User in a relationship with his gran's friend here...

This is a threat I can get interested in. The biggest gap I've done is 34 - 25

If she is wealthy. Marry her. She will be dead within 10 years I promise.

Oh hell no
This is the kind of thing that you shouldn't tell a n y b o d y

You're a hero, I'm 27 and the highest I've dated was 52. Nice score my boy.

were you attracted to old women before this or did it just kind of happen? do you see this turning into a long-term (or I guess as long as it can be before the inevitable) relationship?

you know what they say , the old chicken and the fresh carrot make the perfect soup

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>I'm 27 and the highest I've dated was 52
backstory required

But my question for you and OP is WHY? I've literally never seen a woman over 45 who is still physically attractive in any way. Are you guys so desperate for female companionship/validation/holes that you'll settle for some wringled up old had rather then just fuck men, traps or dolls?

The monkey makes the perfect soup

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not OP but if she was rich and I could get her to marry me I would do it

Old is an acquired taste but it is nice. I haven't had as old as OP and the other guy though so my age gap is more of a psychological barrier than a physical one

She kind of did, in that we only met because I was helping my gran.

>were you attracted to old women before this or did it just kind of happen?
Other that Nina Hartley I've never really been interested in older women, but this is quite nice.
>do you see this turning into a long-term (or I guess as long as it can be before the inevitable) relationship?
It's been about a month that we've been seeing each other and I'd like it to continue. I think she wants me more than the other way around though since she's a widow with no children.

College teacher, we spent a lot of time when I was writing my thesis, and we eventually started going out. Never got to fuck her though, but I did kiss her a lot and made out.

>Are you guys so desperate for female companionship/validation/holes that you'll settle for some wringled up old had rather then just fuck men, traps or dolls?

Pretty much.

>my question for you and OP is WHY?
Long story short she technically raped me and I went back to see her and we had sex again and it became a proper relationship
>Are you guys so desperate
I'm not desperate and it's nice to be with a woman that's got a lot of experience in bed and is open about what she likes with no bullshit.

what was the furthest you got with her?

Her body looks nice for her age.
>tfw no granny gf

She does yoga every day and goes swimming a few times a week.

you lucky bastard, gives us all the details

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Anything specific you want to know about? II don't feel like describing the entire last month of my life.

How good is her pussy?

Did you at least eat her ass?

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I don't have anything to compare it to but it feels nice, especially her soft pubes. She's only needed to use lube once and that felt great. Her lips are a bit longer than I expected but I still like going down on her. We've also never used condoms and cumming in her is awesome.

No, I've not eaten her ass, at least not yet.

God thats fucking hot. Does she blow you as well user? If you got any more pics pls share away

>We've also never used condoms
hiv/aids is really high among old ppl bc they never use protection.

Gross, do you actually find her attractive?

Also details on her raping you?

>college teacher

Two words in and the bullshit alarm goes off.

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bueno, I need advice how to date an older women since it is my fetish

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I would fuck anons granny GF but i wouldnt eat an old asshole user... the seal can break down with age...

She hasn't blown me but she gave me a handjob last night. I don't have any more pics to post.
I'm the first person she's been with since her husband died and I doubt she has anything like that.
>do you actually find her attractive?
A bit
>Also details on her raping you?
The short version is I went to help her fix a light and as I was leaving she grabbed me and started kissing me, then she ended up on top of me and made me eat her out, then she put my dick in her and fucked me.
I helped my gran out and met her like that, but go to places old people go to, like dance or art classes.

>old chicken
No, they say "old chicken will make you sick, you crazy fucking bastard."

Anal yet?

No anal yest, but she's into other things.

yet, not yest

>Short version

I don't want the short version user. Greentext it all for us please.

