Do not masturbate if:
-you are depressed
-you are not aroused
-you have no idea what kind of porn you want to masturbate to
-you haven't done a warm up exercise
-you are not home alone
Do not masturbate if:
Jaxson Hill
Robert Diaz
- if some user posts porn on Jow Forums
Chase Rogers
I don't get this whole meme.
I don't watch porn or jerk it out of boredom. Usually, it goes:
>shower, brush teeth
>lay down and try to go to sleep
>wake up 10 minutes later with raging erection
>can't go back to sleep
>jack off
>sleep
Who's cruel joke is this?
Sebastian Scott
Don't have periods, get fixed. Cunt.
Easton Price
Replace depressed with stressed and all of them. I do all of those.Even this one.
Angel Perry
Masturbating while depressed is a chore. Can't really get wet. Feel nothing but the climax. The journey there is numb and very tiring.
Jaxson Ortiz
What are some good warm-up exercises to do before masturbating?
Joseph Fisher
Pull ups and looking at porn while your pants are still on. Don't start playing with yourself until you are in a high state of arousal.
Justin Richardson
I can get behind all of these but I do not see the point in the warm up exercise other than to have masturbation be some kind of reward. In that case it could be applied to anything on your todo list.
John Hernandez
you get a more explosive climax and a more wholesome orgasm. If you just wank it you're going to cum without having an orgasm. When you do a warm up exercise masturbation feels good from start to finish.
Benjamin Lewis
Can guys come without climaxing?
Nathaniel Adams
>you haven't done a warm up exercise
Care to elaborate?
Josiah Scott
>you are depressed
i'm always depressed. not whacking it for three months didn't help that
>you are not aroused
i can't if i'm not anyway
>you have no idea what kind of porn you want to masturbate to
sometimes i like to search and get surprised. i find new things and go, "hey, this is nice, i like masturbating to this". it's a good feeling, and one of the highlights of my boring life. don't you fucking take that away from me, you nigger.
>you haven't done a warm up exercise
what
>you are not home alone
fucking stop me
Henry Nelson
somewhat. i call it the depressing dribble because it's only literally a drop at most and at least, nothing until like 30 mins later where it leaks out into your pants
Jeremiah Howard
you wait until you are fully aroused before you start touching yourself or do foreplay on yourself or edge yourself
Christian Cox
That sounds like you aren't doing enough kegels. As long as I keep it once a day I always have a powerful orgasm. Then again I have a cum shot range of multiple feet.
Jace Rogers
what the fuck is a kegel
Andrew Cox
People actually do those?
Jack Morales
the muscles used for controlling the flow the pee. When you pee, try not peeing, holding it in for a few seconds, and peeing again. It's popular with girls.
Logan Walker
I'll convince myself to be aroused and masturbate to nice solo things that can make me feel better, cheer me up when I'm not feeling good. It conditions me to become more easily aroused by those nice, solo things. I'm never home alone, so I'm not going to suffer through waiting for that, either, when I have work to do on my sexuality and association of it.
Carter Jenkins
sounds lame. i think i'll just stick with my dribble so i don't blast a load on the floor and rub it in with my foot.
Nicholas Gray
What the fuck is a google search?
Juan Butler
>someone used my screencap of a crappy Anime
nice.
Angel Carter
why don't you try sucking the answer out of my cock?
Nicholas Turner
They improve erection strength and orgasm control as well. You can hold off longer for a better orgasm.
Luis Walker
I think it also helps to put on some girl clothes or glasses and pretend you're putting on a camshow for a guy (or multiple men). Pretending someone is getting off from you masturbating.
Evan Collins
>always depressed
>only occasionally aroused
>will beat dick to anything
>>exercise
>never home alone
So if my math is right, this means I'm supposed to masturbate now, right?