>your age
>your animal
It's only 9 questions user.
Your age
Evan Parker
Dylan Peterson
>Mole
>It's easy to recognize a mole personality. They have pasty complexions and are usually seen in late night coffee shops, jazz bars or underground clubs. To avoid drawing attention to themselves, they favor dark clothing and sunglasses and are the first people to volunteer for the graveyard shift.
JUST
Austin Lewis
>ask girl to answer as she would for me
>Looks like you're a mole user.
whatdidshemeanbythatthough
Dylan Garcia
>Snake
>Pity the cold-blooded snakes. Without arms, wings or flippers, they are forced to slink through life in a solitary quest for warmth and acceptance. Shy and insecure, they must keep a low profile to avoid the disapproving glances and teasing of others. Of course, their poisonous wit and quick tongues help to keep tormentors at bay.
>As a child its small frame was no defense against the taunts of the playground bullies, so its sharply vicious attacks were adopted as means of protection. Snakes have no illusions about getting breaks in life and while they see doors opening for others, they have resigned themselves to staying in their lowly, entry level positions. So don't try and humor the snake, for it has reconciled itself to its subservient position.
Oliver Allen
>mountain goat
>Mountain goat personalities are very much loners. Observing the goings-on from their unique perch, they are consummate voyeurs and when mingling with other terrestrial animal personalities they feel uncomfortable and vulnerable. After brief forays into their world, they must return to their place of security.
Aiden Anderson
>18
>bat
did any of you read the op?
Noah Adams
>Swan
>21
WTF
John Cooper
18
Gorilla
How the fuck is this not original
Ian Hall
There was a girl I knew I would talk to every single day last year who would always tell me how much she hated snakes, and when I made her take this test, she got snake too.
We practically act like strangers now. No idea if I'll ever talk to her again.
>a swan
LOOL
This thread has probably been made in the past, by another user.
Zachary Moore
>19
>gorilla
these tests are retarded because there is no way to say that im only non competitive because im a borderline sociopath and dont care for making enemies with retard who will screw you over in the long run
Ayden Ramirez
>Gorilla
>Gorillas are strong, unpolished individuals with a gruff exterior that conceals their soft and chewy center. They are capable, happy-go-lucky individuals with a disarming naivete. Maybe a little hairy with a tattoo or two too, they are unpretentious and engaging creatures who brighten everyone's day with their enthusiastically warm greetings. They pay little attention to their physical condition and can even be a bit of a slob. With this tendency to be untidy, a gorilla isn't one to recycle or pick up after itself.
damn they got me just right
Hudson Butler
>penguin
>Aggressive yet gentle, outgoing but shy, stable yet flighty - everyone sees the penguin in a different way.
what you just described is my autism
>It takes the emotional intelligence of a penguin to be an actor
and what you described here contradicts that
>With a natural aptitude for languages...
>Careers & Hobbies: Writer
now your rubbing in the fact that i want to write and read short stories but have dyslectia wich is so disencouraging that i'm going through the (entertaiming) hell of learning 3d animation
yes but nobody cares
Adrian Hughes
>25
>hippo
I put large and the quiz immediately assumed fat and proceeded to tell me in seven paragraphs how fat I am and how my life revolves around me being fat.
I'm not even fat.
Ian Smith
>27
>Gorilla
GET THE COOL
GET THE COOL SHOESHINE
Camden Reyes
>18
>snake
tfw
Ian Clark
>25
>porcupine
>basically just an asshole
AAhahhhhhHHHHHHHhhH
Jose Lewis
And to elaborate
>Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.
All of this is too accurate
Jose Reed
>user is Harambe confirmed
Ryder Turner
19
bat
seems about right.
Adam Gutierrez
23
gorilla
nani da fock
Tyler Wright
20
Mole
It's gonna be okay, fellow molebro
Josiah Adams
>22
>bat
wow guys i'm a batman!!! hahahaha xD
Dylan Ortiz
bats are cute
this was not original
John Brooks
>22
>Gorilla
Best animals out there, I'm telling you.
Jason Rodriguez
>21
>Swan
Life hurts
Zachary Morgan
OwO I'm a ssssslippery little sssssnake
Luis Hill
>23
>sable
Cool and confident - if not a little over-polished - sables are the most graceful of the herbivore personalities. With their outstanding physical presence and successful work ethic, they enjoy the universal admiration from colleagues and friends. Dapper in dress and noble in bearing, their tastes and lifestyle are refined and restrained and they disapprove of flashy or ostentatious behavior in any form.
Zachary Cox
19 btw
orginal orgy
Brody Hernandez
You are a swan
Throughout the ages swans have been venerated for their elegant grace and gentle beauty. So it's little surprise that these personalities attract admiration as they sail serenely through life. The swan's noble reputation is its greatest asset and it takes care to cultivate this image by always appearing calm in public.
Things are very different just below the surface... for fueling the swan's elegant glide is a high-energy paddling that consumes most of its emotional stamina. While it's common for a bird personality to exhibit this kind of emotional volatility, it is particularly noticeable in the swan when contrasted with its tranquil exterior.
