Tfw no bf for 8445 days

>tfw used up in 5,840 days
I wanna die

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Sure you will! You have so much fun on r9k every day the time will just whizz by!

I didn't mean that I would kill myself though.

Not feeling suicidal? What's come over you?!

I always feel suicidal, however, I meant that my life will probably end early regardless of my desires.

Phew, I guess that means lots of wonderful threads to come to bless our fine board!

Jannu jannu I saw someone post your pic you're so cute

Those were vile, cruel people. I don't like myself, I cover my face if I go outside whenever I get the opportunity. I'm not cute at all.

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You're so adorable you look like my 12 year old cousin if he had the soul sucked out of him

>you look like my 12 year old cousin if he had the soul sucked out of him
Wtf rude.

I'm just saying you're really cute you just look on the verge of suicide that's all

Get better taste in Type Moon girls and i'll date you

t. Mordredfag

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post it
we need to see

You a cute

lmao

No i respect her privacy

tfw no gf all life. I just want someone to cuddle with :(

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>her

originally LMAOd my boy

Well yeah, I guess I can't hide it even on pics.

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fellow november 1997 baby
i dont think we're gonna make it

What would you want out of a BF
What are your standards.

Im genuinely curious

You gotta lighten up a bit you're better than 90% of the hons on tttt

Hmmmm now I can only wonder how deep a voice could come out of that boyish face? Especially while speaking ruskiy....

>What would you want out of a BF
Abuse.
>What are your standards.
Chad.

Teehee.

>What would you want out of a BF
I just want someone I can spend time and cuddle with.
>What are your standards.
- Living breathing non-disfigured human male
- Not fat
- Roughly the same height or taller than me
- Somewhat similar interests
- Dominant
That's it I guess.
My voice is pretty high-pitched.

>not fat

working on it. be my gf in 6ish months?

tfw no gf in ~400 days

I meet all those requirements jannu. How does going to New York sound?

I meet all those requirements but I'm black

Tfw no science loving gf

I certainly wouldn't mind it.
We'll see how it goes.

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How tall are you? Orginally

>How tall are you? Orginally
5'8"

> Roughly the same height or taller than me
And how tall are you? Also, we now know your requirements, but what do you have to offer?

>I certainly wouldn't mind it
Well, I'm sorry to say, but I'm a student lacking the financial means to import and take care of a neet, so it's all sort of a pipe dream and you're stuck being a moscovite. Maybe when I finish school and get my career it would be possible.

Ah sad. Good luck.

I never asked for more than I can give. It's not like I'm fat and disfigured myself.

You ask for the bf to be white even though you're merely a filthy r*ssian??

B-b-but I have nice pale skin!

Lack of sunlight isn't a race.

Whiter than you dima

I have gray wide eyes! And uum...

u had a gf in the womb?

Black hair. Just like literally every non-white.

But non-whites have brown eyes ;_;

Your grey eyes are colourless just like your life. And you can't trick us into imagining anime girls by saying they are wide!

>10,956 Days without a hug

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If I were to guess you look like a filthy t*rk

I'll date you jannu! Gib discord!

Thats really brutal, I would hug you if I were there.

>If I were to guess you look like a filthy t*rk
Rude ;_;

>I have gray wide eyes!
huh?

>tfw wasted drunk and not gf since 8889 days
I'm tall, but too autistic to ever get into any sort of relationship, my whole family environment of an abusive mom and a dad who beats her and then complains to me about it makes it impossible to ever form any semblance of a connection with another girl if they ever show interest me in me. But there won't be an oppurtunity anyways because I'm a neet, who leaves the house once every 2 months while having autistic interests like japanese mechas or touhou. There is no hope for me and hopefully I'm gonna die of alcohol poisoning soon, that's easier than actually getting motivated enough to kill myself. But I'm also a trashy human being in general, my dad is currently in the hospital because of his high blood pressure and I haven't visited him once, instead I'm wasting my time away with misceallanous activities which turn into nothingness in my head. If you would ask me what I did yesterday, 2 days, a week, a month, a year ago I wouldn't have an answer because it seems like I'm doing nothing, forever stuck in this limbo I build up myself. It's the only thing I truly deserve and maybe something which I should consider god's punishment, my inability to do anything.

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CanisMajoris#2379

It gets easier with time once you accept it that this is simply the way your life is meant to be.
Just sometimes when I see a couple walking in the park it hits a bit too hard and I realise that I still have tears left in me.

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Jannu isn't bad looking. Just needs to improve >grow out your hair
>wear makeup, contour nose to thin it out, wear concealer
>smile
>diet and exercise

And youwill be cute in no time

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hey user can you post a cat for me real quick
thanks

DELET THIS
I don't want others to see that I'm ugly

At first I thought about checking out google or some other cat site, but that would be pretty generic, so instead I browsed a bit of /an/, it seems like a nice board, I'm not responsible enough to have an animal, but looking at them and readiing a few posts about them felt nice. So here is your cat someone posted in the cat general, maybe it will brighten up your day. Oh the cat I wanted to post was above the 2MB size limit, so have another one.

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Really cute, just some nice clothes, a bit of make up and some longer hair and shes perfect. You are cute Jannu.

hey man thanks a bunch i really appreciate it
i love it when anons post cats it just fills me with pure joy
thanks again

My're wife jannu so cute

Back off, she is mine, you know

When you said you were ugly in all of your threads, I was imagining some ogre looking person.

I'm ugly in a different way then.

>the state of Jalter faggots

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You aren't ugly, you just don't look like a girl.

Which essentially means I'm ugly.

Ugly to straight men. Surely some gay bois would find you hot.

Then I really have no chance ;_;

where you from? originally, of course.

>where you from? originally, of course.
Eastern Europe.

You just have to get the right clothes, some extensions, shave, and wear make up. Then you will be cuter. Are you on hrt?

>Are you on hrt?
Yea, 7 months.

Too bad. I'm from the states, but I don't believe uprooting anyone, male or female, from their homeland is a good idea in a relationship. I'm from the states. Buying some land in Oregon soon, hoping someday I can find someone who wants a simple life and a homestead like I do.

Of course you're in europe.

Take jannu with you. She hates russia.

>repeating myself like a retard
ebin

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Well, it always ends like this. Another year with no bf I guess.

His father was right.

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You can't honestly say you'd want to leave your country altogether for some guy you talked to on Jow Forums. I'm willing to chat if you'd like, but I don't think you'd really want to leave your home. Not to mention we probably don't have any of the same interests or goals in life.

>You can't honestly say you'd want to leave your country altogether for some guy you talked to on Jow Forums.
"For some guy"? No.
For the guy I found on this board but could really connect? Yeah, why not.
>I'm willing to chat if you'd like
I'm all for it. We can talk on discord.
>Not to mention we probably don't have any of the same interests or goals in life.
Well, what are your interests and goals are like?

I have my doubts, but post discord if you're serious.

CanisMajoris#2379 isn't working, if that is you.

Cygni#2379
I change my name so randos won't bother me.