>I'm putting together a team of individuals with particular skills
I'm putting together a team of individuals with particular skills
Hunter Sanders
Gavin Peterson
well.. i have a very bif and think penis connected to my bod.
Aaron Johnson
i am very lithe and flexible, i can be your mole
Austin Howard
I shall aid you however I can, OP.
Jeremiah Ortiz
plz post a discord or something. i must meet the anaon
Nolan Gray
what kinda skills we talking
Luke King
I'm in, user.
Representing spicland, whats up?
Brody Cooper
what can you do for the team?
Leo Morgan
i can identify coinage and uh... i can make a pizza pop. thats about it
Josiah Howard
Reporting in OP. What's the assignment?
Brayden Hill
I'm pretty much useless, OP, but I can cheer you up, guys.
Levi Wilson
So... why have you came to me?
Alexander Stewart
*materializes into the middle of the room* heh, heard you were looking for people with a certain set of skills
Colton Jenkins
I'm a people person, I can get more people to join us.
Elijah James
Thanks user, we really needed a white boi, we already have blacks and hispanics in this recruitment thread
Liam Evans
You best explain what it is you're planning right now if you want me to join.
Isaac Robinson
Sure, but you can never see my face
Jackson Evans
I CAME AS QUICKLY AS I COULD. WHERES THE PROBLEM
Landon Russell
Apologies for my lateness fellas, lets get down to buisness
Luke Cook
Your shirts on backwards, champ, anyway im here to fuck shit up and chew bubblegum and im all outta bubblegum.
Nathan Evans
I came to rape you and chew gum
And I'm all out of gum
Sebastian Cooper
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh lord originally
Colton Butler
>Would you happen to be looking for someone like me
Cooper Lee
I seen u bogface before mi fren
Carson Williams
I can't, I'm out of the game
Aiden Carter
hi i'm user i know how to hack the goverment, know Velvet-fu and know how to kill a man in precise finger thrusts that shred human flesh
story time!
>Be me 60 or something
>World ended
>shit
>some red-mask chad tries to kill me for fuck-all reason i don't give a shit about
>get stabbed in the gut
>bleeding the fucvk out on the garbage truck they use for courspes
>a random dude like 45ish comes and rustles through the garbage
>stand up like the autistic cunt i am
>fucker asks me if i'm ok
>retard i'm fucking bleeding to death i whisper
>goes over me and fucking gets all hyped
>wotdefuckman.exe
>"can't be!" or something like that
>i fall down to the floor
>fucker picks me up and brings me to shitty house to "help me"
>mfw fucker saved my life
>mfw i now need to find a decent place to live
>mfw my name is Alex Churchland and this is Lisa The Pointless
Henry Williams
THEY WILL BURN
Hunter Carter
Teh most butiful woman I havent never see pls will bb showme me her bob for luvings
Liam Flores
Honor will not save them
David Gonzalez
Wow I am fascinate on body can see vagoo pls bb???
Dylan Diaz
They've started assembling...all according to plan
Bentley Edwards
Tonight's the night! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!
Anthony Smith
skinsuit hijak reporting in
Xavier Stewart
Prime Minister Squeek
Ian Jones
Mashpotato Samurai, reporting in
Aaron Lee
Solar Bear reporting in
Cooper Phillips
Nigga I don't understand
Joshua Gomez
That's a collective, are you collectivist?
Jonathan Robinson
>white boi
>not healslut
pick one sissy, now open mouth
Easton Scott
my blade is thirsty
Asher Phillips
for my people.
Brayden Perry
You gotta help us out, Wojak. You're a smart guy. You gotta realize that even if you sit this one out, it's only a matter of time before they come for you anyway.
Isaiah Howard
>Reiko spotted
Adrian James
Nasim MK II reporting for service. How may I be of assistance today?
James Adams
Let's do this brah.