ITT: experiences with tinder, failure or success

>Talk a while with a cutie
>Get a date
>Reconfirm a couple of days before
>Huh, no answer
>Check back on the morning of the scheduled date
>Blocked

Why couldn't she just pretend to be sick and properly cancel? Why does it hurt so much, bros?

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all is fair in love and war, bro. the only thing you can do is get back out there and try again. but this time don't have such high expectations from women. they're women, after all.

feeling hits close to home as well. Take a break from tinder and lift a little, that's the best ratio of increasing your chances and preventing yourself from getting an additional mental illness.

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Yeah, I'll have to try again. Thanks for the encouragement, I really needed it.

Good luck with your own stuff, bro.

>match with a qt
>think it's a catfish at first
>google her name find a few social media accounts
>she's 6 years younger kek
>ask her to meet
>she agrees
>we meet and kick it off really well
over a year later we're still dating

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Currently dating a girl I met on tinder. We have been going out for about a week. On the second date she put a bunch of pillows and blankets in the back of her mums suv. She drove me up to the top of this hill/small mountain and we chilled in it for a while chatting and cuddling. Ended up kissing her (First actual kiss), things got a little heavy and we both ended up mostly naked, She jerked me off, I fingered her and spanked her a bunch. 100% chance that at least 4 people heard/saw us in the back Overall a pretty great time, would recommend.

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>first match in months
>start having small talk
>get to tell her there's something hot in my pants
>she plays along
>it's Ragnaros the Firelord
>she actually got the joke
>holy shit
>looks good too
>we go out to some pub
>dance a little
>tells me she's gonna go home at 3 am
>walk her to the taxi
>"last chance, you coming or not?"
>actually think about it
>yeah sure
>we fugg and I spend the night at her place

I've actually been doing tests on Tinder to see who has it easier as well as using fake accounts to see what works on women for my main Tinder.

>Main profile - M
6'3, builtfat and very average looking guy

>Fake guy profile - F1
Jeff Seid pictures, treat women like shit and make it clear I just want to fuck them

>Fake girl profile - F2
Pictures from an escort I see, emo girl and go for the usual girl profile

Been on M for 3 months, had 6 matches of which 3 replied and the others didn't. Only 1 of them was willing to meet, kept making excuses though as she was leaving the country and it fizzled out.
F1 was made 12 hours ago, already have 44 matches considering I made it after 10pm
F2 was made 2 weeks ago, had 100+ matches but I'd un-match anyone who didn't message me after a day so it could be more.

What have I learnt?

>Women will NOT message you first, no matter how hot you are. Out of the 44 matches on F1, 12 of which were super-likes only 2 women messaged me first and they were whales
>Chat-up lines only work if you're hot, if you're average then the girl will ignore it, say "what?" or un-match you.
>Out of the guys matching F2, 50% didn't message at all, 30% only said "Hey", 25% messaged a sexual chat-up line and 5% made a pun or used a unique line
>Do not be needy or show your disappointment if a match doesn't reply, I've had a few guys have an autistic attack at F2 when I didn't reply to them within a few hours. Some were very obviously robots who said I was a lying trash cunt because women are always on their phone
>Women care about 3 things; height, money and looks
>Height is VERY important
>Hit the gym, doesn't matter if you have a ugly/average face just get a good body

Tests ares till continuing

>tried tinder 3 times
>not a single match
I've given up on relationships entirely at this point

do a test with a shorter male, to compare with the 6'3. Do like 5'4-5'6.

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Honestly mate, it's best to just stop yourself from caring. I hate the culture of ghosting but I fully understand why women do it. In my fake Tindering I've had guys completely spaz out on me because I didn't reply within an hour or I saw their message and didn't reply straight away.

I've been ghosted a lot by real world women when all the right signs have been shown and in the end it's best to move on and just use the anger/sadness to fuel yourself. I've completely come out of my shell this year and thought things were going great with 2 women, but I get ghosted or it takes her 5 days to reply.

Just move on mate.

What sort of pictures, average short male or short model? There's a British guy on Jow Forums who is 5'4 but shredded. No point of doing a normal short guy as I feel like the results would be the same as my actual profile as me being fat offsets my height

Got a few, here's how I lost my virginity at 19 from tinder

> Bored af
> no prospect of gf because my life is basically uni > gym > study > home, no social life whatsoever
> get tinder
> match with average looking asian grill
> she's 29
> whatever, I dig
> Can tell she's a fob straight away, her english isn't very good when I talk to her
> I just go for broke
> "Hey listen I'm just looking for a fuck, are you down?"
> She says yes
> Holyfuckingshit

It rolls around to Friday night

> Go to the street outside her apartment (she lives in the CBD)
> She comes down and lets me in
> Face isn't that great, but a nice petite, tanned body with booty in skinny jeans
> Go to the elevator
> Me, her and some other older lady infront of us
> She grabs my hand and puts it down my her pants so I'm massaging her butthole
> Dick is diamonds
> Get out, and go to her apartment

Next part incoming

You could leave today with a little willpower user

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jsyk the word butthole is never erotic

Average. You did say yourself that height was really important and I hear a lot about it being a big deal on there.

