>be me >walking alone through the city plaza at night >see a group of sandniggers standing around and staring at me trying to scare me or whatever >walk past them while they're still staring at me >2 minutes later walk past cops >tell the cops there are drunk men throwing beer bottles at people >point to the direction where the sandniggers are >the cops are rushing to them while I'm walking quickly away to watch from a distance >see how the sandniggers argue with the cops, flailing their arms around in a dindu nuffin-fashion >cops immediately pull out batons and strike the sandniggers down
>trick my 8 year old neighbor into eating a cup of playdoh
She actually ate it. Don't know what happened to her though.
Oliver Green
>16 year old me at school >sit next to this chick in class >its last period and the teacher won't let us leave until everyone is quiet >shes dancing around like an idiot laughing with her friends >she FINALLY goes to sit down >I pull her chair away just as she's about to sit down >she hits her head on the table and starts screaming saying she can't see anything >she gets sent to hospital >I get suspended for 2 days
worth it desu
Charles Powell
BASED. Sandniggers deserved it
Jackson Torres
Absolutely devilish. Satan would be proud
Ryder Baker
>be me >hiking on a trail >see fallen trees >block part of a mountian bike trail on a curve so the trees are hidden On another trail >find cattails >break off the tops >carry them until I come across people >pretend to trip and when I do so blow up the cattail in peoples faces. Even find someone sleeping in a hammock and blow it up on them. >book it This is something I do on all trails >see blueberry bush, raspberry bush, or grape vines >have to pee >piss on the berries closest to the trail
Okay >be me >boyscouts >we have this cool candle that explodes if water gets in it >keep burning random stuff in the candle >fat communist kid in my troop >He got drenched in rain from the night before >His underwear is drying >he only brought two pairs >this one is skidmarked to hell on day 2 >burn his underwear And the night before >Massive rainstorm >Fat communist and skinny stoner are in their tent (old military canvas tent) >start taking out tent stakes >The tent collapses and water comes pouring in, drenching them >Blame it on the wind >put it up for them >They find a massive wolf spider and freak out I have more scout stories
Samuel Hall
This one was not me but I thought it was funny >Next campsite over is this massive, gay troop >Has one kid named Tad >what a retarded name >Tad has a big ass and plumbers butt >Try to get woodchips in his ass crack by throwing them >one lands >he looks at me in disgust Later... >some guys from my troop go over to their campsite >Throw their chairs in the lake, streak through their campsite, piss on ALL of their stuff and steal dumb stuff they made /devilish/ Ask of you want more
>walking around neighbourhood at late evening >see a pair of shoes that the person from some house left on their porch >steal them >throw one of the shoes at the window of the person that lives there and hide myself inside some bushes across the street >see the lights go on >neighbour steps outside and is looking around his house >finds nothing but the one shoe >goes back inside and turns the lights off >look up his name and find his phone number >call him and tell him that the other shoe is coming any minute >hang up after that >he turns his lights back on and walks up and down in front of the window >leave the place and come back at around 4 AM >lights are still on and neighbour is still looking outside
>Try to get woodchips in his ass crack by throwing them Reminds me of that time I shot an apple seed into this Mexican chick's asscrack from her jeans. She didn't notice, but my friends did. Too bad it was a total accident on my part.
No, it didn't even crack but it was loud as hell though lol
Gavin Long
>be 6 >at playground >faggy spic kid playing with a hotwheels >he puts it down for a second and turns around >kick sand over it while he's not looking >he cant find it >his mommy comes looking for it >ask me if ive seen it >smile and say no >they leave >i got a new car and that's how it all started
>my friend is desesperate for sex (we're both virgins) >out of desperation, he goes on one of those hookup apps >gets a slut >I cut the breaks of his car so he can't go and hookup with slut
He crashed into a roundabout and was not injured He did not end up having sex with her after all He knows what I did and thanked me for not letting him commit a big mistake
We're both saving ourself for people we love
Andrew Peterson
>post in mischief thread >get muted for unoriginal post >add the word original too it >post succesfull
>see a group of sandniggers trying to scare me Sounds like you're just insecure and scared already and they just brought it out of you.
Dylan Kelly
Okay >be at cabin for a trip >skinny stoner kid is there >sleeping on the floor >fat bully type guy who eats everything comes by >without saying a work he pulls down his pants and hovers it over the kids face >pffftttpfffBRAAAAAPPBRAAPABRAPPFLURPBURPBLURRRREFTTTTTTTBRAAAAAP >The kid starts to flail his arms and tries to get up but all ot results in is his nose getting in the guys asshole >The fatty gets off of him and his fave ia covered in liquid shit /devilish/ >Another time at the cabin >Kid starts to bark like a dog and pretend to be one while we watch The Proposal >why.jpeg >some guys gets up and convinces him to get in a dog cage >Locks the cage door on him >asks for a belt >someone hands him one >starts whipping the boy telling his bitch ass to stop being so annoying >He stops >leave him in the cage for another hour or so to teach him a lesson Another devilish story >Little retard who wants to be cool is trying to get the young scouts to throw other young scouts in the lake >They get scared >Someone calls the fag out on it >Throws him in the lake Some of these are getting less devilish >At a campout with some kid >He brings a fifty dollar bottle of cologne >Dump it all out in his sleeping bag I will do one more for now >make a massive ball of burrs the size of my head >Throw it in a kids sleeping bag >He finds it >Freaks out >No one fesses up
None of these revolve around our craziest kid though. Once I caught him molesting fish.
Jordan Green
Thanks, user. I will keep you in my prayers to Satan tonight.
