/r9gay/

No matter how bad a day you've had he's there for you. You can cry into his chest and he won't care you're getting his shirt all wet and snotty.

He'll listen to you talk, and he'll stroke your hair, and he'll wipe the tears from your eyes, he'll cuddle you. He'll be there for you.

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
hehe am i funny guys yet

Haha yeah, nobody actually has relationships like that
r-right?

i do lol
its just you fucks with no human qualities

yeah, imagine having that.

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>still no bf
>trying to pretend im happy so parents dont send me back to therapy

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I want this so fucking much it hurts

>tfw no qt pp bf

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me on the left
poster under me on the right

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If only such could be the case.

so how big a problem is hemorrhoids for buttsex? I'm a virgin but I'm probably a bottom and want to start looking for bf soon.

Go Out and get it man. IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE. We are fleas on a marble doomed to die in like 75 more years (people reading this) Just better yourself and get into a relationship where this happens. You can do it

>tfw jerking off makes me sad at this point
How to cope without it, it just gives me lonely feels

This sounds nice and all but the idea of this is so outlandish that I'd rather just do nothing and die.

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let me jerk you off instead

They're not if he lubes and isn't too rough. It's a muscle, it can get trained to open wider for things. Just start slow whenever it comes to it.

Get a dildo, and start feeling lonely in a completely new way

what is the point in life
no motivation to do the things i love
just rolling cigarettes
its gonna be a long night

The point in life is to do things you want to that would make you happy. As for motivation i dont know i dont have any.

iktf

>watch porn
>the guys are really into it
>staring into each others eyes
>passionately kissing
>caressing and holding one another
>have to turn it off before I start sobbing

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For anyone who's actually managed it, how do you un-fuck your self esteem?

Tfw no ohio bf to hang out with

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im from ohio user

lol i lied.

Hey /r9gay/, I'm only anime girls but have a genuine question. Do you feel like men or women inside ur heads? Would you rather be reborn as girls stay as gay men?

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I'm a man who just happens to like cock instead of pussy, sexual orientation does not equal gender identity.

Considering women can get any man they want then it's not hard to believe most gay men here would want to be women

>Wanting to be a roastie
No, thank you.

>tfw no qt bf whose face i can plant my big stinky sweaty slightly hairy balls on so he can enjoy the musky dirty stinky smell of unwashed balls and dried cum and sweat

I hate being gay.

I dunno. My counselor recommended trying to spend time with friends, spend time in nature, or exercise more. It didn't exactly work for me, but there's always hope for you.

>Tfw that's actually your exact fetish, but you lack self esteem and doubt the person mentioning it is anywhere near you or interested.

>tfw no bf who's i can slightly bully in bed, giving them little bruises that compliment their pale skin but don't hurt too much after the night.
>tfw no bf who wants to cling onto me all day because he's aching all over because i got a little rough, so of course i'm going to treat him special today with fancy home made meals

i really want to have a little bit of violence in the bedroom with my future boy, i can't wait until he just asks to be hurt

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>spend time with friends
implying
>spend time in nature
?, lol
>exercise
already do

>people actually get paid for this

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Stop being my ideal bf this instant, it's just unfair

yes please tbqh

>tfw you're probably right so im not even going to bother listing my location at all

feelsbadman

Anyone want an Irish bf?

...You should probably list it. Just to be safe, you know?

Western half of the US is all I'll say.

Damn. South eastern, myself. Eh, was well worth a try for a practically perfect match.

Who /hockey/ here?

Oh, yuck. The southeast sucks. That's not a perfect match at all.

who /pocky/ here?

I was talking in terms of us having the same fetish from each side. But yeah, the southeast tends to suck. You have not lived until you've been on the roads around here. Feels like there are more drunk drivers than sober ones sometimes.

>discord everyday with crush
>he videochats me out of nowhere
>ever since then its been 3 days and he hasnt joined
>he mentions how shredded his other friend is
its over isnt it....... how come i have such a hard time accepting it? fuck my life

Was that the first time he saw you?

no hes seen a picture of me before. Idk hes too good for me anyways i guess im a shit person i dont deserve him

where in the south east because that stuff from earlier sounds heavenly

>Go back to dick sucking, ass blasted, std ridden rough trade

The heck is pocky user?

are you incapable of using google

Probably a slang for asian dicks

they're little sticks covered in chocolate, they're nice.
picrelated

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heckin good choco sticks

>want to improve
>try hard for a day or two
>get depressed and go back to being lazy sad cunt
why does it keep happening

don't try hard, get hard

hownew.ru/lurkmoar

Mentally I'm a man, but sexuality and gender aren't connected like you may think they are.
And as far as what I'd like to be, if I could keep my brain I'd be a girl just because their lives are immensely easier than a male's life but thats the only reason

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try longer than two days. shoot for a week. push yourself to do it, after a bit it's just second nature.

