No "tfw no bf" Edition
also i know there is one up already but its filled with spammers. So if you don't like it just delete this thread (especially if the spammers come to this thread)
/r9gay/
Jaxson Jones
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Ryan Evans
>taller ginger boy with messy hair
>shorter darker haired boy with hair that goes down
this image reminds me of something i almost had and now i am sad.
Landon Adams
>look out your window
What do you do?
Aiden Gomez
>tfw no bf to fill me up
>tfw no bf who makes a mess out of me
>tfw no bf to do
Landon Butler
tfw no gf am i right
Nicholas Hall
the answer is too easy
Austin Taylor
>tfw no prison gay bf who eventually leaves me for a woman because he realized the terrible mistake he made trying to be gay
Joseph Hall
I tell him that if he likes what he sees he should just fucking talk to me.
I told you they were gonna follow us you fucking retard, I told you. You just couldnt listen. God forbid we have to wait more than an hour for spammers to get banned or a thread hit bump limit.
Bi bots put your hands up
Camden Butler
>tfw no homosexuals to beat to death
Nolan Flores
lmfao its quite refreshing to see something that isn't tfw no bf
Liam Howard
don't worry buddy. even a few gays feel the same
Mason Howard
Are the shooters in this photo? Dylan and Eric? this is columbine yeah?
David Walker
call the fucking cops. the most original
Colton Adams
you bet your bottom dollar it is
Ayden Robinson
>tfw no alt-right bf
>tfw no easy bf
>tfw no prison bf who protects me in exchange for my asswhole
>tfw no bf who follows me around everywhere like a puppy
>tfw no bf who beats my dick until i am out of breath
>tfw no bf who's asshole squeezes my dick when he laughs
>tfw no bf jerkoff buddy
Landon Scott
>tfw no bf who shoots it into my eye
>tfw no cop bf to fuck
>tfw no bf who lost the bet
Aaron Fisher
>tfw no bf who disciplines me when I do something wrong
>tfw no future school shooter bf
>tfw no bf to re-enact Matthew Shepard with me
>tfw no bf who thinks he's safe but really isn't
>tfw no brainlet bf
Jonathan Thomas
care to explain further please?
Jeremiah Cooper
there is so much wrong with this i don't even know were to start
Jason White
you know what man. can we talk this through? do you have something i can talk to you on? i really want to talk to someone and your just making my shitty days shittier.
Luis Ortiz
>tfw no brainlet bf
stfu I was just wondering whether Dylan and Eric were in the photo
Brayden Adams
>tfw no hot shitposting bf to trigger /r9gay/ with
Christian Turner
New to this thread and its members. Are there any posters/discord users that most people agree to avoid?
Luis Walker
>tfw alone
Haha fun times.
People are strange and I'll never be able to trust them
Dominic Moore
I want to hold a small guy and kiss him ;_;
Caleb Ramirez
>tfw no bf who asks politely for my cock
>tfw no flustered bf who can't think straight
>tfw no bf who says "we need to talk" as a joke because he knows it freaks me out
>tfw no lewd photo bf
>tfw no triggered bf to calm down with head pats
>tfw no bf with a big member
Eli Murphy
yes there. and that is all of them. never get a group of horny autists together unless you want to be amused/grossed out
Xavier Diaz
>tfw no gossiping housewife bf
>tfw no brain fog bf
>tfw no edgy bf
>tfw no brainlet bf
>tfw no hot shitposting bf to trigger /r9gay/ with
>tfw no smart researching bf
Cooper Martinez
seriously dude. nobody here thinks its funny. i just want to see the thought process behind this stuff. if you want ill tell you stuff about myself aswell
Wyatt Hernandez
>tfw no big guy for you
>tfw no bf who knows his manners
>tfw no horny autist bf to lock in my basement
>tfw no pet bf to sit by my feet
John Young
Excuse me hunny, but I'd really appreciate your dick right now please
Aaron Butler
namedropping people is a good way to make them appear. Just lurk for a while and if you're really impatient go and read the archives. Search tripcodes you see in the threads and read their post history.
Average is gonna make it harder, but if you improve your fashion sense and work out and you can go from average to above agerage with relative ease.
I t-o-l-d you a new thread wouldn't fix it. Just ignore and report, you can't appease them.
Matthew Reed
>hun
did /lgbt/ trickle into the lions (autists) den?
