Be me

I'm the fucking chad powerhouse you're the virgin waste disposal

Some one do a virgin mitochondria vs chad muscle cells

*Acetyl-CoA

you dont even know yourself dumbshit

Kek, this. OP confirmed brainlet organelle.

Fuck you faggot mitochondria, just let me die.

Finally, unironically a good thread. Today is a blessed day, thank you OP.

I'm too busy working to Google what I'm actually doing. I was just told to do that until I die. Fuck i hope im not a skin cell

>Be me, nucleus
>A few million years ago this nerd shows up in my cell
>Nigger brings his own DNA, that's my job bitch
>Youcametothewrongneighborhood.macrophage
>Wait
>HOLly shit
>Dude brought some crack or some shit, holy fuck the energy
>Aight, you can stick around

Mito-bros are cool in my book.

*blocks your path*
Organelle in charge of almost all the primary energy production of the biosphere here, kneel before me.

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>Job is literally to sit around and get eaten
>Eats literal shit
Wew.

thats why he wants you to get out

Fuck off sun fag

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>can turn sunlight into chemical energy
>can evolve oxygen from water
>can fix carbon from carbon dioxide
>home of the largest and most abundant protein in existence (even if it sometimes makes mistakes)
Are other organelles even trying??
>chemoautofag shows up
Glad you could finally join us, try not to stay too long, we would not all of those toxic vents to go unmolested now would we?

If It wasn't for me no one else would be here

>have rigid cellulose cell wall, can't even move
>need to have perfect temperature or their will undergo photorespiration
>needs electrons to be activated, cant even be independent
>absorb red and blue colour, look like a green freak

dafuck is this nerd shit you guys talking about huh... no wonder you have no girlfriends here

Sorry I had to force you to the bottom of the sea with my mass exctinction event. The surface is only for organisms that can take a little oxidation. Look at it this way, you have the best chance at having similar organisms from different planets to bond with. Loser

>implying having an extra barrier to preotext from radiation which also happens to be hard to digest is a bad thing
>implying that between C3 C4 and CAM Im not the most versatile energy producer
>implying that I cannot be converted to other pigments when the light intensity changes so that I can still produce energy
Without me you would never have the energy needed to be complex, the whole biosphere would collapse.

>literally protected form birth to death, will never experience anything that'll be its legacy
>producing so much energy only to be converted to sugars it'll only store and eaten by nigger animals and never be able to enjoy itself
>can't even function when there's no light around

Literally the first life forms on earth.
All of you guys are fuck ups because your DNA was retarded

Evolved to aryans to overcome extreme conditions. You plantfags will literally die if muh temperature were slightly hot or cold

I get to lie dormant my whole life and I am basically guaranteed that sweet plant pussi. Have fun dying a virgin

Either way it was nice shitposting with you. Feels good when you can shitpost with your STEM. Im gonna go sleep now.

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So are virii dead or alive? Are they undead? Is Mitochondria the DNA of one particular virus, or many like our microbiome?

Virii are like autistic potatoes that ruin everything they touch

Literally the most boomer cell thing to say

Have fun with that used plant pucci that have been ravaged by chad bees and nigger flies