>mentally unsound >deeply masochistic, wants to be hurt in bed >enjoys being dominated and told what to do >exhibitionist >prefers older men >enjoys video games and reading novels >wants to be taken care of >somewhat alt looking >can cook >doesn't post on lolcow
>one who loves me unconditionally. a cute one would be a nice bonus, but at this point I don't think I can really be too picky.
Dylan Barnes
So you just want a submissive fucktoy, a friend and a mommy. Not a real person. This is why you'll be forever alone.
Just. Like. Meeeee.
Jaxon Campbell
>muh pinkhaired manic pixie anime girlfriend Your taste in women could not be any more shallow and autistic, friendo
Leo Bell
I just want someone who lets me treat her like a worthless trashy fuckdoll who craves violent sex, and who isn't entirely boring outside of that.
Luke Sullivan
>Cosplayer. Especially the kind who cosplays slutty characters like OPs one. >Into lolita fashion. >Slutty. Has had many male partners. >Submissive and likes being hurt/abused in a sexual context. >Isn't fat. >Calls me daddy. >Isn't a NEET.
Sebastian Rogers
that's why he's here, bud me, i pine for tsundere assholes who hesitate a lot when given the love and care they need and transform into sweethearts. but that never happens in reality, now do they? we're all giant autists here. let's have our fun posting our fantasies.
Justin Richardson
This.
Do any other anons have a massive love hate relationship with cosplayers?
I want to hurt them. I want to beat the shit out of them and make their pussies bleed. I hate how arrogant they are, how they mock male anime fans, how they go to cons to hook up and sleep around, how so many of them go into camming or porn, and yet.... I want to fuck them so fucking badly. They're so hot.
James Mitchell
I want a girl with cow tits whose very clingy. Id also like her to like intellectual things.
Brandon Martin
> I just want someone who lets me treat her like a worthless trashy fuckdoll who craves violent sex, and who isn't entirely boring outside of that. That is, an MPDG who shares all of your fetishes and interests. She would appear out of nowhere and fulfill all of your desires while never asking for anything in return.
Chase Ross
>cute >shy >white >virgin >hates party's >hates social media and normies >dresses modestly in public >fairly right wing >loving >clingy but not to much >christian or agnostic
pic related
Noah Butler
Cosplayers are a case of being so near yet so far. We feel they should date us because of shared interests, but they're usually completely uninterested. They like behaving as the popular girl in high school that they never were.
They need rape.
Nathaniel Powell
Do you imply she does not exist?
Jaxson Collins
Mine is >tall >lots of autistic hobbies >hates public gatherings >low self-esteem >weeb >hates men to the point she still has her virginity intact >pretends to be an edgy dom, while in reality she dreams about vanilla all the time >clingy
I've seen fembot who fulfills these requirements posting here. Maybe one day I can get her contact info.
> Like a 7/10 qt with some flaws like pudge or whatever > 5'3" - 5'7" > As edgy as me > 10/10 loyal > Pretty decent intelligence > Shares my interests > Verbally shitposts with me all day > Immasculates me during sex, but secretly loves it
Whatever. Just don't try to fulfill it. You'd be pretty much disappointed and disgusted bacause your "cute NEET fujo" is actually ugly, has no fashion sense and smells like a garbage truck.
Ayden Sullivan
got some more pics for being thirsty?
Ayden Powell
>this just in local man ruins everything. don't you think i know that already why do you have to remind me?
Considering how deluded people here are, a reminder would not be out of place.
Connor Walker
Stop it The fact that i will never rescue a hormonal loser teen girl is killing me Its also making me want to drive to the nearest highschool which is not good
Connor Hughes
>calls himself a robot >isn't strictly into femdom
fucking fembot posters kill yourself you fucking punk ass piece of fucking shit god damn GET OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING LARPER you are the cancer killing this board
I'd say about 80% of girls who regularly cosplay and drop a lot of their disposable income on traveling around to cons are slutty. They may not always cosplay slutty characters, but they're promiscuous.
Grayson Fisher
>80% >promiscuous
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Michael Sullivan
>>mentally unsound >>deeply masochistic, wants to be hurt in bed >>enjoys being dominated and told what to do >>exhibitionist >>prefers older men So your ideal partner is a woman who would be a bad partner, cause fights and drama and stress, and probably cheat on you many times..? Weird taste...
Nathan Cook
Conservative From the deep South like Alabama Obese Cooks good and makes fried pickles, fried chicken, fried green tomatoes, fried everything Housewife who wants to homeschool Opinionated and always watching conservative shows or YouTube channels Loves to put butter on everything. Loves to wrestle
Isaac Baker
>likes femboys/traps >caring or protective >into weeb stuff >dorky sense of humor >likes being a bully >clingy but shy about it >socially awkward >wants a longterm lasting relationship
Adrian Ramirez
sorry OP, i already have a boyfriend.
Cameron Russell
>sorry OP, i already have a boyfriend. Can I be your 2nd boyfriend?