He isn't summoning the greater 72 and trying to become a the god of hell

>he isn't summoning the greater 72 and trying to become a the god of hell
What's wrong,dont you want to become a god like being of absolute power?

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I tried summoning Leonard by making a demonic contract and sealing it with my blood. He didn't come
Did I do something wrong? Do I need to make an offering or brew alchemicals

It is trial and error really. Just keep doing it. You'll do it eventually.

>become a the god of hell
did you accidentally a verb?
also, they can still reject your summonings, you know

Back to dumbasses before I stuff you in a locker.

Your magic the gathering horse shit isnt real

GG-GGG. GGG GAAYYY

Hell yeah TELL EM BOI.
dipshits

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@44679338
Shut up you worthless fag i dont need you to suck my dick

if they were real they would skin you alive and fuckin kill your loved ones and curse any and all of the people related to you cause that is what I would do if I were them.

kys soyboi
Like go play in traffic please before you accidentally find happiness

bitch ass prick xD
Like everyone here you will die alone

@44679427
Whats wrong little man? Just summon a ghost or something to beat me up with your lord of the magic rings shit if you dont like what im saying then you fucking loser hahahaha

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Lmfao No im here to yell at the satanists and I saw you do so too. then you chimped out I would break your ribs and kneecaps If I knew you boi. Just to see you cry.

Epic burn my man im certainly going to reflect on my actions now

jump backwards into a bee hive naked

silly ass dipshit. kys
like fr

Please do everyone this favor. Dont breed you faggy ass cunt xD

@44679563
Id wear your ass out fuccboi lmfao

Go do some spirit cooking or whatever it is you weirdos do

>equating demons with christian ideology
politicians of ancient times demonized the gods of other religion in order to assimilate foreign people into being christians
they're not necessarily fucked up spirits, just gods who essentially see us as retarded children to answer to, only just to have us shut the fuck up
that being said, there are some who hold huge grudges against people like you said. some, not all.

Bet you like traps. lol
NO I BET YOU LIKE LOLI kid porn anime shit

>he isn't smoking DMT and eating large quantities of mushrooms and becoming a being of pure light

Anything that wants babies sacrificed to it in exchange for power IS not a good thing. AND WILL KILL YOU if it were real.

not all of them want babies
some of them want semen.
some of them are fucking GAY

@44679640
Kys
@44679606
You should have told me that before i breeded your mum

Buddy ill bet you are a fuckin kid. I could bring your face to my knee and make you a retard faster than you could cry for mum xD Plus I was here first to correct these weird asses so gtfo plz

Buddy Go back to school dipshit you douchey prick. I could probably bench you 4 sets of 10

Go drive fast on the wrong side of the road my dude

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@44679756
Im old enough to be your gay boi and strobg enough to flex you up and down the street
Idgaf who was here first i came to teach these dumbass Yugioh playin nerds a lesson

OH and ur mom gay gtfo.

Well I did too. Maybe we should focus on what we were doing before we started with each other. Ball less cunt xD

Meanwhile yeah Kids This Magic bullshit aint real grow tf up

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ment for OP?

yes

If any of you fags have demon powers come and curse me you fags

but you're already cursed bucko
you're posting here on this god forsaken board

Then double curse me

I don't think they will. 420 fucking original

You just gotta know how to listen. If your skills are absolute zero you're not going to see or really hear them. Instead, write up a contract of what you'll give and what you want. Then perform the ritual, say that this contract is what you are wishing to obtain (essentially to what seems like empty air in the room) and close the ritual.

Nigga what the fuck are you doing.
You probably didn't even read anything about this shit nor understand shit and you just go on and try to summon a shitty demon prince that has been said to kill the summoner on sight.
Go back to magic school and learn what the heck is even a demon before attempting anything.

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>You probably didn't even read anything about this shit nor understand shit and you just go on and try to summon a shitty demon prince that has been said to kill the summoner on sight.
>tfw andras has killed a whole bunch of lambs sent to the slaughter
>its people like op who sent them there in the first place
wew

>@'ing people to not give them (you)'s
>its still replying and giving them attention

lmao

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Best case, and 99.99% of the time you will get absolutely no results, cause you're dumb.

Worst case, .01% you do something really dumb, and then you are the back story to an Insidious movie

100% chance nothing happens because ghosts and demons dont fucking exist

>tfw your thread gets bombarded with B tier banter and you can't delete the thread because fuck you I guess

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Thats what you get for believing in this dumbass dungeons and dragons bs OP
Ghosts and fairies and demons and magic an shit arent real you fucking permavirgin

Hahahahaha
kektastic!