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fucked a co-worker who has a boyfriend. Have to see her tomorrow. wish me luck.

down 18 beers a day to 8, feeling pretty good 2bh. just gotta stop drinking everyday now.

so you where buyin a slab every other day, sometimes daily?

or three sixers a day?

best of luck m8
How'd it come about?

if you only work 4 hours a week that counts as employed so yeah they are

95% metho cunt

working at woolworths unironically makes me want to kill myself, why are all managers such cunts? is it because they've accepted that they've failed at life and want to take out their anger on wage-plebs?

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Where do you live m80?

How did you get the job? None accept new people near me. Even if they did, they'd probably reject me. What's your resume like?

pretty much this
orwingal23

i got a woolies job with a terrible NEET resume, i think it was because i didn't have a one-on-one interview

i was actually really lucky in the fact that my neighbour works there, so she was able to recommend me directly to the store manager and i dont think i would have gotten the job if not for her. got the job just before i finished hs and didn't really have much on my resume apart from completing DOE and some volunteer work.

which department you work in broski

pretty well. Not really looking forward to another week of the same old shit though.

>Hopefully i can leave this board soon
Thats the best outcome anyone here can hope for. Best of luck.

Working at woolies is pretty good, paywise. Night-fill especially is a great job for robots.
t. former nightfill

>uni all week
>work in bottle-o all weekend
>Uni again
Been talking to this girl that I met at work but I'm really not sure if she likes me even though she hasn't stopped talking to me

I'm not i'm not the only one with this. I'm sick of being a cyborg and i want to actually feel and relate to people again.

Halp where are the kiwis

anyone in qld desu

Can't find a job. Supermarkets, fast food joints etc all ignore me for some reason. Seek is obviously out of my league, the only place I have to look for work is Gumtree. 99% of the job advertisements there are spam / require a license / is way too far / is casual / does not apply to me

Dunno what to do. Centrelink has cut me off, so I don't even have money to apply for a fucking pre-app. I don't even think anybody would give me an apprenticeship due to my autism.

I live alone with my father who is as just as poor as myself. I really fucked up after high school.

FeelsBadMan, centrelink is pure aids rn.
also which postcode do you live in jebroni

60xx

987654987654

ye, me
whats happening

centrelink is fucked these days. I know a dude who got on disability back in the 90's because he had "social anxiety". Try that today and they'll fucking laugh you out of the building.

holy shit yeah 2323 here.

You need 2 years treatment with evidence with a clinical psychologist and or psychiatrist to actually get on disability for mental health reasons now.

Reporting in from the Marxist Republic of Dan Andrew's Melbourne

I'm in the same boat... except I actually have an inheritance and it gives me both comfort and anxiety 24/7

This.

They put a paywall on getting autismbux.

Lucky for me my psychiatrist is willing to bulk bill me for my sessions and evidence collecting because he feels bad for me.

>tfw Aussie in America.

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Yeah, so I've heard. I guess it's fair enough really. They'd have pretty much every dickhead claiming they had anxiety or depression and getting disability benefits if they didn't put some sort of barrier on it.

shits pretty shit as usual, im pushing through as i always do.
next year things are gonna be good for me, i just gotta slug through this

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Why did centrelink cut you off?

unless you're causing mayhem on daily basis I couldn't give less of a fuck, mate.

>Supermarkets, fast food joints etc all ignore me for some reason.
probably because you are over 18. the whole system is fucked because 90% of the time they hire kids who are like 16 and under so they can legally pay them less than an adult's minimum wage. I'm not sure if this happens everywhere but in my area it does

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Similar situation. Is life this shit in every country? Isn't Australia meant to be good.

Dangerously close
2335 here

Its good if your rich or a politician, shit pretty much sucks for everyone else.

>I actually thought Uni would be better
not sure how much longer i'll be on this earth bros

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Does anybody have any idea on the kind of mental states and disorders would qualify you for disability here? I want to make a last ditch attempt at living with some relation to society by applying and if I can't get it I'm just gonna disappear into the bush and survive or die or out right kill myself.

If you are in a car put this song on
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7gprz1-4Kk4
Will get the point across and chicks dig the Beatles

Go to actual restaurants and apply for a dishy job. No age bias shit and they're usually happy to hire someone who can actually speak english.

Actually, don't. I've been doing it for years now and i want to put a gun to my head.

got stupid drunk last night, didn't get home til 8am, had work at 9, made it through somehow cunts.

so just walk in and ask for the manager or something and hand in just a resume to them? How does this work, im used to just applying to jobs online with nothing except two interviews over 3 months to speak of

>get gradually weirder and more unhinged the longer I stay in the workforce
>dread each monday
>co-workers start asking me if I'm okay
breakdown soon, fellow anons

I nearly died Monday, dodged the grim reaper once more, lost count of how many times I managed to do it. I'm like a squirrel in that I have as many lives as I think I can get away which is a great many it seems. I'm gonna pray for you user, stay strong

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Well you got me there, user. I had an old friend get me my job. I assume thats what you'd do considering the amount of other dishy's i've had to "train" over the years. Most quit because it's "too hard". If you do that then they'll probably give you a trail run.

Any cunts keen on splendour?

>Most quit because it's "too hard"
Does the job not literally just involve washing dishes (i assume quickly)? In what way is that difficult?
I know someone whose family owns a bar and he said that the dishys get yelled at a lot and abused verbally, so im guessing if thats common then that will be a reason people quit.

It depends on where you work. I've never really been yelled at. And id never personally call my job "hard", just mind numbingly tedious and overwhelming at times. On parma nights you can potentially be stuck there until 12 or 12.30, because grilled cheese is a bitch to scrape off trays if you don't have a spare sink to soak things in. i've also gotten out as late as 2.30 when i've had to clean grill trays that haven't been washed in as long as 6 months, but thats a rarity. I've had chiefs tell me "i don;t know how you do all this" but i honestly think their jobs look 10 times shittier than mine.

>finally get a job
>it's actually a really good job, 50k annual permanent
>struggle to meet performance targets every week
Every day I walk in the door I wonder to myself if it will be my last, I'm barely hanging on

someone link me the discord