Fembots, do you groom your pussy?

will you be my gf please. very origina

Someone post that pic of the friend-zoned guy trimming that girls pubes.

Yes, not with a scissors though. I fry those hairs with laser. I leave a small patch on top because cute.

Does that hurt, and do you do it at home? I've only ever used a trimmer but that seems cool.

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Stop being stupid
start making money
dress like a magic pixie girl with cat ears and start a youtube channel about... I don't know anime, videogames, incels, whatever
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you're welcome

You have to post pics or a video or something otherwise you're a faggot. A fucking laser?

No, but I am 300lbs and the weight congregates around my vagina, so it has become impossible to clean.

I also have a problem, whereby my vagina has issues with its microbial community. I believe that some of my stomach lining managed to leak out of my vagina and now I have a micrbial community that burns my skin so the vaginal flap of my fat fold is quite pale and burnt looking. its hard to explain

I shaved before I was 270lbs.

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I do it at a clinic. It hurts but not as bad as waxing. Plus the lighter your skin is the lesser pain you should feel. Even if the pain was too bad I find it worthwhile. The hair takes forever to grow and when it does it's a thin soft fluff.

please lose weight, for the sake of your vagina

How long does it keep you smooth? Seems worth the investment, but I'm not sure if I want strangers lazering my vagoo.

Depends on your hair, skin tone and for how long you've been doing it. I'm +10 sessions and it takes easily more than 6 months to grow. Even after trimming it takes longer than regular to grow back.
First times are weird but most technicians are cool and will help easing the process.

I just googled around a bit and found a for-home laser device (for IPL, whatever that is) and apparently it doesn't work on red hair, my pubic hair grows like half reddish sometimes. No idea if that's an issue if you have it done at a technician too

>my vagina
My virgin willy is getting hard.

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If dark red and thick then it should work even if it takes a couple more sessions than if hair was black.

For the love of god. This is exactly why you guys don't get get girlfriends.

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I don't think it's super thick but definitely more towards brown than fiery red. Auburn I guess is the term.
Thanks user, I'll check this stuff out.

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Shaving is unhygienic I think. I shaved it all off cause I had a pimple on my labia and it hurt and even though the pimple is gone, my crotch is still bald and it gets more sweat and cheese in it since I shaved. It smells fucking horrible now.

Since shaving gives me massive pimples I just trim it down to every season to prevent odors and what not.

odors are nice, you don't even need to trim.

at least it'll grow back

Sometimes pussy stank can be pretty bad user.

not if you wash it properly.

That is pretty disgusting, lose some weight for your own sake.

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Yeah but then you don't have much odor at all.

you people are disgusting. trim your fucking bush you feral beasts

you'll still have natural odor.

can you make a perfume out of your pussy stank please

That artist draws scat

Easy in theory, difficult in practice.
Pussy has a very delicate ecosystem of native bacteria, which smells on its own, and this ecosystem has the purpose of protecting and maintaining the pussy.
So, washing it too thoroughly will actually RAISE the risk of fungal or bacterial infections.

t. Male

It doesn't really smell like much.

why not just let robots suck the fungus out of your fungal hole

You would still have natural odor without a bush. Hair just makes trapping oils and bacteria go easier and faster.

Is that how you hide your dick?

kek, this has to be a LARP, but if not, this is the average "fembot"

Not really if you're using a balancing wash, make sure the area is dry and always wear 100% cotton undies or daily pads.

Actually, I am that poster and I have 2 fembot friends and they are both beautiful

are the guys you fuck turned off by your flaps?

how many guys to they get compared to you?

Yea but only when my bf comes around

basically this. got so fed up of dealing with stubble and ingrown hairs. I genuinely really like it. I sometimes condition it and give it a little comb

Not really, if I had a bf I would

This gets me thinking. I'm a guy but have never cut or shaved any of my pubic hair. What do women prefer guys pubes to be like?

I'm guessing there's as much difference in taste as there is in regards to pussy grooming but a bit of trimming seems prudent.

As a woman I don't care. I guess if it was excessive I might prefer it was trimmed a little. But I think body hair removal is pretty silly in general

pls let hairy robots rub their pubes on your pubes

fuck no
i havent owned a razor in 3 months.

good, more women should have hairy pussies

I don't shave it but I do trim it because once it gets to a certain length it actually starts to hurt for some reason

hurts in what kinda way?

>A fucking laser?

Imagine like this only with a femanon instead of James Bond

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Hard to explain but I guess the hairs sort of clump together and that makes the skin underneath feel really sore for some reason. It might also be the hairs getting tugged.

can i be your personal pube shaver

use conditioner on them, it'll help

I shave once at the start of spring, kind of like a spring cleaning type of thing, and that's it.

>spring cleaning

That gives a nice mental image of you trying to vacuum your pussy

What happened Anons? How come did we lose our own board to those failed normies? Why did we let it happen? Is it time to migrate?