*cuts raw fish* and put on your plate

It tastes good
Theres the defense
It tastes good and is hard to do

The pepperoni ones are pretty good and they're big. A single one of those feeds a family of 5.

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>he doesn't know how to fillet a fish then thinly slice it and put on a sashimi platter

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>That'rr be three hundredu dorraru, gaijin
>*click clack*
>Werr? Pay uppu

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have you never had sushi?

>fillet a fish
>thinly slice it
>put on a sashimi platter
Just proving my point.

It's fucking easy you retard, is you being retarded your point?

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If it's so easy why do 99% of places in the US fuck it up? Most I paid was $150 and shit was good as fuck

Most people don't live in Florida to fish their own tuna. Or Alaska to get their own salmon.

150$
for just sushi?

Little Ceasars is gross after 2 slices. Alternatively that's 4 double-doubles and one order of fries. In n out serves the best food / $

The point is cutting fish is the hardest thing to, ever. Can't you fucking read?
Also, it's probably the most dangerous thing too, as the fish itself must be hunted down first, at the cost of many lives and then cut using the sharpest object know to man. The fucking knife.

>prush tip
Tipping is a western thing though.

Inb4 the old Jap cuts you like a fish.

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go to a sushi buffet instead

Yea it was like 10-15 bux a piece

Nigger you get like six of those things for that price. Go to a sushi buffet if price is a problem for your fat ass. Ten bucks all-you-can-eat.

>*undercoocks your meat*
>aye that'll be fiddy bucks
what the fuck america

If you want the most bang for your buck all you can eat sashimi is the way to go.

It's one of those things that you have to plan on doing in advance and commit if you want to get the most out of your money, but if you really love sashimi and are able to sit down and eat lots it's worth it.

It's $20-$40+ for an all you can eat sashimi menu (Less than $20 if you go for the cheaper all you can eat menu with no sashimi) here in Vancouver Canada. I've been spoiled.

>have a sharp knife
>if your knife isn't sharp just sharpen it
>cutting things
>dangerous

DUHHHHHHH

>he lives in a shithole where the meat is of such poor quality that you can't eat it undercooked or even raw without risking food poisoning
la creatura de las estados unidos

expensive sushi isnt payed for by plate and theres usually no tipping.
the most expensive sushi in NYC (and all of america) is probably masa's at $595 per person, that would average to about $100 per plate though. its a wonderful experience but i don't think you'd pay that much for the same in japan and the atmosphere is better. and the most expensive sushi in japan is probably better.

at le bernardin you can pay $370 for the chiefs tasting menu and wine. i suppose thats a seems like better deal, but sushi is unique in that its very market driven. you are paying for the best fish from the day, and the best fish is the most expensive fish. no body is scamming you.

it's a /ck/ meme you dips

Confirmed for being a massive faggot and baby boomer thinking In-N-Out is any good

>eating raw fish on clumps of rice
kill yourselves faggots

it's worth it only when youre in the moment surrounded by like the 3 or 4 other diners who paid for the experience and the chef looking at you and each other so u sort of think it's all that, but afterwards when you think back, it was just a way to blow a couple hundred bucks in a few minutes and wouldve been spent better on 3 jap whores for 3 nights in a row