How would you react if you stumbled across a porn video featuring your mom?

>user immediately thinks of niggers fucking his mom
lmao what a degenerate

>he
also i said your moms probably did blacked porn
silly double reply

>mfw my mom told me a story where she flat out rejected a black guy that tried to get with her
based mom tbqh

Not well. My mom is ugly tbqh.

If true that's really horrible, how old were you back when it happened?

>trying this hard to make your gender known
Youre a stupid faggot.

I would think it must be someone else who looks like her.

Not as wild as porn but I did discover nude photos my parents took of each other.

My mom said a black dude in her high school was madly in love with her and did cute shit like help her babysit, taught her how to skate (I know right), made her a cute promposal..... and my grandmother forced my mom to turn him down.

Jesus. That sucks man. Another reason for robots to learn self defense and be decently fit. Not for vanity, but survival.

Concealed carry is superior to any martial arts

if you have to actually have the nerve to pull the trigger, that takes more balls than anything in the world

my mom said this guy was a bit weird, just kept asking her to come back to his place, she told him to do one

>Concealed carry is superior to any martial arts

Yeah, but being fit gives you good reflexes and coordination. Being strong allows you to handle guns better

>Getting stabbed and fucked by a crackhead because you lack balls
I would have no issue wasting or threatening a would be assailant via firearm. I think most men think the same.

it happens more often than you think where guys cant pull the trigger

I agree being strong and fit is helpful in all aspects of life, but a lanklet with a pistol beats GSP.

Not surprised entirely, you could probably drill the reflex to kill though if you wanted. Even still waving a gun in a coherent unarmed aggressors presence should do the trick, I assume.

I have and it was stupid.

what was the scene?

share that link, buddy

She's in boots and my dad has a tiny dick lol.

oh homemade.
Is she hot? would you fuck her?

No it wasn't homemade it was some weird low-budget thing though whatever it was or maybe it translated bad I vaguely remember the tape called Clusterfuck having pretty bad static but this time around I was lured into watching it by having to delete private messages off their phones and stumbling onto it.

was your mom hot tho

Seriously? Holy fuck, if true, I'm sorry user.

It's a valid question honestly I have looked for a hardcopy and only find Naruto Clusterfuck so my Dad is 100% Naruto.

That is not true because there's no such thing as a snuff film. The most realistic scenario is user's mother died and her death was recorded incidentally and that video leaked and he saw it. However, if he fucks up terms like "snuff", chances are he's lying through his teeth.

>boots
Femdom? Yeah, my parents are into that shit too.
>finding out your dad likes to be pegged
Weird feel.

>he thinks snuff films dont exist
>never seen someone get their head sawn off with rusty knife

That's not what snuff means, idiot. Snuff is about people being murdered on camera for commercial reasons. As in, "I'm going to film this death and sell it to make money". Not, "I'm going to record my crime for my own purposes and then it links online" or "I'm going to record my crime and put it online for free for political or intimidation purposes".

The only case of true snuff I've ever heard is the case in the Philippines involving Peter Scully - and those films didn't actually feature the "snuff".

At least my dad doesnt like getting fucked in the asshole. Go join him.

>hurr I was wrong so I'm gonna make a joke about something you casually admitted to r u triggered
Go cry to your mom since she's obviously in the other room, fuckhead.

>there is no such thing as a snuff film
>makes definitive claims that he cant prove
Youre a faggot just like your old man.

1.) The burden of proof is not on me. You want me to prove there's no teacup orbiting the moon?
2.) snopes.com/fact-check/a-pinch-of-snuff/
3.) *You're
4.) Yeah, so?
5.) Least I have a dad.

You're full of shit. Bet you just found out what a snuff film was yesterday.