>use disabled or family toilet >not even physically disabled or have kids, just use it to get drunk, pop pills or take up 40 minutes by masturbating to hentai on phone
Jordan Garcia
>public bathroom >jerk off >wipe cum hands on the toilet paper and roll it back up again
>retarded fat obnoxious friend of 1 year is trying to lose weight to get girls(of course not for his self respect of course because hes retarded) >tell him I used to be obese (never was), and the best advice I have to lose weight is to eat as much bread as you can so your stomach fills up on low calories, and that whole milk is a good substitute for water because it has a lot of protein which makes you look more toned >mfw with each passing week he looks even blobbier and chunkier and now even his forehead is storing his fat reserves >mfw im 100% jewish >mfw everything they say about me is true
>Physical education class >Be late with some of friend still in the change room >Some friend that went outside says he found a dog shit outside >we all look at each other with smug face >pick the shit up and put it in one friend bag >At next class he putts his hand to take out the books >He pulls his hand smeared in shit >Bag, hand smell horendeous through all classroom >Inside the bag and all the books are smeared with shit >Teacher lets him leave >He leaves smelling shit while we all laugh our asses of >We never got discovered
>Outhouse in Sanfrancisco >"LISTEN GUYS IF YOU'RE TOO PRISSY TO USE YOUR DAINTY LITTLE HANDS TO LIFT THE SEAT UP WHEN YOU PEE, THEN LIFT IT WITH YOUR FOOT" written on the wall. >Take a shit on the seat and piss all over it every time I go there.
When I go /out/ I like trying to sneak up on people and scare them. Of course you have to look natural in case they turn and look. One time I was near a lake in a thin wood and a guy and his dog were there. I got within a yard of the dog before it noticed me, and it didn't alert the guy. He didn't see me at all until I walked past him. >last halloween >go to cornfield maze with some other guys >we all run off in different directions >it's dark and other people are out, very dim lighting >don't use flashlight, just sneak around by moonlight >sneaking through the maze, even passing into the corn to transfer to another path >spend 20 minutes trying to track down this loud family, can't see them but can hear their voice >this is a giant fucking maze by the way, just huge >keep low and quiet, stalk this family >can hear everything they say >figure out which path they're on and direction they're heading, find a nook and crouch down waiting in the shadows >they approach >jump out and scare the shit out of them >guy gets that kind of mad when he's actually pissing his pants >screaming and asking who the fuck I am >rest of his family fell on the ground >laugh and run away >find my friends, stalk them and scare them as well My stealth is level 99. I practiced on deer in the forest since I was a young child. Very few chances to ever use this IRL.
Chase Harris
That sounds pretty cool. A nifty skill to have. It reminds me of primitive technology catching stuff with his hands.
Nolan Reyes
>young, was still living with dad at time >dad had this crackwhore gf I hated, absolutely hated, we got in fights several times >made this disgusting pitcher of sweet tea every day that no one but her would drink because cunt used half a sack of sugar in it >spat in it and stirred the spit in to hide it every chance I got >would swipe finger across my cunt and smear the cunt juice on all her stuff >swiped her toothbrush in the toilet bowl >spat and pissed in her shampoo >wasn't supposed to read "her" magazines, would take them to read then put back so meticulously that it was impossible to tell they had been moved >if there was a food around she liked I would eat all of it before she could >caught her trying to hide food and told dad on her, stupid cunt tried hiding fried chicken in the cabinet >sometimes took stuff of hers and buried it in the trash so it wouldn't be found >when I moved out at 17 I stole the hand towel she liked the most and ten years later I still have it and use it every day My dad eventually did dump her after I worked relentlessly to tell him what a horrible dirty cheating cunt and liar she was and how he could find another woman easily. She really and truly was a bad person though and I regret only one thing--not having pushed her down the stairs while I was still a minor and could have gotten away with it. Now she's a fat single old drug addict and unemployed, living off couches of friends.
Sebastian James
Girl in my uni flat invited this guy she was interested on to our party. We deliberately took stabs at the cunt till one minute he snaps at us and trys to fight us. The girls in the group yells at him that he has to leave or they will call the cops. We make up a huge rumor about him and spread it everywhere saying how he got thrown out for being such a loser and how we had to threaten to call the cops to get him out of our house. Then we sent an email to everyone in the department he was studying in that he raped a girl on campus.
Yes... I did end up fucking the girl that invited him.
Brayden Sanders
It is super fun. I used to live near the woods and was in them every day because too poor for any vidya or toys. Practiced walking silently in all seasons, leaves or not, various ground types. I can also move through brush quickly and hop across islands in the swamp. Sounds easy, but you need god tier yoga master balance because there are very few spots you can actually stand on, and they're not necessarily close together or convenient. Sometimes you need to jump, grab a tree and swing around on it, then land perfectly in a strange one legged pose. Other times crawl across on a thin tree limb. I have never once fallen into the swamp. tfw no longer live near forest. I'd like to find an irl application for the stealth skills at the very least, but other than becoming some special ops in the army or a cia nigger idk what I could do. Only thing possible is applying to some halloween camp come autumn as a spook, but even then since sneaking through the corn may damage it I don't think they'd allow it. Feels bad man. Modern life is so gay. I just want to stalk things in the woods.
Christian Sullivan
absolutely heartrending you did a good thing
Ethan Gomez
Tits or gtfo pig nigger.
Gavin Ward
I mean if you moved to an exotic touristy/exotic location and became very familiar with the fauna and landscape you could be a guide for finding wildlife either for tourists or researchers.
