>Oh look! user forgot his phone! I wonder what kind of pictures are on here?
What does she find?
>Oh look! user forgot his phone! I wonder what kind of pictures are on here?
What does she find?
Mostly shirtless pics of me
nothing, all my incriminating images are on my computer hard drive.
My lock screen, duh.
Literally nothing. I dont store a damn thing on both my phone and laptop.
>pictures of nature
>pictures of me (no nude)
>lots of hitler material
My passworded and facial locked screen.
Otherwise, some nudes girls have sent me over the years and my own dick pics.
Also shitloads of pics and videos of my pet birb doing birb things.
Profile selfies I'm using to monitor my hairline
Lots of dicpics and videos :^)
>pictures of my dog
>pictures of me (just face)
>pictures of my art
>memes
the texts would be the most embarrassing part because I once had an online BF and we exchanged mushy lovey texts.
like Neck Deep lyrics
i don't have a phone
surprised this isnt original
>a few pictures of my roommates' cats
>a few videos of me petting said cats
>a few pictures of work related things I sent to my work email
>1 or 2 full body underwear photos (weightlifting progress pictures)
Nothing embarrassing.
i would be embarrassed if somebody saw personal photos of me in my underwear.
pictures of random placards and stuff for remembering a model number of something i was working on
pictures of text I couldn't read and anime girls.
I get that. While I'm not Jow Forums, I'm not fat and I'm not out of shape. I take pride in not being fat (such a sad thing to say...) and while I won't go out of my way to show off my body I'm not embarrassed if somebody sees it.
I don't have a "great" body and all my underwear is old and ripped. i would die if someone saw an underwear pic of me.
She'd find basically anything you can find on Jow Forums with the addition of some videos and photos of concerts and places I've been to . Some shirt less pics of me showing off my chest tattoo
A lot of femdom, chastity, and fringe bdsm porn.
Also photos of random old tech and weird cars.
If she can get past the 15 digit lock screen PIN she'll find the 8 default phone pictures because my phone won't save pictures.
>What does she find?
Pictures of me being a crossdressing faggot that craves dicks.
Fractures, fracture fixations, some patient ID stuff for audits and projects which I haven't deleted and some photos of policies where I work. I don't think I've ever taken a photo of a person which wasn't an XR or CT/MRI.
Hundreds and hundreds of memes
I keep my phone sfw. My laptop is where all the smut lives.
1567 photos of university notes
Nice legs tho user
I got what u want my lil sissy bitch. xDdd
sfw shit
some funny/slightly disturbing images with no context
She finds the pictures of her that I beat off to
Good luck forging my fingerprint BITCH
No pictures, just a collection of Brazilian shit, vomit, tranny and animal porn.
This is her discovery
Why do you keep your password secret, user? What are you hiding?
Post birb things.
pictures of sunsets
pictures of clouds
pictures of my cat
this is genuinely my greatest fear OP
they have lock screens for a reason bitch
What are you hiding, user? Are you cheating on me, etc, etc?
phone's got a password
but if they know it
>oh it's just photos of cars when he was at a drift event and offensive memes and his pets
She would see roughly 13,000 pepe the frogs, including some duplicates
phoneposting fag
>shit memes, a bunch of pepes and apus and a few videos of my dumbass birds
wow, you really uncovered a lot of juicy secrets about me that you can gossip with your roastie """friends""" about
Roughly 10000 pictures of anime girls. I hate myself and I want to die.
>lots and lots of motorcycle pics
>some random political memes
>a couple pepe and anime reactions
>a couple pretty vanilla porn vids in case Im stuck somewhere with no internet and need a fap
Honestly nothing that bad.
Super weird, hardcore foot fetish/tickling porn.
Some nudes, a small collection of pictures of my cats, a few selfies which they will all recognize as old profile pictures, and uhh... 219 sorted memes, as well as 251 more unsorted memes.
Normalfags see pepe as a racist symbol like 1488, they'd probably think you're a Nazi.
That monkey is BIGG
He won't be able to move for weeks!
A shit ton of Mariah Carey content, art references, & some pictures of friends & myself.
nothing since i'm not a fucking phoneposter
I can assure you my posts from my desktop are just as low in quality
A few hundred screenshots from Fate/Grand Order
Nature pics
Autistic charts
If someone managed to guess my code, over 3000 memes/reaction images/etc, screenshots of greentexts (including a multi-part GFD greentext), screenshots of other things, and some album covers.
If she gets past the lock screen,
>Menus from the pizza delivery places I order from
>Half a dozen pics from a hooker I was interested in hiring
>Stupid, unfunny, uninteresting, but ultimately innocuous, pics and videos sent by family members, and to WhatsApp/Telegram groups
>Almost all Discworld books
>A few dozen podcast episodes
She'd find close to 2000 pictures of ponyfaggotry
my collection of roughly 5000 memes from 2013 - couple hours ago
2,000+ meme collection
Jow Forums memes mainly. And some qt grills.
Nudes that her best friend sent to me.
A password, when asked why? "None of your business nosy cunt"
Nothing because I don't use my phone.
But if it was my IPad, it would be 10,000s of pages of straight redpills
Assuming they knew my pattern
Memes and shit that points here, some conversations, some screenshots, but nothing that could incriminate or get me disgraced forever if it got out, it would mostly raise some eyebrows and maybe make people laugh. Knowing that Google collects basically all of my photos made me get everything important out of my phone
Reaction pics, memes, gym progress pics, hairline pics, selfies, pictures of me and my ex, pictures of me high, pictures of cute furry animals, drawings.
I'll let anyone look through my photos desu.
pics of the girl that takes my phone from time to time, I don t use my phone at all
This is literally the first thing on my downloads.
Yes
>watch her get angry, then laugh at her, and leave the room so she will fell like dumb bitch.
Pic related is literally the only pic on my phone. I Google search Pepe's and Wojak's when I need them and usually delete them soon after.
lot and lots and lost of loli hentai
First image in my downloads
Thousands of drawings of my waifu, including all the lewd stuff I use, since I like to masturbate in bed.
2d cartoon naked feminized anthropomorphic animals
Archive of 10,000 memes
A bunch of photos from when I visited Odaiba (and a couple from Hikarigaoka) that I keep forgetting to upload anywhere.