>tfw I have a qt bf

I'm such a sperg, I'm so amazed it finally happened after all these years. We're all gonna make it.

>bragging about it to losers like me who will never have one

I hope he leaves you, you fucking normal fag cunt.

ha haa m-me too

He will probably leave you pretty soon, I hope it happens tomorrow

I'm a schizo who tried topp an hero in 2013. Spent many years of depression and neetdom after that but finally getting my life together. I love him, he supports me, and for the first time in my life I feel happy. If you're toxic you'll never be happy..

I can't get what I want and be happy
So you can't get wha...
Yes you can, don't know you anons but you haven't done anything to me, so why would I wish you weren't happy.
Best of luck user, hope it works out.

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Aaaand this is why you're still alone.

Why don't we use this to find bfs and escape this madness?

It's a shame you didn't try harder. I seriously hope he leaves you soon, you don't deserve it.

You're either a samefag or a normal fag as well, either way gas yourself.

Because this isn't soc you fucking normie.

Not a same fag. I mean I don't exactly appreciate people coming in here bragging that they have a bf but it at least shows it's not entirely hopeless. I hope whoever unfortunately ends up with you leaves you and makes you feel like absolute worthless shit ;~)

Ive tried, people here arent worth dating and they dont like me so its a double no.

hope he leaves you
get out

i hope you anons plan to go to church tomorrow. confess your sins!!

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good for you user but could you please not post about it here i'm this close to ending it

Perhaps you should go write about it on your Facebook then normie. I'm not here because I'm looking for hope, and I already feel like absolute worthless shit. And that stupid emoji makes me want to kill you in real life.

Do not ever under any circumstance try to form a relationship with anyone here.

You too kind sir.

Shit really? I'm talking to a guy from here

I do not go to church and I do not believe in god. My only sin in life is being merciful enough to let you live, Christ-Chan

You got hurt, or wasn't he how you expected from the 10 initial lines of conversation you had on here?

>Samefagging this hard
You need to try lurking a bit

>he wasn't how you expected from 10 lines of conversation
I laughed so hard thank you user, people here are honestly wild

Where else is there hope?
IRL is trash tier sluts and faggots.
Dating sites are boring sluts.
/soc/ is boring normalcunts.
Even the gay boards are tumblr trash.
And all of these places are full of misshapen uggos.

I haven't talked to too many people here but when I try I never hear back and I always have to initiate conversations. So at this point I just assumed they lost interest and leave them alone.

Who are the best and worst discordfags? Any to particularly avoid?

best discordfags:
worst discordfags: people with a discord account

who is the best/kindest discordfag you've spoken to?
and the worst/most annoying discordfag you've spoken to?

>best
Me
>worst
You
>best
Me
>worst
You

>asking about discord
add yourself to blacklist

I have a discord though senpai but I'm in 0 servers

>Irl
Assuming you aren't slutty nor a flamer then you shouldn't have trouble finding people who share your specific interests and aren't that
>dating sites
What have you tried?
>/soc/ is boring normalcunts
Eh. Depends I guess. I've given it a look and some people seemed interesting enough but I never bothered adding them so I can't speak for them.
>gay boards
Well yeah they're mostly for porn sharing not discussion like here.
>misshapen uggos
subjective!

I barely visit these threads and I've only spoken to Silmaryl
He seems nice

fuck you for asking this question, there are literally only so many discordfags who you can actually name and i'm sick of seeing the same 5 people namedropped.

To some degree I'm sure. He mostly acts nice to attract orbiters, he apparently ghosted some kid after talking to him romantically for a few days because he found someone else and that person ended up cucking him and ghosting him back. I think that's what made him leave or delete his discord.
Karma is real folks!

Those same 5 people being namedropped constantly isn't a bad thing retard, it gives people a chance to avoid any sort of interaction with those faggots.

Those are all my posts user, I don't understand. Three of them are replies to posts that were replies to my posts. Samefagging is when you try to appear as two different people replying to the same post.

>tfw pain and suffering will be more common than brief happiness
Time to end it before it gets worse

How do you plan to end it?

>he mostly acts nice to attract orbiters
how the fuck does this generic fag even attract orbiters. "being nice" doesn't give you orbiters.

You're forgetting what board we're on. The moment you give anything resembling a compliment to a s-stutter posting l-lonely boy uwu they take that as a marriage proposal.

>tfw no secret bf