Femanon here, I know people here will say I'm looking for the perfect guy but I can assure you 99% of girls have these super basic red flags:
>under 6' >overweight >lives with his parents >doesn't shower every day >doesn't do any sport >stay at home during weekends >can't drive >if can drive, doesn't own a car (except if he lives in the core of a city) >doesnt have a job or isn't a student >if he has a job, doesn't have a full time job >if he is a student, has bad/under average grades >doesn't keep his house/apartment tidy and clean >spend more than 2 hours a day on a computer
I obviously have more red flags but if you can't afford to maintain these ridiculously low standards don't expect to get a gf ok sweetie?
I already know I don't deserve a gf. Thanks for the reminder
Nolan Powell
>Under 6ft >Red flag Wtf it's literally entirely out of your control. I'm 6'2 and I don't understand why people make such a big deal out of something like that. Like, who cares? If anything, being short is a blessing because it filters out shallow cunts like you
Easton Morris
Anons, just let this one get archived. Who actually wastes their time creating threads like these?
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Jaxon Cook
>Under 6' >'Standard' >Doesn't do any sports >'Standard' >Spends more than 2 hours a day on the computer >'Standard' This is an obvious bait thread. Fuck off.
Hunter Reyes
>don't expect to get a gf ok sweetie?
Lol this was obviously written by a male.
Charles Scott
It's fascinating watching people's minds reject facts that clash with their ideology
Jayden Harris
Feels bad when I am doing exceptionally well in everything that I have any control over like grades, job, fitness etc... But I'm 5 foot 7. Ruined, I guess.
Noah Taylor
>under 6' yep >overweight nope >lives with his parents not for long hopefully >doesn't do any sport failed this one unless racquetball counts and i don't even do it anymore >stay at home during weekends where should i go? >can't drive nope got drivers license >doesn't own a car i have a car but its not great >doesn't have a job nope got one, graduated college >doesn't keep things clean i keep kitchen clean, room needs work >spend more than 2 hours a day on computer well hopefully work is excluded but i still would fail this
Oh well. This is just a bait thread anyways.
Elijah Sanders
>doesn't shower every day >doesnt have a job or isn't a student
These are the only red flags to me. The rest of that stuff is bonus, but not necessary.
James Adams
mfw i'm none of these
DATE ME YOU WHOREEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Benjamin Johnson
Shouldn't dick size be on there as well? I guess women aren't as shallow as I thought they were.
David Ortiz
cool will you go out with me originally?
Landon Cook
>>spend more than 2 hours a day on a computer this is definetlly not a red flag for me
Nolan Lee
>ideology
You're making it seem like we're part of some political group kys faggot
Gavin Scott
>I'm exactly 6' >I'm fit >live with my grandparents atm but I'm a student still so I don't count this. >I do soccer >I don't stay at home during even weekdays >I drive >I don't have a car but I can buy one, just don't need one yet. > I'm a full time student + 2 part time jobs. >I legit have a 4.0 gpa. I can post proof. >My room is clean, so I guess I tick this too >I'm a CS student, so I don't really have a choice, I think this one is more about guys who play video games or watch movies all day.
I'm surprised you didn't mention good looking,
anyone interested?
Adam Robinson
I don't believe in ldr's
Jacob Moore
are you willing to be my friend then?
I'm a different user, ->>> just lonely
Easton Taylor
where do you live? i don't really want to be your friend.
Nicholas Wilson
I like how just the first "super basic red flag" rules out 70% of men right off the bat.
Cooper Smith
hey gurl, i gots 8 red flags take a ride on the wild side and hang out with the loser of the seas
Liam Powell
any femanons here actually interested in a committed relationship?
Nolan Nelson
The guy you're looking for is too busy to pay attention to your shitty personality.
I'm well over 6', fit, rich, have an apartment and a car in the centre of Amsterdam. I'd rather go out with my mates and have a great time than spend my money and time on some entitled whore.
I'm exclusively attracted to women who match my interests and (above average) intelligence, and those two criteria rule out a shit ton of women because, frankly, most of them are nothing more than boring dead weight on a pussy.
Although OP is probably larping, let my post be a message to fellow robots. Don't fall for sluts that even slightly indicate this kind of attitude, because the looks / sex is never worth the mental and financial stress in the long run.
>under 6' Im dating someone whos 5'8 - as long as your taller then them it doesn't matter >overweight Depends, but its a turn off for most women >lives with his parents If you want a mommy gf you cant have your actual mother getting in the way >doesn't shower every day Change that to at least 3 times a week >doesn't do any sport Not necessary >stay at home during weekends Its nice but not needed >can't drive Who gives a shit >if can drive, doesn't own a car (except if he lives in the core of a city) See above >doesnt have a job or isn't a student We're not your sugar mommies >if he has a job, doesn't have a full time job At least hes trying >if he is a student, has bad/under average grades Depends, is he trying? >doesn't keep his house/apartment tidy and clean Most women cant keep a house clean this makes no sense >spend more than 2 hours a day on a computer Doesnt matter
Lucas Morgan
but my biological instincts make me want to lick a girls thighs and put my wee wee in her holes.
even typing that out gives me a boner
Camden Miller
interested? I'd honestly be okay with just being friends. ->
Grayson Robinson
GO AWAY FUCKING ROASTIE!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jackson Taylor
This is bait but if you yourself don't meet any criteria you hold for a partner, you're a hypocrite. The sports one is especially funny to me. As is the keeping things tidy and spending too much time on a computer.
If you ask someone like this to play sports, clean their room and put their phone down they'd throw a tantrum.
Lincoln Sanders
bait thread lol tons of my manlet friends have thick or hot gfs kys
Easton Hill
mah hart, mah sole, mah brown butt hole,
Landon Perry
if i cleared all those red flags, i sure as hell wouldn't settle for someone like you
