One chance at life

>one chance at life
>born an extremely ugly male

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There's always death to look forward to.

fucking based
and original

>one chance at life

Nope. There is life after this death. Ugly males who suffer through life and don't kill themselves get the greatest paradise of their control. Chads are reincarnated into robots where they will be given the same test. If you kill yourself though you are sent back to become a robot again. We were Chads in our last life.

What kind of robo-religon is this?

>coping this hard

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Where do women and average looking normalfags fit in this cosmology?

Transition and become a ugly female

Time to think about your career

I appreciate you coming up with this, it's nice.

They don't have souls

>one chance at life
>born with average 6inch dick

Go on Grindr and let virgin robots pound your ugly bussy at least you would be doing them something good, just put your ass against a glory hole

Thats a feminine penis, 6.5 to 5.5 is a feminine penis and 5.4 below is a boiclit

My god has told me this is how things work. I used to be a Christian but too many things did not make sense to me. My god explained all this to me and told me suffering is necessary to sustain cosmic balance. Therefore he gives 1 chad life and 1 robot life and then you are sent into your own controllable paradise.

Men will still fuck ugly men so you still have a chance at being a bottom

My God told me you're full of shit and there's no life after death

Time to book a consultation with Dr. Shekelburg

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Lol 6 inch girly penis have you taking your daily estrogen yet user?

Just become rich women want money and big cocks if your dick is under 6.5 you are fucked

Women have "half-souls" as i've been told. They only get 1 life and depending on their actions they either get sent to purgatory after death or to what i'd call the Swamp where they are basically stuck in mud for years until they've paid for their crimes and are released to purgatory. There is no eternal damnation but they do suffer a bit.

Average men are soulless. They are not really people at all they've just been programmed. Their feelings are not their own though they will try to pretend like they are the same as a Chad or Robot.

That's cool man you don't have to believe. You'll see on your death if you don't kill yourself. Assuming you are a robot that is.

>Dude why don't you just be an unloved semen reciprocal even though you're not gay lmao

better than an extremely ugly female desu

>above average dick
Unless you're

did you faggots know that handsome people are more likely to think the world is fair?

well know you do!

>born with average 6inch dick
Tfw 5.11 inch

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This is illogical. You did not have a chance at anything before you existed.

I've been thinking a lot lately on how society is still a lot more centered on not being born wrong than people would like to admit. I think that free will is a lie and that in and of itself shows a near-infinite amount of biases and misconceptions people have but even the obviously not-chosen shit like millimeters of facial arrangement, illness, poverty, intelligence etc. is judged by pretty much every single person you'll meet. No one but those who've seen rock bottom will admit this but the world is not a even remotely a fair place and the willful blindness people have to this basic fact only makes it so much worse.

He did have a chance to be formed differently during conception and in the womb.

Be grateful if it wasn't for ugly guys like yourself Chad's wouldn't get to feel special.

>be born
>not ugly
>too autistic to get laid
it honestly doesn't matter what you look like. I've seen ugly dudes with extreme charisma pull pussy like it was nothing.

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>it honestly doesn't matter what you look like. I've seen ugly dudes with extreme charisma pull pussy like it was nothing.
This fucking meme. I bet your idea of an ugly dude is the guy from Mr. Robot or a chubby man.

well, I mean if you're deformed or something--nobody wants to look at your ugly face; female or otherwise.

>female or otherwise.
That's where you're wrong, boyo. By the way, she also works as a model and gets paid for it.

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Even a guy like went through surgery for a reason. Ugliness is a lot more broad than deformities and is very much a factor in how a person fares socially.

The sad part is that the average man is so fucking disvalued that he has to go for literal downies.

Women are lower on the dominance hierarchy. Unless you want to be a woman, I would suggest not comparing yourself to women.

What I meant, was that it would be difficult to make friends in general if you were deformed. Women go for looks secondarily. There are other factors that women look for in a potential mate.

Women go for looks primarily(or adjacently to everything else) but it /seems/ like they do so secondarily because they want much more than just looks.

and yeah when you're ugly everything in life that has to do with other people seeing your face(practically everything) is worse.

You may be talking about middle-aged women looking to settle down.
Young girls want to have fun, and do not know what they want in a man. So, the strongest, most dominate man gets to choose.

I didn't say anything inconsistent with that. Wanting a lot of different shit doesn't mean you know what all of it is.

i already did, but thanks anyway bro

>If you kill yourself though you are sent back to become a robot again

Pretty much this, it's tough but ultimately fair. It's no coincidence that so many religions have suicide as the ultimate taboo but eternal damnation is retarded. If you invalidate the meaning of life by killing yourself invalidating the invalidation negates the meaning in the first place

ugly men can still get gfs
ugly women can't get bfs

99.9% bait, but if not see And all the incel forums

Men are more focused on attractiveness in their mates than women are

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>tfw you're so beta you fuck retarded chicks

>maxim.com
you ain't even trying. last reply you will get from me unless you step up your bait game

Kids are also happier after being on a diet that includes gross tasting greens and organ meat but good luck getting them to eat anything but candy and tendies.

>that feel when this post probably went over 's head
>that feel when too smart

holy fuck this is some /x/ level shit