>chatting with a girl i've dated for a couple of months
>she tells me for her birthday she wants the "worlds best" (norwegian cake name)
>tell her ill give her the worlds best dick as a joke
>says she's already had that
>"your talking about mine, right?"
>"hmmm maybe"
god this kills me, atleast lie about it you fucking slut
>he can't handle gf bantz
you clearly asked for it
I feel so fucking commited to her. I feel sick when I think about the ones before me fucking her. It hurts really bad. I just want ther to tell me I'm the best and the biggest and the most caring. But she doesnt, or hasnt yet atleast.
Dont make jokes about being a good lay if you cant handle your girl hazing you.
>Norway
Aren't all the women there mega sluts? Statistically speaking, you aren't likely to be the best she's ever had if she's had 20+ partners already.
No that is sweden my dude.
Don't ask about it. Despite what fucking Jow Forums says there are more important things than dick size.
I thought that was all of scandinavia, obviously Sweden is legendary for whores though.
>chat with girl
>date with girl
Oh, I see you are lost. Fear not, friend, I can show you the way out.
Why are you even here? Go brag about it on /soc/.
if she's an average tell her you had better tits or ass than hers
women never bant about size of dicks they slept with
what do you care for you faggot, you just implied you already fucked her so what are you even whining about, fucking stop crying.
also, way to go about it
>"your talking about mine, right?"
>"hmmm maybe"
>''i see you're undecided, let me fix that for you ;)''
or just don't joke about your dick in the first place, at least if you did and she said that, play it off cool you autist
she's 18 and im her 6th. Im 22 and i've only had 4 with her..
I would dump her also how big is your dick? Shes a bitch OP keep her till you find someone else she sounds bipolar and a whore
i dont know how to messure but im somewhere 5.5 to 6
she's on pace for 100+ by 30 kek
Ya shes had bigger but seriously that comment man id dump her or keep her as a fuck bag till I found better also she is 18 and young so she will prob be a bitch
Damn you might as well be a cuck your gf is a bitch, at least you know she thinks your cock is small she will prob cheat on you
but i like her, and ive constantly made sure im her only one for now. might be lies but she keeps saying im her only one now and she doesnt want me to sleep with other girls (like that'll ever happen). idk what to do ive never had anything close to a gf
Well you dug your own grave shes 18 and will want bigger/more cock gl though if you like her degrading you
LMAO yo your girl just punked you haha you little dicked faggot and shes demanding you get her cake fuck that shit you beta fuck
this was a bad idea i should have posted here i fell really sick now
Most of us wish we could even have a girl interested in us dude. This doesn't belong on Jow Forums.
>dating nonvirgins
Fucking disgusting. Hedonists the lot of you
Oh hun, don't worry about it. Just stay by her side and keep topics like this face to face. I'm sure there's more to your relationship than you think.
ive come to realise that maybe theres something to those guys saying that being antisocial is a good thing. less drama and nothing to worry about. think about it, the less people you care fore, the less you have to suffer or think about
You should its fucked she literally said she has had better sex and bigger dick then you who says shit like this and also wants gifs thats a red flag
I started to hang out with this Norsk waifu, we're just playing csgo together and sometimes we have a friendly chat session and I think she likes me a bit. There have been a couple of redflags tho.
I hope I can one day live with her happily.
Show us her tits OP its not like a ton of other guys havent already seen them
try creampieing her then saying you have never met her
I think you are just now realising that she is a slut and turbo bitch insults you and wants the best cake? So when you guys have sex I guess it isnt close to good but she says your the only one? Wtf man you have some thinking to do.
Get back at her and when you bust inside her call her some other girls name
wrong subreditt, sweetie
lmao your gf is a piece of shit used whore
i think its decent. she's really creamy when we fuck, but i think that might be a vaginal disease or something. She wants me to be thougher thats all.
i dont have her tits
if you're that insecure about a joke she made then you're going to get dumped HARD. You don't deserve those tits with that lack of confidence.
Damn what a cold bitch and why are you with her?
Tell her to send you a pic of her tits
It's very unlikely you're her best. She's trying to spare your feelings.
>if you're that insecure about a joke she made then you're going to get dumped HARD.
this
once you show weakness once it's over. she is going to look for something better.
I think she wants to cuck you and degrade you OP
How is he not suppose to feel insecure when she told him he isnt the best in bed and has a small dick lol
why would she fuck him if either of those things were true?
>How is he not suppose to feel insecure when she told him he isnt the best in bed and has a small dick lol
Once she tells you this it's already over. If a girl is doing something to make you feel insecure in the first place she is already ready to move on
Because they are dating and shes already fucked what 6 others? She will dump him when shes bored and also she wants OP to buy her shit.
>says she's already had that
Should have said "you're welcome" after that you idiot.
Shes a slut senpai thats why and openly told him he is not good in bed and has a small penis
If he said that it would have opened him up to a harsher truth
if he did that she'd be mocking him to all her friends afterward and he'd be ruined in that social circle
listen, I am THAT insecure. However, I haven't showed HER that im THAT insecure. I still dont know what to do. I try to act confident with her but its really thoguh
because she's my fiorst and might be my only im a fucking loser.
obviously, but she doesnt have to be so blunt right? cant she just put up a facade?
Lol you are getting punked by robots and normies and your GF haha damn son I hope this is B8
> Being in a relationship with a slut
You asked for that kind of things to happen.
