How do i become one of the girls r9k orbits?

how do i become one of the girls r9k orbits?

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If you're not an ugly monster like me and have a pretty face and a nice body you'll have almost every guy chasing after you.

>step one: be a girl(female)

>be cute
>be younger than 20
>join discords, tripfag and post regularly in certain threads, etc.
>act lonely/broken/mentally ill
>be cute
>MAKE IT CLEAR YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND

basically they want someone young and vulnerable they can fantasize about attaining because she appears to be on their level in some way

Be cute and make a youtube channel and spam it here

You already are now that you've made this thread. In fact it would have been sufficient just to post in any thread at all.

Be fat. We dont like skeletons. We love fertile thic women.

Kill yourself and hope you will respawn as a qt gril

You're not an ugly monster, you're just a man. Learn the difference faggot.

these are actually some good tips, thanks user

I was born with XX chromosomes dumbass.

post a picture of yourself and we'll tell you if it will work

>I was born with XX chromosomes
sure you were

yeah no problem. let me know if you want more :^) i have some experience

Wow rude! If you aren't larping as a lady, then you are not ugly. Are you the body dimorphism asian ny girl again? If not you still have dimorphism, 18 times out of 20, guaranteed.

Not sure if this will prove anything but here's my weight

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Tits. You need to post some pictures where they are visible but covered and imply you will give more in private.

Wow you guys are sure persistent.
Now fuck off shill, stop trying to turn this board into a faggot board

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Nope. I don't live in New York

Fucking faggot enabler

Doesn't prove anything. But your concern is your looks anyway, not your weight, so I don't see the point in posting this.

im op, dont worry i'm a real girl and very anti-trap lol

this could easily be a skellybro

My looks are just as fucked up
Here's my hand

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Just post your face already, damnit.

I'm not a faggot enabler. you guys are. you give them attention, sweetie.

The real question is, what are you doing on Jow Forums? You're not a fembot, just a used-up roastie whore. Go find an audience literally anywhere else.

>Just post your face already, damnit.

And make a total embarrassment out of myself? I'll pass

>hand
Still waiting for those tits.

What's there to lose? You can't be identified, you're not a hamplanet, this is Jow Forums and not /soc/, and you are obviously doing this for attention and are probably actually minimum 8/10.
(Coincidentally you answered OP's question really well).

Good old Jow Forums.

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why would anyone orbit a faceless woman?

I'm not OP you brainlet

I'll orbit u. Just give us something to follow

>a shitskin
it aint happening

this is the manliest hand ive ever seen

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Here's a pic under better lighting

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>a mutt?
you're not making your case better

lighting won't change the fact that you aren't white. only white girls and MAYBE hapas get orbited.

Lighting your hand on fire won't help us assess if you're an ugly monster.

You have bigger hands than me. In which world you are a femanon, please tell me?

Be genuinely into femdom/mommydom. No faking it.

I'm slightly tan/caramel. I'm not white nor am I shitskin, or even a mutt.
>44678649

OP are you taking notes or nah? This shit's important.

oh my god youre so annoying, no one cares, and youre a dumbass for falling for the "you must be male" bait, stop posting

cute nails though

>not white
okay so you're a shitskin. it's one or the other.

Be my girlfriend, qt3.14 girl :)

this.
oriogiagoio

Asian, mid-30's, 65% female.

im both a sub and dom so cool nice, think i'll have a large pool if people to dip into
i definitely am!
sorry user, i think it'd be embarassing to get my identity tied to a thread like this. thanks though!

>you have bigger hands than me

No I don't. They're pretty small if you see them upclose.

>mid 30's
I'm under 20 lol
>65% female
You're a jackass
I

untrue my mane

>im both a sub and dom so cool nice, think i'll have a large pool if people to dip into
if that's true, then give me milkies

Post hand pics then.

You have a skinnier arm then me
>im a guy and 55
>u 95
the fuck...

You're an old asian (wo?)man. Now post your manly face.

I say "she" posts her hair and [feet]

I am a guy.
ogianio

Not with hands as cute and petite as you describe, you aren't~

Is this kg or lb? Lol

It's kilograms

Amalio?

Holy shit so you're a landwhale, not a skelly

It's clearly in lbs you dumbass

>>>>
maestro retardo

And from where we are supposed to know this?

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Ok here's how to rapidly become good at anything.
You look around and see who's good at what you want to become, in this case a discord orbit whore, and you copy what they do.
If you're really smart, you work out the bare minimum 20% of their skillset or activities that gives 80% of their effectiveness, and abuse the so called Pareto principle, that states that the square root of the population is responsible for half the effects.

So go and learn more about the discord skanks, observe what they do, and imitate those things that bring orbiters.

>I'm a real girl
>lol
I know this is by no means breaking news but godDAMMIT THIS FUCKING PLACE IS COMPLETELY SHIT TO BROWSE NOW THAT YOU OBNOXIOUS ATTENTION STARVED CUNTS HAVE FLOODED IN HERE, YOU'RE WEAK AND DISGUSTING IF YOU NEED TO COME HERE FOR MALE ATTENTION

Haha lol thought this was funny too lol just sayin lmao :P

Post a lot and post pics. Attention whore as much as you possibly can and shill your "super special" discord group whenever possible.

>feeling sad
>remember that I'm not an orbiter
>instantly feel better about myself
feels good man

They're so irredeemably shameless about worshipping underage girls and showering them with money its fucking unfathomable but the real shame is the mods accommodating it.

Feign mental illness.
> guise i am le depressed autist. am so ugly i h8 myself teeehee.