exceptionally intelligent
Parker Baker
What the hell it's been so long since I posted one of these
My ideal gf would be: >white, Asian, or middle eastern
>5'3
>pale, soft skin
>shortish, curly hair or long and braided
>sometimes wears glasses
>vaguely goth w/out trying too hard to be
>deadpan, snarky w/out being too obnoxious, dark and understated sense of humor
>non-materialistic, autodidact w/ a healthy skepticism of formal education
>loves anime, nature, cats, literature, horror, studying world religions and myths, art
>cuddler
>kinky and dominant, into spanking/flogging/teasing me, then fucking/cuddling afterwards and drifting off to sleep in each other's arms.
>is absolutely crazy about me and loves to be around me and go places with me and will never desert me or ignore me.
Carson Johnson
>dominant
>spanking me
soy boy spotted
Christian Diaz
I dont care as long as shes 5/10
Caleb Gonzalez
this is my nigga.
Lincoln King
I'm not a picky eater but why can't I get this?
Jacob Williams
fresh oc gf right here
William Moore
>white
>taller than me
>shares somewhat of the same values
>intelligent
>wants kids
>catholic
man, all i want is to get married and bear some qt catholic's kids
Evan Scott
shake her until she says yes
Nicholas Garcia
>taller than me
Are you woman?
Jackson Cruz
Yep, last time I checked men can't bear children lol
Caleb Brown
Please have my children...
I'll be a good husband!
Joseph Roberts
>tfw protestant
sad day indeed
Asher Harris
I want it, but I know I don't deserve it
Robert Davis
convert
Ryder Garcia
Ideally
>Tall readhead (I'm 5'8" so 5'10" or taller)
>Dark-ish sense of humour
>Can play an instrument as part of my prog-folk band (or at least generally creatively-minded
>Neither hungry skeleton nor really fat
>Likes children but doesn't want them
>Enjoys video games and somewhat a theatre buff
>Quite /lit/, appreciates existentialist philosophy (apart from Sartre, who's a cunt)
>Kinky and quite GFD inclined. Not necessarily a virgin, but not judgemental about me being one
>70s bush
>About the same level of mental fuckup as I am
>Enjoys cuddling
My oneitis had about 70% of this, but she hates my guts because I told her how much I loved her a couple of months ago, and it all got really weird and ugly after that. Just b urself amiright guys?
Cameron Reed
Are you Polish/Italian catholic or irish "catholic"?
Nathan Bennett
ideal gf :
>has dong
Jose Perez
Italian Catholic.
Oliver Hernandez
IT HUUUUURTS
How the hell was that not original
Nolan Sanders
I'd be willing to, would you like to talk to me about values and see if we line up? I'd like to ask you some questions about yourself. I'm 5'9" by the way.
Robert Young
Are you from the tri-state area as well?
Carter Moore
i already had my dream gf, i wasn't her dream bf
Daniel Myers
Damn, same
Jose Wood
Sports girls are best girls
Jaxon Ortiz
Yeah, New Jersey
Colton Reed
>tfw have my ideal gf IRL
Liam Nelson
It's good that you're willing, you should desu. How old are you?
Jayden Taylor
not who you're replying to, but i'm
I live up in MA and I'm a homeowner. Pretty good catholic community up here as well, decent number of Italians and Polish.
Jack Nelson
Are you going to a Catholic uni as well? It's surprisingly heretical here, they just voted to give out free condoms
Joseph Rodriguez
ain't nothing wrong with some S&M play. As long as it's only sexual
Levi Taylor
I'm 25 originally sinned
Bentley Perez
My bad, I'm 17.
Colton Roberts
Why are these kinds of girls always Christians? The sporty athletic type women.
Aaron Scott
are you the girl who moved out from MO after your folks got divorced?
Sebastian Murphy
this is my ideal mans:
>long haired
>tall
>chubby
>hairy
>a musk husky
thats pretty much it
Grayson Campbell
>Indie/artsy/bohemian type gf
>Listens to alternative/indie music, Belle & Sebastian, Mac DeMarco, The Vaccines, Velvet Underground, Best Coast, ect
>Has a taste for unironically enjoying avant garde cult classic cinema: Godard, Hitchcock, Kubrick, and likes neato films like Vertigo, Roman Holiday, Re-Animator, Donnie Darko, ect
>Prowess for artistic endeavors, likes to draw/do art and enjoys Ghibli and Satoshi Kon, and has seen "A bout de souffle"
>tfw no indie gf.
Cooper Reyes
Are you the italian nj user? I'm from the same area and similar age if you want to chat [email protected]
Bentley Rodriguez
>I want a boring cardboard cutout gf with basic bitch taste and wears the "indie" uniform
This board is normie central.
