Why don't you just get a cute hipster gf, Jow Forums?
>not materialistic so OK with you being a NEET
>into gaming and anime
>ironically racist and homophobic
Why don't you just get a cute hipster gf, Jow Forums?
William Stewart
Jaxson Green
simple reason that they don't real
Cooper Torres
This.
Alternatively, how do I do that?
Austin Garcia
>not materialistic
Hipster culture is all about following fashion trends
>OK with you being a NEET
haha
No
>into gaming and anime
The only girls into gaming are closet lesbo tomboys, and the only girls into anime are cosplay whores and fat chicks.
>ironically racist and homophobic
Lol wut? Being even remotely either of those things will get you eaten alive in hipster circles. They're staunchly liberal progressive.
Luke Flores
The founder of Vice is openly alt-right
Cameron Morales
>that bush
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Connor Jackson
Goyim, you're just being played
Do you really believe that he's altright?
You must be retard if you do
Noah Morales
I want to lick that bicycle seat.
Juan Rodriguez
What is this yellow thing on her glasses?
Kevin Clark
>Why don't you just get a cute hipster gf, Jow Forums?
1) she has tasted more cocks than a gay nigger
2) she has more piercings than hairs
3) her hygiene habits are awful
>>not materialistic so OK with you being a NEET
1) in the meantime she'll fuck old farts for bux and lots of Chads for fux
2) she's got no money to shell out for you
3) she wastes her money in drugs
>>into gaming and anime
1) she's into shitty gaming and only goes attentionwhoring
2) she's into shitty anime and only watches by herself (if ever)
3) she hates the one you like; also, she won't ever have sex with you
>>ironically racist and homophobic
1) racist in the sense of "hurr durr kill whites"
2) homophobic in the sense "lesbianism is gay, but black rekt traps aren't"
3) she will never love Adolf Hitler the way you do
Christopher Ortiz
diy GoogleGlasses.
she wants to record all faggots staring at her, to sue the shit out of them
Zachary Powell
You make the idea of a woman like this seem even more retarded with your autism, congratulations you spastic
Carson Scott
they are emotionally damaged and sluttier than stacy, who learned in formative years to close her legs. instead of trying to fill a niche at the bottom of the pyramid, just climb. the amount of work ends up being the same anyway.
Colton Edwards
I see the hipster, but where's the cute part?
Jackson Brown
fake and gay.
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Jack Powell
You can't sue people for uncomfortably long periods of staring, I wish you could though.
Jaxson Phillips
You can, it's called sexual harassment. Welcome to %CURRENT_YEAR%
Tyler Reed
>no manic pixie dream girl gf
Matthew Thomas
I can't relate to women.
Grayson Williams
I want a cosplay whore, she can be slutty as long as she's loyal
Easton Mitchell
only problem with a hipster gf is that thet they often are lesbian or secretly just retarded
Matthew Price
1) she has tasted more cocks than a gay nigger
2) she has more piercings than hairs
3) her hygiene habits are awful
lol this guy is genius
Hudson Myers
Using rational shit
Samuel Parker
>cute hipster gf
>posts tranny-looking uggo
what did he mean by this