Who else here /curved penis/?

Who else here /curved penis/?

I have a something like a 60 degree curve to the left.
Never had sex so I don't know how a woman would react if she saw it or if it would even work. Anyone have experience with this or know if you can fix it?

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I think I'm getting something like this. Poor EQ, cut, now this.

Just bend it straight for 10 mins a day, kinda like jelqing you know. Ignore all the cuck scientists, follow the guides perfectly n it will definitely pays off in the end

Shit, how old are you user? It's supposed to be pretty common among men in their 30s i think. I've had this all my life though which sucks

Has this worked for you? I've heard about people that tried this but it turned out badly so im kinda skeptical

Nah, dude. Some girls like the curve. I have a 30 degree or so curve to the right. If you strategically position the girl during sex, you can get it to where the bend is rubbing against her g-spot and that's obviously a good thing. My ex loved it.

God punishing you for fapping too much

I was thinking this way but I still kinda think 60 degrees is too much to ignore. i'd be pretty happy with 30 myself

Yes, had 60 degrees downward. Had nesbit surgery to correct it. Lost 4cm of length but no big deal. Now 18cm

I have a penis exactly like this guy. Scarily so. It's not always peyrione's disease, some people's dicks are just curved.

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Mine's curved to the left, never caused me any problems with partners or anything. Most don't really care, but if it ever prevents you from functionally having sex it's worth seeing a doctor. doesn't work, but there are a few surgical procedures that can correct it if it's a real problem. Otherwise, don't worry about it.

I think upwards curves are generally seen as the best of the curves since it can work in a lot of positions

Same here famalam. I hate this shit, really gets in the way when I get a boner with my pants on.

>tfw straight as an arrow
Stay mad curvefags

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Are you a nigger?

Orginalallalaallalaga

Its actually quiet pleasant for a woman if your cock isnt completely linear. Since the g spot is hidden a bit to the upper side its best to have a curve upwards. thats natural btw. Even curves to other sides are creating a feel of being filled out. The more your cock looks like an old trealimb the better.

You all aren't so oblivious to not know that women like a curved penis, as well as an uncircumcised one, right?

>more than a slight curve left but not enough to be a medical condition
>also curved downwards

i cant stand how it looks

tfw ive been with multiple girls and they all say that a slightly upward curve is much more pleasurable for them

This.
My penis is curved to the left because of fapping with only right, it is formed to my hand, I probably have death grip too but don't know cause I never had sex

yep pretty much the same here man. im just gonna hope that it doesnt get in the way during sex

>Implying i will ever have sex

I have a 25degree curve to the left, too much fapping.

One kid in my boyscouts had a curved dick so we all called him captian hook and got the school to call him that. He was such a faggot too. He would always have his comb, hairspray, and colone on him at scout camp. Eventually he got kicked out of the troop and he god some gross girlfriend and nigger friends who he would always skip class to be with in the halls.

Idiot, you can't change you penis' curve by masturbating. For the same reason you can't bend your penis the other way, or bend it straight without surgery. It is also not shaped to your hand, you just grab it in a way that gives you the most grip.

my cock curves fucking down to the ground
looks like a god damn boomerang i dont even know if i would be able to stick it in a girl.

>let me tell you about your penis
I know what it looks like and what made it look like this, its getting worse every year

>he doesn't just put a pillow under her
lol

That's literally my cock but it curves from the left from chronic masturbation. How do I stop the leftward curve bros.

It's definitely not caused by masturbating, you robots are just psyching yourselves out. The only thing that would cause your cock to change shape after puberty is an injury resulting in scar tissue, in which case you need to see a doctor to prevent any further curvature.

there are (painful but effective) methods of breaking the plaque. Look for places which fix that shit. They exist but it could be expensive.

How severe is your curve?

I read about a method online where you use a electric toothbrush to fix a curved dick. Never tried it yet since I don't have a electric toothbrush. Mine curves to the left

Sounds fake.

I haven't actually measured it with a protractor or anything, but I'd guess around 30 degrees to the left and slightly rotated counterclockwise when hard. Again, no problems with partners or having sex.

my dick is turn in a spiral direction

my pee hole is horizontal

>having sex in 2019
please leve

>tfw downward curve

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My dad has this. Hopefully I don't inherit it, but I inherited his phimosis so it's not looking hopeful.

Measure it pls!

Anons with curved dicks: are you circumcised?

>penis curving can't be caused by masturbation

jej, your fake ass medical school should be burned down desu

>circumcised
>downward curve
>fordyce spots
Kill me

How the fuck would you know and notice this man !

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mine curves and rolls to the left

Have you tried restoring skin?

its the fucking weirdest thing, mine is straight for like an inch or two, then just droops toward the ground and to the left. it's not as hard either. i'm never going to use it anyway so I'm not too bothered by it, but it just annoys me sometimes

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have upward curving penis its better for sex because it hits the g spot

downside cant do certain sex positions like reverse cowgirl or else my dick will break

>Meru
Post the Good version.

>good
I ain't into that stuff my man

What's the point when I'm not gonna use it hahahahaah

He told me. The narwhal bacons at midnight.

Boyfriends is curved downward. Great for doggystyle, curved dicks have to do less work. I can't explain it fully, but straight dicks are supposed to hit all around until the guy can angle himself well enough to hit her "Gspot" pressure zone. That's when they earn the "OH"s like a knee-jerk reaction. but if he's curved then he doesnt have to move around as much since his dick is already bent-does that make sense?? I'm not good at this sorry, all I know is he hits the good spot easier

How much is he curves? Like a banana shape?

Wait, I fucking thought everyone's dick curved upwards

t. massive upwards curve