It hurts when he says it feels like we've known each other forever. It doesn't feel that way for me.
It's like he wasn't alive before he met me. It's like I'm the manic pixie dream girl giving his life meaning. Despite all the joy I bring him, my own life feels like a void...
Kys you worthless roastie
>It's like I'm the manic pixie dream girl giving his life meaning.
You're weed?
Gosh, user. Isn't manic the opposite of everything marijuana represents?
Gentlemen first
Someone didn't see "Reefer Mania"
The dread roastie may be reaching forth next for your son
or YOURS!
What's the biggest plague, roasties or trannies?
>What's the biggest plague
Frogs. God, how I despise frogposters. Trannies can be filtered with one line of regex. Image recognition isn't that great.
Is that you.. Kathy
Trannies, because that is organised spam designed to fuck with the board. Roasties are 95% robots LARPing.
It's biblical, user. It's a sign of the end times. Revelation 13:16. The dragon, the beast and the false prophet are shitposters.
"Then I saw three impure spirits that looked like frogs; they came out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet."
What the hell, how did you know?
youre probably not her
but it reminds me of what kathy would say something like.
i miss her a lot
i bet she thinks of me as some devil right now
like she thought of her ex
the one who just sees her as a way to escape
i wish she came on my birthday user
>he says it feels like we've known each other forever
>It's like he wasn't alive before he met me
That's not what that means, though. It just means he feels like you have a lot in common and know each other well.
>Despite all the joy I bring him, my own life feels like a void...
Well, this relationship isn't going to last. It sounds pretty one-sided, and like he's seeing you for who he wants you to be and not who you are.
We have nothing in common, user.
It is me.
im sorry kathy
ill go away. im sorry
No user I want to give you a last blowjob.
be me, Jow Forums:
>pine how lonely and without a woman i am.
>castigate and slander any woman on Jow Forums asa *roastie*
>fail to see I am sinking into mohammed's troll talk as he expects women to be virgins to be his wife, or be killed and be one of his virgins in afterlife.
>be me: full of shit and sorrow due to my own fault.
they are all long dead you slut
Failuremen first
Niggercracks. what's a way of insulting someone's masculinity that sounds less autistic than "failureman"
Wtf is this shit lmao
post butthoel
This is your brain punishing you for not fuckin with Chad