Online practice gf being stupid again

How does one get a online practice gf?
Every female I talk to loses interest after a day

just gotta be yourself bruh

Just be sweet to her. Tell her you are thinking of her and it helps if you are cute.

I try

I guess I'm not finding girls who are desperate enough
And I'm probably too nice

>literally uses every normie advice besides saying "just lift bro"
You're memeing with me right?

Are you a cute oregano?

Would you be happier if she just called you a pathetic fag?

No

But shouldn't matter online

How tall are you + weight o?

6'2 230
Holy shit filter
What's up with you?