> Walk in
> Apartment is tiny
> Can hear her flatmate in the other room watching TV
> Tells me to go to her room
> It's literally so small that I doubt you could fit a queen size bed in there
> She comes in
> We start making out on the bed
> It's actually incredibly romantic
> She doesn't want to get straight to fucking
> We kiss, look in eachothers eyes, and hold eachother for like 30 minutes
> Get my dick sucked for the first time which was cash

Now it gets bad

> Asks if I want to fuck
> My heart is pounding
> Stutter out a "y-yes"
> She grabs a condom
> I literally don't know how to put one on
> I panic because my dick is going soft
> Ask her to put it on for me
> She gives me a look
> She does it anyway
> Ask her to get on top because I don't know how to have sex
> She gets tired
> Try missionairy
> I'm barely making her feel good
> She grabs her phone and looks at it for a minute
> Oh shit
> Turn around and try doggystyle because I've seen it in porn
> my dick literally keeps slipping out
> She has to keep turning around and guide it back in because I can't find her vagina
> Fuck for like 30 mins but can't cum, neither can she
> Lay next to her and take a break
> She asks if I'm a virgin
> Bullshit an answer out, but she knows
> I feel incredibly guilty and dirty for some reason
> Like if people knew what I was doing right now they'd be dissapointed
> I grab my clothes, tell her I have to go, and leave the apartment

an awful experience desu

not writing porn here m8

Girls will message you first if they think you are hot, but women only find a very tiny percentage of men sexually attractive.

Go make an actual Chad profile and you will see:

I don't have much will power when i'm unhappy user

i was convinced to get on tinder when i was at a friend's and half drunk.

Got two matches that night, but after I went home, I completely lost interest.

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This is one of the profile pics I use, pretty sure you can't get more chad than Jeff Seid mate.

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Met this total qt who is sending l me shit pic related. Met for coffee today

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Try 1:
> small town
> Spend like 3 hours swiping
> Get like 3 matches after 3 hours, 2 are bots
> 1 girl is cool 4/10 though, meet up and go to her place
> Talk for a while, she's not interesting
> Go to her place, watch a movie and nothing happens
> Leave and never speak to her again
> quit
Try 2:
> be at uni
> Legit 200x the people here
> "Surely I can find someone interesting"
> Spend like 7 hours total swiping like a maniac
> Pickier this time, looking for someone that might match my personality or interests
> 0 matches after 5k swipes at least
> quit

I think I'm just too ugly for these uni thots. To be fair, though, I was swiping left on lots of super basic thots. I just want a gf who I can coax into liking my music (death/black/doom metal). It's my number one qualifier right now.

I match with qties relatively often, but I never bother messaging them because I never get beyond one liners and cringey compliments and I just hate it

21 hugless kissless virgin

bravo. thank you for this information. i will put it to good use.

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>number one qualifier for liking a girl is your fringe esoteric music taste

yeah aight see ya bud fucking retard

>shes not interesting

do you mean not interested?
she took you to her place. didn't you make any moves?

I've got no illusions m8. It's not a must, but if a girl does I'm going for it.
It was a combination of her being uglier in person than her pictures and her being a complete turn-off of a person in every way. I didn't make a move, shit wasn't gonna happen anyway. Found out she was trying to get back with an ex and cancelled an earlier date (like 3 days prior) to get an abortion from a random hookup.

You're right, all that can be done is to move on. Thanks.

Success.
with my qt13 Asian gf of 2 months rn, we like each other allot.

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oh ah i see.. that's a pretty good explanation chief

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Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

Nice digits though

Don't want to burst your bubble but if she wouldn't kiss you then she probably wasn't interested and was too polite to tell you

I match with a fair amount of people actually, but no one ever initiates conversation nor am I normie enough to start one up myself.
Why do I have to put my height in my profile?

Puke-inducingly ugly desu senpai. If that's a chad I'm zeus himself.

jeff pls go ,signed zyzz's ghost

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>cancelled an earlier date (like 3 days prior) to get an abortion from a random hookup.
She doesn't sound like hard to get though

What do you say when you get a match?