I'll paste it from the time I told it here

>take gran to visit her friend
>she's recently widowed, looks quite fit and athletic for her age
>her friend mentions that she needs some help with some things around the house
>go back a few days later and fixed her shower curtain, changed a lightbulb or two and fixed a squeaky door hinge
>she offers to pay me but I said it wasn't necessary
>she moves to give me a kiss as I'm going out the door
>instead she pushes me into the door and shuts it
>she has her arms around me and starts kissing me
>once the shock wears off I start making out with her
>she grabs my belt and pulls me to her bed
>"strip" she tells me as she starts to do the same
>I take my shirt off nervously but as I get it over my head she pushes me backwards and straddles me
>she wasn't wearing any underwear and now I can see her pussy
>light grey, almost white landing strip and shaved everywhere else
>clit hood and belly button are pierced
>she moves up and sits on my face
>"make me cum"
>I lick her for what feels like an hours until she starts grinding on me
>she sits back and slides my dick into her
>I thrust into her for a few minutes while she's on top, cum inside her
>she lies her body on top of mine and lets me cuddle her while she tells me what a good boy I was
>can feel my cum dribbling out of her onto my stomach

>yeast

on a serious note as im sure she's yeastless, what other things she into? she talked about anal yet?

>71-19, my grandmother doesn't know
Why am I laughing my ass off?

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We haven't talked about anal. She likes to have me stand in front of her and masturbate while she sits, and she likes when I suck on her nipples. Last night she had me lie across her lap and suck on her nipple like a baby while she jacked me off.
It's funny to you maybe?

what does an old woman taste like?

It was just like licking your own skin, only a little bit salty and one time with a little like piss.

Its a little weird but OP is doing some good community service not just by giving an old woman some good times before she dies but also by giving me a boner

Good on you OP

Thanks, I guess. She's done a lot for me too since without her I'd still be a virgin.

And now it all makes sense. What do you look like OP?

Tall, skinny, crooked nose, not ugly but I don't stand out, socially awkward.

Have you considered you're her outlet for some sort of mental crisis because she's widowed and without children and will face the inevitable alone?

Diamonds, you're living my dream. I want to get raped by a sexy granny.

most beta post on the board atm
well done

Yes I have. She definitely has some issues. She put a cock ring on me last week that I'm 99% was her late husband's and she's compared my dick to his a few times. She also likes it when I suck on her nipples like a baby. I'm okay with it though since I enjoy the time we're having together and it's nice to wake up with someone cuddling you in the morning.
I was scared at the time but now it's pretty good.

Thanks. I'll take that achievement.

Her body looks like a fruit roll-up died

I wouldn't necessarily believe her OP, she sounds like a horndog. Don't be surprised if you catch some sort of STD.

Do you ever feel like you're going to hurt or break her when you're fucking?

Does she wear dentures and are you looking forward to a "no denture adventure" toothless gummy blowjob?

Are you looking to make the relationship long term? Openly public? Or just in it for the easy pussy?

What would your grandmother think if she found out?

Are you scoping out other elderly women? Like are you asking your grandmother to help other friends?

Lemme get in on that, bruh. DP this senior citizen. Location?

She hasn't given me a reason to doubt her.

>Do you ever feel like you're going to hurt or break her when you're fucking?
I don't go too hard and I don't put all my weight on her but I don't treat her like she's fragile.
>Does she wear dentures and are you looking forward to a "no denture adventure" toothless gummy blowjob?
Aside from one filling she has perfect teeth, and I am looking forward to a blowjob.
>Are you looking to make the relationship long term? Openly public? Or just in it for the easy pussy?
She's a wonderful person that I enjoy being with and want to stay with for a while, but I'm worried what people will think if thy find out.
>What would your grandmother think if she found out?
I honestly think the shock would kill her.
>Are you scoping out other elderly women? Like are you asking your grandmother to help other friends?
Nope.
>Lemme get in on that, bruh. DP this senior citizen. Location?
Scotland

A 70 year old woman who basically raped you and has her cit pierced doesn't really scream trustworthy though. Don't let pussy, even almost century old pussy kek, blind you OP.

Have fun while it lasts, just don't let your guard down.

She got her piercings done 25 years ago to keep things interesting with her husband. She told me she felt terrible for what she did and she only did it because I reminded of her husband when he was young, and I've forgiven her for it.

>she's compared my dick to his a few times
so how do you compare?

Okay, user, but just remember that >lying is a total possibility, even for old people.

I know that but I trust that she's being genuine and honest.

I'm not circumcised and he was, mines is a bit shorter but more girthy and my erections are harder and I cum more.