Camden Lopez
>tfw no tiny tim bf youtube.com
>tfw no giant bf to hold me in the palm of his hand
>tfw no group sex bf who tries to gauge whether I would be into it or not because he is too embarrassed to ask outright
>tfw no househusband bf who spends all day doing house chores and rubbing oil on his muscles while he watches Oprah
>tfw no anal ytical bf who berates me for having feelings
>tfw no ill show you mine if you show me yours bf
>tfw no bf who knows which is the correct spoon to use when downing his fifth course of dick
>tfw no bf who dabs the cum off of his lips with his napkin like a civilized gentleman
Parker Fisher
I think there's around 2-3 now. You guys were all idiots and fed them, now you're reaping the consequences.
Thomas Long
well i think they've slowed down. or at least it looks like they have. so, a marginal success
Gavin Green
im just trying to see where they came from. this seems too sudden. and nothing has happened as far as i know of in the past two days that would get people to hate these threads
John James
Almost half of the replies in this thread are
>tfw no bf
No improvement has been made, don't pat yourself on the back yet fuckass.
>nothing happened to make people hate these threads
Did you miss the trap drama earlier this week? Jow Forums and a lot of other autists are still pissed these threads exist, but the no bf posters don't seem to be raiders.
Kayden Jones
>tfw no spongebob bf
>tfw no boss bf who needs to meet margins at work
>tfw no sudden orgasm bf
Nathaniel Turner
i just came here to fuck with you guys but seems that some else has already done that for me
Matthew Gomez
>tfw no sass talkin independent don't need no man bf
>tfw no tattle tale bf
>tfw no unclever bf
>tfw no disabled bf
>tfw no bf who might be interested in group sex but isn't totally sure about it
>tfw no bf to pick the pace back up with his thrusting
>tfw no bf who's moving too fast for me
Angel Cook
>tfw no flaming bf who watches ru paul and has an aesthetic tumblr where they post pictures of themselves in pastel clothes
>tfw no impatient bf who wants my dick NOW
>tfw no bf to look at his browser history
>tfw no bf who makes it harder
>tfw no bf who ignores me when i do something wrong
>tfw no king of the jungle bf
>tfw no reaper bf who came for my soul
>tfw no bf who is too prude to join in because he is uncomfortable with his body
>tfw no bf who fucks me slowly when i'm feeling down
>tfw no bf who thinks that i hate these threads when its the opposite
>tfw no confused bf who needs counseling
Liam Ramirez
it's always fun when there's a self raid
Wyatt Ortiz
>Did you miss the trap drama earlier this week?
no, but i noticed it dying down by Wednesday.
why did you feel the need to fuck with us?
Jonathan Parker
>tfw no bf who can't make his mind up so you need to do it for him
>tfw no bf who is basically retarded but in a cute way
>tfw no bf who squeaks when you pound him
>tfw no bf who realized you must kill what you love to reach the top
>tfw no polyamorous bf who wants people to fuck with him and his bf
William Martinez
>tfw no bf to tiptoe through the tulips with me
>tfw no bf who came, saw, and conquered my ass
>tfw no differently abled bf
>tfw no selfsuck bf
>tfw no hump day bf
Cameron Wood
>tfw no squeak toy bf to rip open and take out the squeaker
>tfw no bf who is too short to top
Jayden Roberts
>tfw no daddy boss bf who takes out his frustrations from work out on me
>tfw no bf who needs me to do all the work for him
>tfw no bf who fucks me quickly and roughly and doesn't warn me about it
>tfw no bf to raid my prolapsed asshole
>tfw no really fruity drama major bf
>tfw no polymorphous bf who changes his sluttiness all the time
>tfw no arab bf
Kevin Ross
I wasn't ready to come out but now I've got these earrings that basically scream "I'm a faggot". Gonna be embarrassing as hell at uni tomorrow. What do I do?
Jacob Davis
>tfw no polyamorous bf who wants people to fuck with him and his bf
don't go there man. ive been super, um, excited the past week. and have been wanting some scary things
Eli Campbell
take the earrings out. nobody likes someone that is visually gay
Zachary Cook
>tfw no shorty bf who wants to top but is too cute to do it
>tfw no roman legionary bf
>tfw no bf who is scared he might be a cuck
Carson Watson
because i like to post the opposite of what the thread is about
Easton Hill
Why aren't you ready to come out, most unis are really accepting right? You shouldn't have any problems with anybody, but if you're really worried then dont wear the earrings
Jayden Roberts
How? I don't know how they work pls help
Isaiah Davis
not a cuck. but other types of fetishes that i didn't even know existed. ive never been sexual is the issue, and im scared its all coming at once
Adam Adams
haha but im OP and im pro-Nazi. so get FUCKED!
