How can I get/steal alcohol?
I'm 18 (Canadas legal age is 19). I want to do the bare minimum to get it (I don't want to have to go outside or see a friend which I don't have to get it)
My parents have alcohol but I have no idea how to get it without getting caught.
Any help would be appreciated
Wow,user if you cant figure that out yourself at your age you really dont deserve being drunk
all i can think of is post an ad in personals on craigslist, ask someone to buy you some and hope to god you dont get fucking murdered
it would be easier to make it.
sugar+yeast
Craigslist personals doesn't exist anymore
Canada legal age is 18 unless you are in some kind of poo in the loo god forsaken place. Nigga we were 15 years old and could get alcohol from the chinese owned convenience store.
sit outside the fucking liquor store and then ask a normal looking man to buy you whatever. this isn't rocket science dude
Ive always had older sisters/cousins to buy it for me sucks to be you OP
But yea just steal your parents alc idiot
If you wait long enough, one day you'll be able to buy it legally. You literally don't have to do anything except wait.
Find a local homeless person and offer him some cash if he can buy some booze for you.
Think of it as philanthropy with benefits.
Get alcohol delivered.
I said I don't want to go outside to do this I only want to get drunk if it means I don't have to try to get alcohol
go to a small convenience store ran by an old an old foreigner, they never card. if they do say you forgot it and try a different one
ill MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE IT DOES
fuck off with that 0 effort shit then. I suppose you want a qt gf delivered to you as well?
Oh yes pleaase!
Just wait retard it's nothing special. I drank about twice in my life and both times it just had no appeal to me. I don't understand why people enjoy it so much.
Why can't you ask your parents for that?
My parents are no nonsense people who are not afraid to kick me out if I become problematic
I guess no one could help me thanks r9k
wont be drunk tonight i guess
you really are that much of a faggot?
you origano should seek counselling
Going to get a beer right now just to piss you off.
If you want to pay my plain ticket and the price of 'nadian beer I'm 19.
Which province? ORINIGAL COMMENT
Okay OP. I'm here to help. What do you need me to do? I want you to be drunk TONIGHT.
Do you have a car? Drive to Manitoba, fucker.
Yes it does
Oreganolililiki
Ontario. I drive I could go to Quebec but like my point is I don't want to really do all that to get wasted. I just want to drink at home and die
>be me, Navy Seal with over 1000 confirmed kills. Leave the force to join kekistani emrits.
> Hear about Can faggot that wants to get drunk from 4 chan command.
>"It's go time boys."
>My team parachutes in over designated LZ
>Land in, check are surroundings, open my tac-pad and read the brief.
>'Needs help stealing beer from parents'
>alright team we got a coad 'nick' in progress.
>load our assault clips into are AR48-S
>it's go time..
>Start moving in the standard Kek formation to the target.
>stack up on nearest wall, knock on door.
>Targets mother answers, immediately shoot her in the head and breach and clear saying "reeeeeeeeeeeeee" under our breath muffled by our standard issue kekistani balaclava..
>Targets farther is on the ground surrendering.
>has a chicken tendy in his hand
>exacute him as well for stealing kekistani property.
>Find the kitchen, rip open door on fridge.
>Grab a single beer and brake the rest to destroy evidence.
>call in extraction.
>leave the beer next to targets dead farther
>Choppers waiting at lz time to go.
>tell my team to dust off they move to the helicopter
>knock on targets door then run to helicopter as it takes off.
>mission successful.
holy shit theres a beer on the floor next to my dead father. What in the hell caused this?
Oh well, must have been destiny.
>wow this beer sucks
>realize dont even like drinking
>my parents are dead now
great
>Go to grocery store
>buy bottles of angostura bitters (45% alcohol)
>drink it
Thank me later.
>buy big bottle of grape juice
>put yeast packet inside
>replace lid with a balloon
enjoy your shitty almost undrinkable homemade alcohol