Lost my virginity at 21 a week ago to a tinder girl. Mostly got tinder for fun, opened exclusively with stupid jokes and wasnt planning on driving anywhere to meet anyone
I'm like a 5, skinny and not tall. Have made out with a few drunk girls that were out of my league, but with alcohol not in the picture i settled with someone in my league
She was the only girl that offered to make the drive to me, so I agreed to meet her. We had a few lunches but couldn't fuck because my roommates wouldnt let me invite a tinder girl over even when they werent home so we just kissed
When I realized she was definately DTF I decided it was worth the drive to her so we could be in her apartment, after watching a movie in her bed for 15 minutes I made a move and we fucked, then i spent the night. The actual act was just okay, never even came. But i'm happy to have lost my v-card

PREPARE TO TASTE THE POWER OF THE GINYU FORCE. TOOOOOU!!!!

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>match with cute girl
>talk for a bit and schedule a date
>go out for coffee and chat for an hour
>hug and leave
>i see her at the starbucks she works at a couple days later
>ask her if she wants to go out again later
>she says "ehhh..."
honestly im just not sure how hard i should push for sex on my dates. i try to become friends with the girl first to see if shes into it but i think that kills their attraction for me.

only good story here desu

How far of a drive was it?

1 hour, it was a busride actually

i'm glad someone read it

that sucks senpai but cheers for sharing. tons of peoples first times are shit, including mine. idk if youve gotten more experience since then but its much easier after you get a feel for the routine. and you should at least finger her or eat her out so she gets something out it.

start with a hug, not end with when. increase physical contact during the date so you can see if she's interested. then you fuck.

thanks for the tip. she was sitting down when i got to the date and i didnt want to force her to get up for a hug for fear of looking thirsty. i was probably doomed from that moment on

I never know how to continue a conversation past the first few lines, let alone broach the topic of meeting IRL.

>having a nice conversation
>ask the girl out
>still hasn't replied

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>get match
>she messages me first
>chat for a bit and ask her out for drinks
>she turns me down with some excuse
>"Oh well, back to shitposting"
>later in the evening she messages me out of nowhere asking me what I'm doing
>chat about random shit for a bit
I've got no chance do I?

if its going nowhere, might as well go for broke and ask if shes down to hook up. if shes driving the conversation, you can play it cool. maybe wait a week and ask if she wants to go out again

This may be because I'm not exceptionally good looking and male, but my tinder experience, which lasted about a month, was pretty bad. Here's the breakdown of how it went
>a sizable amount of my matches were bots/joke accounts
>a bunch of weirdos like "gay man looking for straight man to worship", "in a relationship, looking for a third" or trannies that put it no effort to look female
>a huge portion, about 70% or so, would never respond to my first message (No, I wouldn't open with some cheesy joke or pickup line)
>of those who would respond to my first message, all but one would eventually ghost me
I actually have a date with that one girl today wish me luck lads. But yeah, tinder can be like pushing a bolder up a hill if you're a man. I suggest you stick with it though, eventually something may come up. For reference, it took maybe 20 days or so for me to get a match that lead to a date. Also don't pay for tinder, that shit barely gives you an edge over the free people.

>(No, I wouldn't open with some cheesy joke or pickup line)
You're pretty much supposed to, since girls can receive tens of first messages per day

>using tinder
FUCKING NORMANS!
LEAVE!

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> 21 y/o KHV
> Browse r9k daily for years lamenting about my loneliness; extremely depressed, no friends
> Too anxious to try online dating
> On a whim make a Tinder
> 60 matches in one week, none are overweight all 5 - 7/10
> On my second day I met a 6/10 that I went on a nice 2.5 hr date with, all talking, she likes anime and pokemon
> Already set up second date

I'm bewildered. All this time I was Chad. I thought I was a robot for years - I'd cry myself to sleep because I was so lonely. I am sorry that I thought I was one of you, brothers. I'm still a KHV, and I still talk like a sperg, but I know this a robot would not experience what I have experienced so far. It feels like I have been alone and in self-pity for so long that I have broken off from a piece of who I am in a short period of time.

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>coming up on a year of tinder tomorrow
>live near major metropolitan area
>use daily, always make sure to swipe left on a minimum of 20 profiles
>do all the various things to keep my profile active and trendy, humorous bios, different photos, account resets, etc.
>eventually lowered my swiping standards to rock bottom
>only ever had two matches, both were bots

I am going to die alone. The only question is whether or not I have the courage to speed the process up.

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Strange because I made one with some random hot guy's pics off instagram and I never had to message first. It's what broke me about women.

I think you mean hundreds or thousands.

sometimes the only thing holding you back is yourself user.
but at the same time this only reaffirms that 90% of every relationship is based on looks, subconciously or not. ugly robots really do have it rough

In the meantime should I try to initiate some conversation, or just leave it hanging and see if she'll try to message me again?

