Turned 21 today, parents bought me a bottle of nice scotch, and my 18yo gf is sleeping over tn. Life is good anons...

Turned 21 today, parents bought me a bottle of nice scotch, and my 18yo gf is sleeping over tn. Life is good anons. Life is good.

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The fuck did you report him for? Not being a fucking loser? lmao
Don't know if you noticed, but this board isn't your basement dweller safe space.

Ive been lurking for 6 yeats faggot, i turned my life around from being a degenerate robot and I'm finally happy

Bretty based, mate. Enjoy yourself, and fuck her brains out.

scotch is overrated, bourbon is better

Had a few too many bad nights with old grandad bonded bourbon, but id agree for most people

Thanks user :)

Oh my god, you stupid goddamn normies. No. One. Fucking. Cares.

Go write your normie life blog somewhere else.

because it's not politics
good for you OP but seriously

Reported. Jow Forums is for robots. Leave.

Nah

Originialio

Then expect to have your threads derailed by posters like me. Not sorry.

>derailed
Like i give a fuck ab you

Keep replying, norman.

meh, to each their own I suppose
ignore the bitter faggots in this thread, the crabpot mentality here is truly toxic

You're going to get whiskey dick and she will laugh at your incompetence

Glenlivet kinda sucks user. Low tier scotch but still good.

Did anyone notice this autist also got legos for his birthday lmao?

>Trip user calling anyone else a faggot

gtfo normalnigger

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOPE THAT'S THE LAST GF YOU'LL GET!!!

>ignore the bitter faggots in this thread
Gotcha. Filtered.

lmao my sides

Happy birthday OP! Bet youre lying about the gf part to trigger autist virgins here, but whatever makes you happy man

Aye, which explains why he's dating a girl younger than him

>snapchat
>filters on snapchat
Normalfag get out REEEEEEEE

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Hello, fellow non-autist!
I too have a girl friend and love blogging my life on a chinese cartoon disccusion website.
Here's a pic of my cute doggo:

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What will you do when your current gf breaks up with you? (it's most likely going to happen, most relationships especially first time relationships end in breakups, don't fucking kid yourself about that).

How are you going to get another gf OP? I'm pretty sure it was all incredible luck that you ended up with her, however you met, you had her in a situation were you had to be around each other so you could get close to her.

That doesn't really work that well, because that shit is all about luck, escpecially if you're not a chad.

So tell me OP how will you get another girlffriend onces it's quits with her?

Nice. I had a fun 21st too.

Now I'm 24 and my parents are dead and my gf left me. A lot can happen in a few years, OP.

nice scotch

>gf
Get the fuck off my board faggot.

>can't even drink legally until they turn 21

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My nigga got lego? Youre never too old for lego shit is cash.

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Too old if you're 100

>heres your whiskey son
>oh and those truck and alligator lego you want

honestly lold

no one fucking cares you stupid moron

I hope your parents get in a car crash and your gf gets raped please god

those little lego creator sets are good, I've got the red and blue ones. happy birthday user

Gonna get your 18 year old gf drunk? Niiiice.

Are you going to make a post about eating eggs and taking a shit in the morning too?

>Admits to breaking the rules for ~3 years
Ban this doink retroactively

please go back to facebook