Blake Gray
I want a girl who loves me so much she wants to make me addicted to her pussy until I'm too mindbroken to leave her or disobey her
Logan Perez
I guess no one wants a manlet.
Benjamin Garcia
>very skinny
>tall but not as tall as me
>long platinum blonde hair
>strong jaw and cheekbones
>small, cute nose
>blue eyes
>pretty smile
>quiet but opens up to me when we're alone
>likes Crystal Castles
>likes to go hiking with me
>will play video games with me and watch me play single player
>likes cinema
>likes weird types of humor
>dresses alternative/indie but not in a slutty way
>not interested in politics, avoids social media
>has an appreciation for aesthetics
>likes to listen to me talk about my interests
Chase Collins
ill be the first one to say thats a cute ideal bf, user. i cant draw at the moment but mine would probably be
>autistic Jow Forums bf
>try to wane him off the alpha act and let him be comfortable enough to be his beta self around me and love him for it
>let him talk about his emotions
>probably touch starved so playing with his sensitive body and making him squeak like a girl would be really cute
>give me motivation to not be scared of gym bullies
>cuddle and watch anime/play vidya (preferably with me in his lap)
>fulfill my dream of being princess carried
>feel safer in public
a fit tomboy gf would also be very cute
Isaiah Parker
>smol
>cute but refuses to accept she is
>gets and understands me completely
>preferably skinny, i dont mind chubby girls but fat girls just give me the sense that they cant take care of themselves
Brayden Turner
Idk what I want ideally but I would prefer
>tall gf
>loyal, adventurous, and nurturing
>kinda smart
>encouraging and doesn't care what others think (not influenced by the opinions of others)
that's about it.
Ethan Hill
>Super dependent and loving moth gf
>Communicates physically and with little wrr and zzt's
>Can fly and barely pick you up which she is always trying to do to impress you but is not strong enough
>is always trying to show off how she can reach very high up and already threw out your ladder
>very passionate and private lover, will go for hours
>loves to watch you play vidya and watch movies with you in dark rooms but sometimes cant help pressing up against the screen
>does not like water
Blake Bailey
>on the shorter end
>race doesn't matter
>sticc to chubby
>overweight is fine, but has to be willing to let me help them lose it
>doesn't mind that I work
>can work if they want, but I don't mind taking care of them
>is willing to share their hobbies with me
>doesn't mind me being affectionate
>is clingy
>is a girl
>is into learning new things
>doesn't mind my autistic interests
>doesn't mind my outdoor hobbies
Jose James
Well that is... Interesting????
Origano
Lincoln Murphy
>shortish, maybe 5'7?
>Short black hair, or dyed
>Cute face
>Big, pretty eyes
>Tomboy, swears and is pretty masculine
>Dominant, wears the pants in the relationship
>Fun, likes to joke around
>Clingy and possessive, lays down rules of what I can and can't do
>Ideally white or latina
>Wants to get married, takes the relationship seriously
>Will call me cute and be the big spoon
Joshua Russell
There is a nfl player who goes to my church who is exactly that. He is super shy.
Liam Scott
>Vegetarian/Vegan (otherwise it would be impossible to coexist)
>Childfree
>Likes being in contact with animals and nature
Robert Hall
If you got something to fucking say buzz then say it, otherwise get out of me and my hot moth gf's faces.
Carter Sullivan
d-delete this, it hurts....
Angel Baker
>volleyball girl
The best ass and thighs. How do you get a girl like this?
Austin Fisher
>white
>slightly smaller than me
>not ugly
>good vision because my eyes are a bit fucked without corrective contact lenses and i dont want our kids to suffer in that regard
that is all
Elijah Carter
l/ihjfh
James Thompson
>My gf before she broke up with me
Why am I even still here?
Caleb Perry
A woman who's a virgin and actually likes me.
Charles Miller
ideal gf:
>not obese
>not a total shutin
thats it.
Evan Wright
>tfw no one relates to my tastes
Luke Cruz
Literally me what the fuck. Contacts?
Adam Butler
Wew user, that sounds a lot like me.
But I didn't dye my hair, I always wanted to, and I have brown eyes.
Hopefully, some day I find a girl that wants someone just like me.
Dominic Murphy
Hey nice infinity trips! That's my screensaver only in better resolution
Cameron Bennett
Agreed user, gotta find a girl like pic related
Luke Nelson
I have weird tastes.
Andrew Bennett
Rox Wood is her name :^)
Blake Ross
Ideal bf for me:
Physically violent with me
Doesn't give up hope for me
Tries to understand me
Prays for me
Thoughtful and sentimental
Smart
Likes to make me smile