It's not secret that many of us here don't have gfs, but robots, ask yourself, what efforts what you done to get a gf?This may be old news, but after working at my newest job and met this Chad coworker, I think I've figured out the reason why we don't have girlfriends. These are some things Chad's do that we dont.
>talking to a female coworker
You: Get nervous because literally all you're thinking about is fucking her
Chad: Probably thinking about the same thing (kek), but knows how to gauge the conversation and get to know her first, recognizes that she's a human being like him and even if he doesn't end up dating her he still walks away knowing he made a good friend.
>girl looks in your direction
You: Look away
Chad: smiles, maybe waves
>walk past female co worker who's name you dont know
You: dont say hello unless she says so first
Chad: Initiates first and asks for her name
>working next to female coworker
You: Remain silent and keep to yourself
Chad: Keeps the fire lighting the conversation lit, cracking jokes, occasional flirting, etc.
>walking
You: Stiff, unrelaxed, constantly looking for people judging you
Chad: Carefree like he's stoned off his ass
Maybe if we worked on the little things like this, it would help, what do you think?
It's not secret that many of us here don't have gfs, but robots, ask yourself, what efforts what you done to get a gf...
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Work on what? I have literally 0 things to say to females and there is no way to change that.
First, nothing you say is news to any of us. Second, the problem is that those things are naturally onworkable on account of the bootstrap problem. You can't walk before you crawl, but this kind of activity cannot be performed alone like crawling can. Yet, nobody wants to crawl with you, as it were, they only ever want to run. They would rather leave you behind than adjust their pace, let alone crawl with you or help you up.
Well i've done all I can do physically. All I can do is try harder talking to women and hope something sticks.
>he thinks I'm trying to get a gf
I hate people. Why would women be any different? I don't want to be around them.
Also...
>Carefree like he's stoned off his ass
I only get paranoid when I get stoned and it ends up looking like...
>Stiff, unrelaxed, constantly looking for people judging you
>talking to female
sometimes get a little nervous but can talk
>girl looks in your direction
honestly can't think of any recent time but i'd flash a cheap smile
>working next to female coworker
i'll try to bring up a convo if its possible with the work we are doing
>walking
yeah i am kinda stiff not sure how to fix it.
Has anyone else realized that just like the way the skinny girl fad dies out and became the thicc girl fad
That the buff gymbro fad is dying out and becoming a slim or skinny guy thing?
Women are attracted to assertive Alphas and not quiet shy Betas. WE KNOW.
>he thinks I'm trying to get a gf
reminder that if you actually want a gf, you are a failed normie.
>talking to a female coworker
Get reported to HR for sexual harassment for speaking to a woman while not Chad.
>girl looks in your direction
If you make eye contact, see above.
>walk past female co worker who's name you dont know
If you say hello, see item 1.
>working next to female coworker
If you try to flirt with your female coworker while not a Chad, God help you. You might not only get fired, but also blacklisted and socially shamed.
>tfw 27 and too old to get shredded or even build a moderate amount of muscle before I'm 30 and thus basically dead anyway
It really depends on the job user, you probably work at some top tier politically correct normalfaggot job. I see fucking chads flirt with female co workers at retail jobs all the time.
Nigga did you even read originally?
I'm not a Chad. I'm an engineer, there are hardly even any women at my workplace. Interacting with women is too dangerous when you're ugly, at the workplace or otherwise. Women are offended by being approached by ugly men, because what you're telling her by approaching her is that you view her as on your level. You are calling her ugly by approaching her. She just has to claim sexual assault and you are fucked.
>I see fucking chads flirt with female co workers at retail jobs all the time.
Because they are fucking Chad and welcome to do so.
My point was the user i was replying to was making it seem as if flirting in any form done by anyone would get you fired at any job. I've seen not only chads but even slightly below average guys shooting their shots at the workplace.
Literally just read this, robots:
reddit.com
It helped me a bit, and now I get it
>what is pretending to be interested what a woman says in a conversation while making her talk about her just to analyze points you can "relate" to in order to seal the deal
not gonna make it bud.
also get off that resent horse
I see where you're coming from but my point is if you're at the top of the social dominance hierarchy like a Chad you will get away with almost everything but if you're a robot one social misstep and they will fuck your shit up.
it's a 2 player game. You can't work the conversation if she's not interest and only giving you short, dismissive answers.
All of my conversations with women become monologues
>get to know her first, recognizes that she's a human being like him and even if he doesn't end up dating her he still walks away knowing he made a good friend.
Sounds gay
Also 1000% fake. The only thing chad wants is sex. He will get it no matter what, too. Women never say no to chad. One way or another it will come down to sex. Then he'll dump her ass.
You're an idiot if you think this works. Girls only care about height/looks/money, been testing it out myself.
>My main Tinder with my real pictures and bio
Been on it for 3 months now, have had 6 matches and NONE of them replied to me or wanted to meet up
>Fake Tinder I setup about 20 minutes ago using pictures of the weight lifter Jeff Seid
I already have 18 matches, been super-liked 6 times and still have 32 likes to get through
This is in 20 minutes, using the same bio as my real one
Scary as fuck. Strongly suggests that nobody worth meeting uses tinder.
Pretty much getting a match a minute now, hurts a bit seeing girls who I've super-liked on my real one super liking my fake one.
Still, if I work out it'll probably happen to me
Extremely unlikely unless you're 18 and have really good genes and aren't ugly in the face (especially the last point).
Also do you really want to? If a woman is so shallow she cares about something so superficial to the point she goes from ignoring you to super-liking you just based on looks, is that really whom you want to date? Assuming you're not a greasy 900lbs fedoratard of course.
I still prefer the slimmer women though I do like large breasts but girls can still have beautiful asses without being thicc.
Fuck it you know what i'm gonna ask out every fucking girl I think is attractive at work. They can fucking fire me from that shit job idc maybe i'll even get a gf if i'm lucky. FUCK IT. I'm better than everyone there anyways.
>If a woman is so shallow she cares about something so superficial to the point she goes from ignoring you to super-liking you just based on looks
You make it sound like it's some small minority of women that act like that when it's more like 80% of them.
very accurate, OP.
I know a bunch of subhuman mouthbreathers who get literal model tier gf's just because theyre not retarded like us
Id def be able to get a girl if I was confdient, and I literally know it too.
I never tried to imply that. Even if it's 99%, I'm asking you if that's what you think is worth it. Sure for sex it might work, but as a long-term companion? Can you even trust such a person in the first place?
You're never going to work again lel, they will call your employer and find out you got fired for sexual harassment and that will be that.
>hurts a bit seeing girls who I've super-liked on my real one super liking my fake one
But you're sharing the knowledge you have gathered with us so we don't have to realize this grim fact by ourselves wich I am truly grateful for.
>Can you even trust such a person in the first place?
I have trusted women in the past and I will never make that mistake again.
i fucking hate jeff seid
Who cares I just won't list them on resume or anything. Nobody calls references or past jobs anyways anymore that shit is old as fuck. Not like my shit tier job matters anyways.
Hear, hear. The damage resulting from trusting these demons is nothing to scoff at.