Logan Rivera
idk. i don't wear earrings. figure it out yourself
Thomas Murphy
>tfw no rebel bf
>tfw no bf who is logical and reasonable
>tfw no minecraft streaming bf
>tfw no bf who can think for me
Brandon Collins
HELP PLEASE HOW DO I REMOVE THIS THINGS user PLEASE
Adam Murphy
>nazi
>gay
i don't think those things go together
Blake Myers
If you can't figure out how to take out your earrings you have bigger problems than "Everybody is gonna know I'm gay"
Logan Flores
>weirdo nazi weeb
well that's me alright
Daniel Rogers
yeah theres a few reasons as to why i want to kms
just tell people if they ask that you were super drunk and don't know now how to take them out. heck they might even help you take them out
Carter Hernandez
>tfw no enuch bf like varys who tells me secrets
>tfw no gay nazi bf with secret communist leanings
>tfw no slightly smug bf
>tfw no bf who is dumb
Bentley Sullivan
I can't figure them out and my ears hurt if I try pull them out
I never get super drunk though except once
James Diaz
>masc bf who doesn't touch that fag shit bf
well actually i have been called a tranny before a few times.
just say you did, it is a lie after all
William Jenkins
>tfw cursed with wolfman tier hair over my entire body
Christopher Cook
Alright there is this extremely obscure website called "Google" its a "Search Engine". type in the little bar "How to take off earrings" and then read the words you see on the page
Nolan Foster
>gay nazi bf with secret communist leanings
i don't think something like that is even possible
Gavin Carter
actually please stop this is incredibly annoying and disruptive
James Torres
I don't tell lies sorry
I don't use spywear sorry
Liam Collins
i have no communist leanings. communism is retarded
just because people call me a tranny doesn't mean i am one or want to be one
Landon Ross
That'd be cute
I'm sure it was a thing back in nazi germany
Bentley Brooks
Ignore. Its a word, means to not pay attention to something. Figure out how to do that.
Spy-ware. ware. But anyways if you don't want to use one of the 60 other search engines then maybe you can find a stranger to help you, or maybe one of the fashion gays can help you out
Jaxson Miller
I only use microsoft edge
Why can't you just look it up on google and tell me?
Austin Campbell
you're pretty cool for a fag
Brody Morris
thanks straight user, that means a lot.
Isaiah Taylor
I can't look it up for you because its spoonfeeding, and only the disabled need spoonfeeding. You aren't disabled right?
Brody Adams
I have autism, now please spoonfeed
Jackson Johnson
I don't like guys but I want to be fucked in the butt, what did I mean by this?
Dominic Nelson
it means youu have a fetish. at least its not scat
Josiah Rogers
it means you're gay bitch
Sebastian Evans
girls aren't gay. but theyre gross
Thomas Rogers
Where do I find a twink bf that thinks balding guys are cute?
Camden Reed
imaginaryland, in dream city, on delusional street
Hunter Morales
yea man girls cooties
Isaac Reyes
yeah i wish i could find them attractive mang. i have perfect genes so we could have the perfect german children but sadly im gay
Samuel James
the thread is shit without the tfw no bf posters
Jack Long
so whos still awake at this time of day?
Chase Lewis
Means you're on top
Jordan Hughes
Where's my girls last tour bf?
Parker Martinez
I'm still hanging on. Haven't decided if I want to stay up for a few hours or give into my bed.
Moderation is key in all things
Henry Taylor
try moderate my dick bitch
Juan Jenkins
im in the same boat. im so tired but i want to talk to like minded individuals
Julian Rivera
I miss them already user
Daniel Williams
>tfw no fat NEET bf to drink whiskey and smoke weed with
Nathan Sanders
Its a shame everybody is asleep at this hour, kinda thought neets stayed up at night. So what do you wanna talk about fellow sleepyboi, whats on your mind
Gabriel Ortiz
idk what to talk about. ive just been so unmotivated lately.
Zachary Kelly
Sad off the bat, huh? I feel you though, I'm behind on so much shit its crazy and every day I feel bad about it but I can't bring myself to do any of it. I can't even bring myself to get good at the video games I like. fuck.