Ideal fembot thread

What's your ideal fembot gf Jow Forums?

Mine is:

>mentally unsound
>deeply masochistic, wants to be hurt in bed
>enjoys being dominated and told what to do
>exhibitionist
>prefers older men
>enjoys video games and reading novels
>wants to be taken care of
>somewhat alt looking
>can cook
>doesn't post on lolcow

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Youre not fooling anyone homo

>one who loves me unconditionally.
a cute one would be a nice bonus, but at this point I don't think I can really be too picky.

So you just want a submissive fucktoy, a friend and a mommy. Not a real person.
This is why you'll be forever alone.

Just. Like. Meeeee.

>muh pinkhaired manic pixie anime girlfriend
Your taste in women could not be any more shallow and autistic, friendo

I just want someone who lets me treat her like a worthless trashy fuckdoll who craves violent sex, and who isn't entirely boring outside of that.

>Cosplayer. Especially the kind who cosplays slutty characters like OPs one.
>Into lolita fashion.
>Slutty. Has had many male partners.
>Submissive and likes being hurt/abused in a sexual context.
>Isn't fat.
>Calls me daddy.
>Isn't a NEET.

that's why he's here, bud
me, i pine for tsundere assholes who hesitate a lot when given the love and care they need and transform into sweethearts. but that never happens in reality, now do they?
we're all giant autists here. let's have our fun posting our fantasies.

This.

Do any other anons have a massive love hate relationship with cosplayers?

I want to hurt them. I want to beat the shit out of them and make their pussies bleed. I hate how arrogant they are, how they mock male anime fans, how they go to cons to hook up and sleep around, how so many of them go into camming or porn, and yet.... I want to fuck them so fucking badly. They're so hot.

I want a girl with cow tits whose very clingy.
Id also like her to like intellectual things.

> I just want someone who lets me treat her like a worthless trashy fuckdoll who craves violent sex, and who isn't entirely boring outside of that.
That is, an MPDG who shares all of your fetishes and interests. She would appear out of nowhere and fulfill all of your desires while never asking for anything in return.

>cute
>shy
>white
>virgin
>hates party's
>hates social media and normies
>dresses modestly in public
>fairly right wing
>loving
>clingy but not to much
>christian or agnostic

pic related

Cosplayers are a case of being so near yet so far. We feel they should date us because of shared interests, but they're usually completely uninterested. They like behaving as the popular girl in high school that they never were.

They need rape.

Do you imply she does not exist?

Mine is
>tall
>lots of autistic hobbies
>hates public gatherings
>low self-esteem
>weeb
>hates men to the point she still has her virginity intact
>pretends to be an edgy dom, while in reality she dreams about vanilla all the time
>clingy

I've seen fembot who fulfills these requirements posting here. Maybe one day I can get her contact info.

forgot the pic. in a most original may

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> it's another cute Tomoko drawing
She's supposed to be repulsive and horrendous.

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Even that pic is idealized. She's got a nice slim fit body there. Her legs look really nice.

this gave me a boner, i think i recognise this poster. i would aggressively hold hands with her

stop pissing on my fantasy

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> Like a 7/10 qt with some flaws like pudge or whatever
> 5'3" - 5'7"
> As edgy as me
> 10/10 loyal
> Pretty decent intelligence
> Shares my interests
> Verbally shitposts with me all day
> Immasculates me during sex, but secretly loves it

I just want pic related desu.

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Whatever. Just don't try to fulfill it. You'd be pretty much disappointed and disgusted bacause your "cute NEET fujo" is actually ugly, has no fashion sense and smells like a garbage truck.

got some more pics for being thirsty?

>this just in local man ruins everything.
don't you think i know that already why do you have to remind me?

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Considering how deluded people here are, a reminder would not be out of place.

Stop it
The fact that i will never rescue a hormonal loser teen girl is killing me
Its also making me want to drive to the nearest highschool which is not good

>calls himself a robot
>isn't strictly into femdom

get out of my board failed normals

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Why do i have to be into femdom
I hate the fact that roasties got so much power

spoken like a true failed normie who came directly from Jow Forums

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these feels are almost to much to process

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fucking fembot posters
kill yourself you fucking punk ass piece of fucking shit god damn
GET OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING LARPER
you are the cancer killing this board

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^
this guy right there

>qt /x/ femdom gf
>literal succubus
>way too edgy
>never shuts up
>emotionally unstable
>not a fucking normie

Is that really so much to ask for?

bazed

OP that's basically me. You wouldn't want to actually date me though.

I just want a fembot who is into fucking other guys while we're in a relationship. None of them are though.

When you get a girlfriend I'll take one for the team and fuck her for you my man. But only as a favor to you, ykno.

>is that really so much to ask for?
It's literally impossible yes.

Willing to be alone with me forever

Probably won't get one
Can't get one to talk to me for more than a day

You don't have a big enough dick. Sorry.

>Slutty
>Daddy issues
>Open to having sex with different men, threesomes etc
>Nerdy
>Thin

I know a girl exactly like this, or did years ago. What is it with /x/ girls being sex crazy?

how often are weeb/cosplay girls like this skanks?

Most of them are above 25+ and consider themselves 'fembots', when really this board is filled with hags

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hot desu senpai. ori7inal

I'd say about 80% of girls who regularly cosplay and drop a lot of their disposable income on traveling around to cons are slutty. They may not always cosplay slutty characters, but they're promiscuous.

>80%
>promiscuous

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>mentally unsound
>>deeply masochistic, wants to be hurt in bed
>>enjoys being dominated and told what to do
>>exhibitionist
>>prefers older men
So your ideal partner is a woman who would be a bad partner, cause fights and drama and stress, and probably cheat on you many times..?
Weird taste...

Conservative
From the deep South like Alabama
Obese
Cooks good and makes fried pickles, fried chicken, fried green tomatoes, fried everything
Housewife who wants to homeschool
Opinionated and always watching conservative shows or YouTube channels
Loves to put butter on everything.
Loves to wrestle

>likes femboys/traps
>caring or protective
>into weeb stuff
>dorky sense of humor
>likes being a bully
>clingy but shy about it
>socially awkward
>wants a longterm lasting relationship

sorry OP, i already have a boyfriend.

>sorry OP, i already have a boyfriend.
Can I be your 2nd boyfriend?

>Obese

Why though?

girl in op is a "anime rapper"

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More to hold and cuddle

Does this make anyone else want to hatefuck her even harder?

I'd love to rape this bitch.

please, tone down your soul calibur.

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>doesn't browse Jow Forums
>is not crazy
>is not a landwhale

that would be good enough

I feel sorry for the guy desu.

same. he says he's okay with me being basically batshit crazy, but i think he's just saying that to protect my feelings.

i dont do open relationships. they tend to go sour when one boyfriend finds out the other is fucking the girl.

>implying being batshit crazy is a bad thing
I wouldn't want any other kind of gf desu

bg tddy goth gf

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>i dont do open relationships. they tend to go sour when one boyfriend finds out the other is fucking the girl.

Don't act like your heart wouldn't jump if he told you he was ok with you fucking around a bit.

>What's your ideal fembot gf Jow Forums?
pic related

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I fit all of your criteria op but I'm a lad.

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10/10 doujin