>she had me lie across her lap and suck on her nipple like a baby while she jacked me off.
this is my fetish except i want to do it with someone who isnt fucking old

Her tits are still quite nice and her nipples are like little dark pink marshmallows. I didn't think I'd enjoy it but I did, right until I came all over myself.

What was your sexual history before the GILF? Was she your first time? Or first everything? Longest relationship before this?

Would you recommend fucking a GILF to a friend if the opportunity arose?

Do you actually enjoy her company or do you struggle to relate on anything to talk about due to the age gap?

You seem to be the sub in the relationship. Is this a normal relationship dynamic for you?

>What was your sexual history before the GILF? Was she your first time? Or first everything?
I was a virgin before we met.
>Longest relationship before this?
Few months, nothing more than making out.
>Would you recommend fucking a GILF to a friend if the opportunity arose?
Sure, although maybe one a bit younger.
>Do you actually enjoy her company or do you struggle to relate on anything to talk about due to the age gap?
I enjoy her company and she enjoys mine. Apart from technology we don't struggle to talk about anything.
>You seem to be the sub in the relationship. Is this a normal relationship dynamic for you?
Don't know, this is further than I've ever been before. I let her take the lead since she has more experience than I do and she knows what she's doing. I would say that she's assertive more than a dominant/sub type thing, except when she snuggles into me when we sleep and lets me do what I want with her.

holy shit dude, this is botton barrel, even i have some standars

Show penor and vageene!

What's wrong with her? She's fit and healthy and we have a good time with each other.

which football team you support scottish bro?

My local team, not going to say which one since that will narrow down where I'm from.

Are you for or against an independent Scotland?

Against I guess

Is her asshole nice/normal? all assholes of older women i've seen are strange, kinda "swollen" or with hemorrhoids.

It's dark pink and the hair around it is a it darker than the rest of her bush but it looks normal.

Got any more pics bro?

Only mental mages of her

Keep us updated if anything else happens man.

she straight up talked about his cock with you?

>leathery liverspotted old lady skin
>wearing a dead mans cock ring

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Yep. She was paying wit my foreskin in bed on Friday night and she told me about how different it was to her husband.
What's wrong with that? The ring made me lsat longer.

Football? What are you gay? Rugby is the superior sport.

Here is my question: gif related

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>She is so fucked up.

Imagine being 71 and alone.

Would you bang her niece if she has one?

I feel you OP. I'm 24 and I've been fucking this 55 year old grandmother for months. It only just not stopped because of conflicting work schedules. The highlight of the sex was sucking on her tit while she jacked me off and calling her mommy, pretty much just living out SS fantasies. It really helped me to remember that once you have a semi reliable source of pussy, sex becomes so much less important than when you're being an incel for years on end.

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I don't rally care about rugby much.
Okay, you do you.
She's not alone any more
If she was into me, yeah probably.

kek

nice user

>unoriginally

>I don't rally care about rugby much
>likes footy
Confirmed faggot

Another pic of the old lady I was fucking for a long time to be decently fappable. I just like getting it off my chest because I basically can't tell anyone else. She's married too.

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Im here for you..

How do you meet her?

>It really helped me to remember that once you have a semi reliable source of pussy, sex becomes so much less important than when you're being an incel for years on end.
it's cause ur fucking nasty old pussy. you get a nice tight on your age or a few years younger, you always keep going back to it and get more productive too because u want to do shit for the pussy, making money for the pussy, eating ass for that pussy

more photos and stories faggot

Both worked at the same factory job for about a year. Neither of us work there anymore. It never would have happened if we didn't have multiple days at work where we both worked in a room together pretty much isolated from anyone else hearing what we talk about for 8 straight hours. After a few days of that we basically ended up being forced to talk about lots of crazy shit in our lives. She was trying to run a dominatix service for money over the internet and was surprised about how sexually open I was. At first she wanted to pay me to be like a bodyguard for her to do this shit and make money and feel safer while doing it, but then she eventually ended up inviting me to her house for sex. That continued for a few months on about a weekly basis, having sex before work.

I really wish I could see her again, I would even pay to do it. Now that she works the same work schedule as her husband though, she's basically not going to be home alone ever so we stopped.

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