/Britfeel/

This is NOT a good look Tilde.

Found you, la'ad

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Think we need to post more guineas tbqhwyl

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Alright maybe I was wrong to post my name here.

My name is Gay-Porn Felching-Giantess

>post more guineas

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Ive spent all day on Britfeel.
>mfw I see my reflection

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Quick! Somebody Post magumbos!!

>appearing offline in the Crystal Cafe discord
>all those girls posting topless selfies in the Health channel
>not going to share them with anyone else so I feel special

*licks lips*

I studied mechanical engineering for 25 years only to work as a janitor for the head of a massive company, who studied english and philosophy.

Why didn't I study humanities like the true master race? ;____; Woe is me.

Why would we want gym when the britfeel boys post their balls?

think youre so special lad? im on there too so i can post them instead.

Not even joking here lads, I've found that pseud Gooseberry

inb4 t. Crona/ Gooseberry

I studied mathematics for 50 years, only to become the boot-cleaner of a 14 year old GCSE sociology student

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Thew dew it lod

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Any britfeel boys wanna suck my thick clean cock?

You won't though. You want to keep them to yourself like I do.

True Tiger bread, for true Tigers

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I basically do the same but in a trap discord

>mfw i've been larping as a girl on there and the discord since our first raid

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How big is it, pls?

Planning to lose weight via drinking nothing but green tea and coffee to suppress hunger and cut out shit food and beer as much as possible and possibly start jogging but definitely walking everywhere

6" and it's a big boy.

>mfw i am a girl and have no need to larp on there

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This guy seems like he has mental health issues

Sponsored by breadnon

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Is that the length or girth?

you live in esher? you live with John Faulkner?

Length i never measured birth but it's a thick boy

Thanks for reminding me crystal cafe exists as well as qts and tits.

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Spoons report.

Friday afternoon off to a slow start. Picked up a bit for the Grand National. But died down after.
Three carlsberg day drinkers on site. Only drinking at a rate of 1 pint per person per hour.
Stella in a fosters glass guy is barred for threatening to smash a bar man's face in.
New northern girl looks like she is an orange orc. Says she has worked in a pub before. Her skills say otherwise.

No I won't doxx people from here, but I am really sure. If you look in the right place you'll find him.

>tfw he looks a bit like me

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face .com/robert.nutbeam

looks like tilde lmao

FUCKING ORANGE POTATO MARCH OUTSIDE PLAYING DRUMS AND RECORDERS AND SHIT!
THIS IS ENGLAND!

Tiger bread is best bread.

do you work at spoons lad or just drink there?

lids, where are the guinea?

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>Meat pie sosij rol still not been posted

once again you let me down shitfeel

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Reply to my post and put "dake" in the options. That makes sure only the posts you've replied to can see your reply.
And post the dox.

Work at spoons. And drink at spoons. Eat at spoons. Basically live at spoons.

Any Hindus in britfeel? I got given the Bhagavata Purana a while back by some monks. Is it worth a read, does it contain a lot of wisdom?

Eh, nothing special. No thanks

should have used this pic, that isn't a feel

na doxxing is wrong

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>does it contain a lot of wisdom?
Not but it's interesting

Do it or I'll have you banned for using an avatar.

Are you really willing to take a 3 day holiday over some tripfag?

Hmmm probably give it a skip for now considering how long it is. Thanks

>try to enable legacy captcha
>no longer supported by Jow Forums
I'm considering quitting Jow Forums. I can't bear to find the street sign 5 times every time I want to post, I hate it so much ;__;

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Plenty more fish in the sea for me. I'll be going now then, friend.

lads how can we shill on crystal cafe to better serve out interests?

just get a pass
lasts a year

Almost no one has a pass, though

call them all roasties whores who need to learn their place

Same, i would buy pass if the site was sorted it out.

I could use this as my tripcode. That way you can't filter me.

Just saw the Southampton score. Sorry Kikenight that must have been awful

imagine being so dumb you unironically use this logic

Why are you being mean? I'll look like a spod who actually pays to use Jow Forums.

palace and huddersfield won aswell. pretty much accepted our fate at this point lid, kinda looking forward to the madness of the championship

I'm using a pass right now.

subtle lad...subtle i like it

>I'll look like a spod
It's optional to show whether you use a pass or not lad.

I didn't know you could hide it, I thought it showed up automatically. Maybe I'll get a pass

Fresh from reddit huh?

How long until we need a TV licence to watch Youtube?

I think you'll do alright down there. It does seem like an exciting league at least. My spuds are up against Man City in a bit hope we can make their week even worse

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>misquoting
You're the redditor here, lad. Sorry to break it to you.

Yes I've only been here a month kind of enjoy this place, love the memes

>he links his bank account with his real name etc to Jow Forums posts

Unless you're literally posting the plans for a terror attack who cares?

>lean, vascular arms
>still got a big fat gut

what a joke

yeah hope you finish above liverpool tbqh, i'll be rooting for you lads

alright DM user Iad?

REMEMBER Gooseberry is called JOE

>he doesn't know gookmoot is know to sell site data to dogey fuckers

are you saying youre skinny fat? or are your arms better built, ive always been skinny but now im in my late 20s im becoming skinny but with a bally, not good

>Do it or I'll have you banned for using an avatar.

not only was this post cringeworthy, it didn't even make sense

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hey james faulkner
>you live in surrey, esher
>youre 24 (as you said)
>you play golf

pls tell me if these are all true

Esher? Wow I'm impressed. How'd you do it?

SCEA looks like THAT?!

>Gooseberry as the audacity to steal my name
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At what point should a guy just shave his head? This is a very real decision I'll have to make soon as I'm thinning on top and my fringe is almost forming an island.

Why does everyone on plebbit try and be a comedian?

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ah, first half of my working week done. been a mixed shif. good because I haven't been working in my usual role so the time flew by. bad when I came back from a break and people walked off when they saw me come back. it was good because I didn't have to struggle talking with people, but knowing you're the reason people walked off is a shit 1, could of just ignored me, haha. 1 day left. now time for rum and a spliff

Really dislike lots STEM people myself actually, social science is the only discipline that i respect, and allows for a true understanding of the world.

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on the bloody electoral roll arent you? only a few james faulkners in surrey and the other two are over 65.

>Really dislike lots STEM people myself actually, social science is the only discipline that i respect, and allows for a true understanding of the world.

Reminder he unironically thinks this
you are an absolute mong, no wonder you're unemployed

starting to believe this might actually be a character now, this can't be real

Fucking anglos are the scum, you you losers are the most cucked of them all.

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>electoral roll
proper stalking tackle that, ive been thinking about investing in it myself

have you read any stanley cohen?

you you, no you