Good to hear user. Sometimes you just gotta take that step forward

honestly id recommend leaving it hanging. especially if shes initiating conversation. acting uninterested turns a lot of girls on. wait a week or so then message her again out of the blue.
im not an expert on girls but this is what many many people have told me, both male and female. ignore them and theyll want you more. being thirsty is basically suicide. thats why the whole niceguy thing is kind of true to an extent.

I'm jelly of you user. Don't fuck it up too much, but make sure you're not dating a roastie just trying to use you. As they say, safety first.

even though I got matches I deleted it after a week or so because I was too anxious

Same here
I tried to arrange a date and then ghosted her because I was terrified

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Nah, I never bothered. Im sure I can get matches since I get hit on in real life, but tinder is a sex app and I'm unfortunately a dicklet

Never match with anyone except the occasional fat girl from two towns over.

If I'm only interesting in 50+ women would tinder be good to use?

Older people tend to use other dating sites

I have 250 matches but literally no one replies back.

>landing a 13 y.o. azn
How tight is that pussy bro

>Be acne growing up
>skin clears up a bit
>learn how to do my hair so it isn't a disaster
>pretty happy with what I see when I look in the mirror
>figure I'll try tinder
>don't have any pictures of myself; friends literally never take photos
>go to take a photo
>oh god, that's terrible.
>shit, this one is too
>holy fuck, all of these pictures I'm taking of myself exude insecurity and discomfort
>get progressively more and more drunk as I'm on my porch trying to stage a good picture and failing pathetically
>out there until it gets dark
>give up

>Several quality matches who all ignore my messages
Stupid fucking sluts, if you know youre not going to answer me then you should swipe left or at the very least unmatch me. Stop wasting my fucking time.

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Never said she was. I just didn't try even a little.

>use tinder for the first time and only swipe right on 7+/10 girls
>get like 4-5 matches day
>every girl that I chat up responds
>easily get their phone numbers and set up dates
>bail before every single date because I'm insecure about my height (even though they knew I'm only 5'7) and the fact that I still live at home and don't even have a license
>lose interest because my insecurities keep me from getting anywhere

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I once fucked a cute blondie using that.
We had arranged to meet up but she went to a friends Halloween party, later bailed it and ended up shagging her still in costume.

what are you messaging them with?

How do you guys get pictures for tinder?

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Nigger just go and rent a motel or fuck in the park

A weird experience for me.

> Make a tinder account using the general guidelines that other people usually say (short bio, put your height (I'm 6'2''), 3-4 pictures with other people, etc).
> Like 70 to 80% of the profiles I see.
> No match. None at all.
> Buy tinder plus to check how many likes I have received.
> 0 likes.

At that moment I thougt that no matter if you have a good height and are not fat, if you are ugly no one will touch you with a stick.

> Feel quite bumped.
> Don't care about my account anymore.
> Decided to search for men.
> Get 50+ likes.

I know that men are thirsty as fuck but they (we) are also very superficial.

So now I'm confused. I whish I was gay.

I don't understand what you want from tinder robots, if you want to fuck go to a hooker, if you want a proper relationship you shouldn't look on tinder because it's filled with mostly shallow girls
parmigiano oregiano

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>, if you want a proper relationship
That's what we ant
>you shouldn't look on tinder because it's filled with mostly shallow girls
That's why most of us have stayed away from it so far, but realistically where else could we possibly go?
A few people that browse Jow Forums also report success every so often but it's always so tenuous (are they even robots at all if they're even telling the truth? Even if both are true, there are unironically 2 orders of magnitude more success stories about meeting through Jow Forums, let alone Jow Forums as a whole, than through tinder, on Jow Forums. But what about Jow Forums in its current state?)

Never have any luck with it at all.

>try tinder
>first match is really cute, totally my type
>she messages me telling me i'm cute and how she wants to cuddle with me
>we message each other for a couple of days
>I ask her out
>she says yes
>but then she flakes out and stops responding to my messages when i try to arrange a time and place
>don't get any other matches

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>we
can't speak for this entire boar user, some here want gratification out of sex and a relationship and to fuel their broken ego, that's why they want to have a relationship: because making a girl like you means you achieved your goal with your own efforts, that and being shy keeps them from going to a whore, whores nullify that feeling because you bypass the whole act of charming by giving them money, you still get to fuck but your ego is not happy, only your natural desire to sink your sausage in a bagina gets satisfied

from my experience, you'd do much better if you asked her out within the first couple of ten messages. not explicitly showing signs of wanting a relationship initially makes them think that you're only looking for a friendship. she probably didn't want to ruin said friendship you two had, thus ghosting you.

see said post:

People who care about such things cannot be robots by definition though.

what's the definition of a robot?
oregano