Just spent two hours dancing at a club attempting to attract a female

Just spent two hours dancing at a club attempting to attract a female.
It was a bust, and my hat got stolen.

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Did you try talking to one?

Hey user, great moves, keep it up, proud of you

Dance moves ain't gonna get you a women

Sorry if I () came off as snarky user.
I don't think dancing alone will do it, you gotta go talk to them. But I'll give you credit for going and dancing, I wouldn't have had the courage to do that

How did someone steal your hat without you knowing?

Please don't tell me you had a fedora

I wasnt allowed to bring it inside and was told to hang it on a fence by the entrance.

HAHA FAILED NORMIE BTFO!

Females steal hats and other possessions from betas to rile them up and turn them into school shooters

A girl actually stole a coat out of my locker in high school. I was being a brainlet and didn't shut my locker and just left it open. She came along stole it. I know its who it was because camera footage proved it.

>cameras in the locker rooms
Sure those reels never get abused.

>Locker rooms
No user. Lockers in the hallway. Where you put your books and stuff, not the lockers in the gym or swim area.
I did get my coat back.

Why did she want your jacket ? Was she poor in winter?

It was winter but I don't think she was poor. Honestly it was weird. I never spoke to her. Had to go to the principle to say it was stolen, and he contacted her and got it back for me

Was it a basic coat? Was the girl cute?

It was your stereotypical denim coat (pic related). She was ok looking. Maybe she was interested in me, but then I didn't know her personally and she was a thief so might've been a bad idea

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I have this one but the darker dye. Sherpa its called. Quite effay. What was her punishment

Picking up girls at the club is a meme. They don't hook up with complete strangers because girls cock block the fuck out of each other saying shit like "you're too drunk" or "he's a creep". They just hook up with the Chads they already planned on meeting there. I've been raving and clubbing for 5 years and my makeout : fuck ratio is like 15:1

Don't know, wasn't there when it got delivered. I just know I got my coat back

Whats your herpes to hepatitis ratio?

Good you got your shit back. What if she really did like you? And she wanted to put a /x/ spell on you using your coat?

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