Shes 18 and female you know shes already gossiped about how he is in bed and his dick size whats funny is all her friends know now
>she's 18 and im her 6th
holy shit bro, g fucking g
rip ur selfrespect
>listen, I am THAT insecure. However, I haven't showed HER that im THAT insecure.
she knows. girls always know. that's why she's mocking you.
>because she's my fiorst and might be my only im a fucking loser.
she's not going to be your gf much longer
>obviously, but she doesnt have to be so blunt right? cant she just put up a facade?
she's doing this because she can sense the insecurity and is taking pleasure from doing this. she knows it will bother you and is doing it anyway because she enjoys causing you pain. she's probably laughing about it with her friends as I write this. trust me I have experience with this sort of behavior, all girls are quick to notice and relentlessly mock male insecurity.
The problem she is your first she is going to abuse you and cheat on you so you know its your fault for being a cuck, she will chest and dump you if you are that big of a loser.
>Shes 18 and female you know shes already gossiped about how he is in bed and his dick size whats funny is all her friends know now
exactly, like I said he is already ruined in this social circle, the faux-confidence will just be cringeworthy to her.
>she's 18 and im her 6th. Im 22 and i've only had 4 with her..
Fucking oregano.
regarding the last > what should I do... she wants to meet up tomorrow
Your a faggot orbiter material for staying with this slut as she mocks you I bet she is going to get some proper dick on her birthday how does it feel knowing she said you arent good?
Fuck her but emotionally detach I guess? You can gain the upper hand and save face by not being emotionally affected by her behavior.
Small dick OP you might as well ask her whats the largest dick she has been with at this point
>more norm-blogging
Dude...
it feels really bad to be honest. Like a sickening feeling.
I dont think she expects me to just go silent. Could that be a thing to do? Just block her from everything after tomorrow and go on with life feeling a bit of honor kept?
No. Just blocking her spontaneously like this signals insecurity too. Just keep fucking her for awhile, look for a new girl, then tell her you aren't that into her any more and found someone new.
Thats fucked man I dumped a bpd gf for telling her friends I had a small dick whats funny is I was 8.5 by 7 dont put up with that shit
Just have sex with her till you find a nice GF hate fuck her when you have sex EX is choke her spit on jer slap her pull her hair hard fuck her ass what eger man make it rough and make sure she doesnt get off
dude you have no idea how lucky ive been. I dont thinkill find a new girl. not in a while and thats optimistic. maybe i can just lie about it though, say ive found someone else and see what she thinks about it?
Mayne you should get off this board and go to one of many other boards, eh?
what do you mean dont put up with that shit?
She will just dump you on the spot and get a chad prob make fun of you etc
Don't worry about it, dude. Once you have one gf you're preselected so your value to other women is higher. They can tell when you've had other women. Once you've had another girlfriend or two you'll realize that girls who engage in these kind of behaviors should be someone else's problem. Just make sure you win this interaction, find a better girl who doesn't appear to enjoy trying to psychologically harm you, and you'll wonder why you valued her so highly. Your current girl knows you pedestalize her and are insecure which is why she is doing this to you.
Dump the rude slut
ive been browsing r9k for the past 5 years 8 hours a day like a wagecuck kissless virgin dont talk down on me you fucking nigger
Ask her for tits OP and post here unless they are 10/10 I would still can her
thanks, this actually makes me feel better though it is a bit pampering.
Once you get another gf you will under stand how bad this current one is
Welp OP fucked himself by coming here with this. Have fun having negative thoughts now because all this board does is spin everything into an ultra negative situation because they are angry.
Serious txt her whats the biggest dick shes been with if she responds by telling you the size its over
Hard not to be negative when your GF tells you you arent the best sex shes had and he isnt the biggest penis
If he did this hed prob be on suicide watch
>this
I dont have the guts. I dont want to find out.
It's not just , the girl could easily just tell a white lie to humor him, her behavior indicates that she can sense OP's insecurity and is enjoying toying with him. I have been in a similar situation when I was younger so I can recognize this behavior, he will be ruined in their entire social circle if he doesn't win this interaction and replace his gf without seeming bitter about it.
You might as well cant be any better then the situation now
THAT said ive stalked her a bit and found out her previous bf is a chad. prob taller than me so im guessing bigger dick. atleast thiccer.
Shower her in roses by the waters edge AHHHH the water mummy!/OP
Hei der datakriger, hvor er du fra?
OP were all requesting you to txt her about dick size do it and post screen shot
there's no fucking social circle. We're almost 5 years apart.
Roastie humor isn't humor. Find a new one, maybe one who doesn't try to be like Amy Schumer.
Dude ask her if she says your the biggest dick everything is ok
hi where are the norwegian gf's :-DD are there only sami in the north parts?
t. finn
I can't screenshot but this is what i wrote:
- you've obviously had someone better before
- she writes: "my name"
- ...
- i write: it bothers me that i might not be as good as those before
- i promise you that youre the best ive had, im just toying with you
lel you are getting dumped, you are just showing insecurity even more
OP this lets see the results she could have been joking but if she tells you her X so and so was 8 inches shes a roastie
Now ask her dick size, what bothers me is the "toying with you" thats not really funny at all
i cant do that itll be as awkward as if i screenshotted
How she reads it:
>"what you said made me feel bad about myself and this is harmful to the relationship"
>she will respond in such a way to undo this damage so that her situation is on a better foundation
What did she say about your penis?