Logan Young
if you're not a snake or a bat you need to fuck off this board forever you animalets
Brody Hill
>19
>mouse
please no I don't want this
Bentley Gonzalez
>Porcupine
[insert EVA reference here]
Juan Rogers
>21
>mole
Seems about right.
Luke Phillips
>21
>sheep
The affable and meek nature of the sheep personality evokes some derision from carnivores, but a grudging respect from its fellow herbivores. Sheep have no real defense mechanisms other than the safety of numbers, so they huddle in the suburbs with like-minded individuals, pooling resources and raising families. They are religious creatures, seeking comfort in the collective reassurance of the church where they are quite content to be labeled as flock. When confronted by obstacles, they hate to make decisions - deferring instead to their partners or their religious leaders. While this may help the sheep maintain a superficial sense of well being, it leads to the loss of identity that typifies the sheep persona.
Dominic Carter
porcupine, most of the description is wrong tho
Sebastian Diaz
22
MoIe
Tyler Rodriguez
>26
>beaver
>If the beaver's partner is looking for someone to rock its world, he or she should keep looking. But if they're looking for a supportive, committed partner who will remain monogamous -- they've come to the right place. However, since the beaver's idea of support is financial rather than emotional, it's not uncommon for its partner to feel alienated and lonely.
Brandon Barnes
>18
>bat
original
Camden Nelson
This applies well to my incel ass too
Aiden Edwards
19
Snake
>When it comes to relationships, the motivations of the snake are clearly understandable. Snakes seek warmth. Period. Even when they're in a committed relationship, if they sense more warmth in a new partner, they slither off without looking back.
What the fuck, I wouldn't do this.
Zachary Ross
>one shot a life
>mole
Damn
Xavier Sanders
>26
>swan
at least I can fly
Mason Fisher
first time on r9k
this me
Ayden Murphy
>Swan
Fucking gay
Grayson Brooks
forgot age, 28
Oliver Bell
>>If the beaver's partner is looking for someone to rock its world, he or she should keep looking.
>first time
I don't recommend visiting this place user. I don't come on this board as much as I did, and I don't feel as depressed and hopeless as the days where this board was always open, but digging myself out of that rut was difficult.
Brandon Brown
I'm a harambe
Jaxon Gray
Who here /weasel/?
Parker Fisher
I got a fucking porcupine.
Luke Roberts
>18
>mountain goat
Camden Brooks
I got Gorilla who else a chad ape?
Ryan Moore
>Penguin
>Now you see it, now you don't. Aggressive yet gentle, outgoing but shy, stable yet flighty - everyone sees the penguin in a different way. It's that black and white thing: the penguin only reveals the side that it wants to you to see. So whether you like this darling-devil or not, you have to concede that it's a fascinating and enigmatic individual.
Penguins are birds condemned to live out their days on the ground. Unable to fly, their excess energy has no outlet save their creative talents and emotional outbursts. Penguins are poetic, artistic, and intellectually gifted, and as writers penguins have no equal. But, if unable to channel their impulses in a positive way, the resulting turmoil proves damaging to their relationships and careers.
Samuel Morris
>19
>Giraffe
>Giraffes are not arrogant but have an extraordinary need to be the center of attention. Although their highly visible frames make them somewhat self-conscious, they would never dream of hiding their height by stooping. Even though they might capitalize on their size they perpetually worry about what other people think, knowing that they're an easy target for jealous backbiters.
Since most of the giraffe's self-confidence is the product of its physical stature, it is fastidious about its appearance. A giraffe's tastes in consumer goods are refined and expensive, leaning toward Armani and Mercedes.
I don't know what to think about it
Isaac James
>22
>Bear
Conflicting forces shape the bear's nature. Since it is a classic omnivore, this burly beast exhibits two distinct sides to its personality. The carnivorous component makes the bear gruff and powerful, while its herbivorous side reveals a sensitive and intelligent individual.
Their gruff, outgoing personalities, burly physiques and strong characters make bears easy to identify, especially when their natural confidence and swaggering gaits puts others on notice that a bear is present. Bears require a great deal of personal space and, when entering a room, the tension level rises immediately. As youngsters, bear personalities excel in sports, although their propensity for laziness relegates them to being an observer and fan in later life. Familiar with the seduction of the couch, their ability to sleep soundly is legendary throughout the animal world.
Ethan Flores
Ctrl+F
No /wildcat/ masterrace ITT.
Pathetic!
>You are a Wildcat!
/Small to medium size/ Attractive/ Spiritual/ Sexy/ Autonomous/ Uncommitted/
Andrew Jenkins
18
Gorilla
Gorillas are strong, unpolished individuals with a gruff exterior that conceals their soft and chewy center. They are capable, happy-go-lucky individuals with a disarming naivete. Maybe a little hairy with a tattoo or two too, they are unpretentious and engaging creatures who brighten everyone's day with their enthusiastically warm greetings. They pay little attention to their physical condition and can even be a bit of a slob. With this tendency to be untidy, a gorilla isn't one to recycle or pick up after itself.
Owen Rogers
Where my fellow snakebros at?
Ryan Gomez
>18
>Badger
mfw
Owen Morgan
I'm a bat. Whoopee.