Suicide thread. Post methods and ideas

that's actually not a bad idea, I always thought of driving my car super fast into/off of something for instant death but also didn't want to ruin a perfectly good car, it's like the only thing of value I own. Thanks for the tip. You must be super good at killing yourself, do it often?

No but I do think about it on the daily

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last thing you would do is traumatize some poor train driver. is it so hard killing yourself without pulling someone else into it?

If I had to kill myself I would jump out of a plane over a highly populated area. I would lean down as to decrease my drag and increase my terminal velocity. Basically I'd try to have my body explode in the middle of a town square. Covering everyone nearby with blood and gore. I think it's kind of funny.

>am I a sycopath Jow Forums?

In a box I keep in my closet
>270 mg of norco
>bottle of vodka
>bottle of prescription strength ibuprofen
>bottle of aspirin
>bayonet
idea is norco + alcohol = suppress central nervous system, ideally to stop breathing
ibuprofen + alcohol = shuts down kidneys
alcohol + aspirin + knife = thinned blood that bleeds out quickly
I know all my pussy methods aren't effective, so hopefully the combo does the trick if I don't puke. that or might just order Nembutal

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ya prolly

the method for painless suicide that is harmless if it fails has been devised:
step 1. let moskitos bite you
step 2. hope that there are enough of them to drain you of your blood

if it doesn't work, the only consequence is being really itchy.

Had my chance a few weeks ago, i have meet my FAL for the first time, i had the urge to put the barrel in my mouth and pull the trigger the entire moment i was holding the bloody rifle.
I am very surprised that i did not tried anything stupid with that gun.

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train tracks is your safest bet op

i cant get a gun in europe, i cant think of another instant way to go

would you be nervous about hanging? ive read it takes a few seconds before passing out but it seems scary to me..

to me too, i want to go in an instant
having second thoughts when it's too late is something i never want to experience

stab yourself in the aorta and slowly bleed out

I want to burn myself alive. They say that Quang Duc's heart survived the flames unscarred. A righteous calling card, left upon the palace gates
For the invertebrates, their grip on power pried apart by just one frail human being. No weapon, no war machine

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>pour 100 unmarked glasses of water
>dissolve one cyanide tablet completely in a random glass
>drink one glass a day until you find the lucky one
>wa la

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chair hanging because I deserve the 3 minutes of excruciating pain before I lose conciousness

the water would get all stale. drinking it would be a fate worse than death.
instead, get a bottle of multi vitamins and disguise a cyanide tablet as one of the vitamins and play russian roulette of sorts.

im not sure if that would kill you instantly 100% of the time

Considering the pain scale, a shotgun shot to the head is the best, most efficient and painless method of suicide. I highly recommend it if you want to go out without feeling pain. Handguns are too risky, if you don't know how to aim correctly.