Be me, 5th grade

>be me, 5th grade
>just bought pokemon soulsilver when it came out
>take my azumarill with me to school on my pokewalker
>run laps around the field at recess with my pokewalker on my hip to level up my azumarill and get cool items
>on one of the laps I walk slowly
>chad asks me what I'm doing
>show him my pokewalker, tell him I'm training my pokemon
>"Wow hahaha cool user can I see?"
>surprised he's insterested, hand him my pokewalker
>he throws it far into the field and says "haha dumb nerd stop playing pokemon"
>immediately run to start looking for it but can never find it
>start crying and got in trouble for going to class late because I ran to the bathroom and cried before cleaning up
>I never got my azumarill back

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very cute story op

I remember finding a pokewalker with a venomoth on it at school, and I remember putting my gligar on one. I'm sorry that happened to you. Pokewalkers were cool

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I wish I was a young child again

>one day playing random game on old android tablet when i was 12 (2011)
>chad walks up to me
user..can what are you doing?
Just playing a game you wanna play?
>mfw reports me to teachers because you weren't allowed shit like that in school

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I'm sorry.
I at least had another friend who played pokemon, so I got to do my usual walking and play/trade/battle with him during lunch.
I miss those days.

Where's the "chad puts it in my butt while I'm on my knees looking for my walker, sobbing"? At least do it right faggot

>when i was 12
>2011

jesus christ i was 24 in 2011

>be me
>in primary school
>do the same thing essentially as OP
>use pokewalker for gym/PE class
>i had that weird red gyarados, and i really wanted it levelled up because it looked sexy af
>some normie asks what im running around with
>autistically say its a pokewalker and go through everything it does
>little bitch tells one of the teachers and they confiscate it
>mfw

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>tfw some indian stole your heart gold and pokewalker
>couldnt do shit because you're black in a majority indian area and everyone would side with him

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Eh, kinda off topic, but I know that there's a way that you can recover Pokemon that were lost via a Pokewalker.

>be me in 3rd grade
>those bakugon things are popular at the time
>start buying and selling them
>feel like a shaker making double digit dollar amounts
>one mormon kid steals one
>kick him in the balls
>never got my bakugon back from him
>not even sure if he was the one who stole it or even if i just lost it
>don't even remember why i suspected him

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Yea. Just inject them like dude lmao

Bakugan was the shit. Siphoned cash from family and got like $400-500 worth merch

(OP)

goddamn chad, i hate chad

The worst part is, that chad probably fucked several girls during summer 2016 by playing pokemon go

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>thing becomes popular
>normies: "omg LMAO this is so much fun! I've always liked thing!"
>mfw remember them bullying me for liking thing when we were the appropriate age for thing and I grew out of it
Death To Normies

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I should have fucking done my retribution when Pokemon go was popular fuck.

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Sorry man, time marches on

Oh damn dude
hows life?

Azumarill just gets sadder and sadder

i wanted to say wow you're so young but then i realized i was 13 in 2011

FUCKING FUCK
ELLIOT RODGER WAS 2 YEARS TOO EARLY
DAY OF RETRIBUTION WHEN????

There is a button combination on the pokewalker menu that will give you the pokemon back as it was before it went in. Go back and get that azumarill.

>5th grade
>soulsilver
what am i doing here anymore

>be me
Who the fuck else would you be?
Original

I feel bad for them, I had a really good game as my first game
>pokemon red

Wow. Hilarious joke. I'm dying laughing.

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Literal reddit boy is sad. It's okay. R/Jow Forums still loves you.

>first game
>pokemon red
fuck

Chad was looking out for you, should've stopped playing Pokemon, look at you now :^(

>trusting a Chad, EVER

Im sure you learned your lesson user

I was 32. You ar eall kids, you still have time. Dont piss away your 20s

you can return pokemon to your game without the pokewalker, you just need to press up, select and r on the pokewalker screen

also i just recently got a spiritomb in my soulsilver by collecting 1 million watts. it took a year of keeping it in my pocket all the time.

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>5th grade
>SoulSilver
Fuck I feel old. I played the Original Silver and even Red in Elementary school.

>when i was 12 (2011)
You did this on purpose to make me feel old, didn't you? Fucking asshole.

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>be me, 4th grade
>wanted to play with my bestfriend but couldn't find him
>look around and ask people
>"oh he's at the handball court(a literal wall)"
>hes with his gf becuz hes Jeff with the 6th grade Alan(literally Chad)
>ask to play and Alan told me to fuck off
>fuckyoualan.png
>get the school bully and bribe him with gummy bears
>bully punches Alan until teacher stops the fight
>eat the gummy bears as bully and Alan gets sent to the dean
>feelsgoodman
I learned what hitmans are at a very young age lads

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>Pitting Chad against Normies
Clever child.

Childhood story times?

>be me in 6th grade
>playing yugioh on my gba in the bus
>manage to finally be yugi in a duel for hte first time
>kid wants to see my gba
>Get a feeling he is going to take out hte cartedge but everyone is looking at me
>kid takes the game out and inserts and gives it back
>he knew i didn't save
REEEE

I had to fight back for my bestfriend. The blood was on the bullies hand, not mine... not .. mine

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