Fembot here. It is the duty of femanons and fembots alike to take the virginity of incel robots. Who wants a gf...

im semi attractive

some fembot pls be my gf ):

Sorry, I'm in Oregon (USA)

are you

a)cute
b)skinny
c)somewhat intelligent
d)have interesting hobbies and personality

if the answer to any of these is no you are a worthless generic cumrag and should kys immediately

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getting baited
saged

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hey, I'm here because I enjoy adopting outcasts. If anyone wants to practice socializing I'm here but I have nothing to offer physically.

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be a good girl and post your tits like the disgusting little slut you are

>cute
kind of? mostly?
>skinny
I could lose 10 lbs desu but not a landwhale by any means
>somewhat intelligent
Majoring in marine biology, 3.2 gpa despite having social anxiety attacks as a freshman
>hobbies
Vidya, reading, hiking, travel, libraries, movies

If you reject a woman for any reason then you're not an incel, you're a volcel. Dumbshit.

Noppers, must obey the robot. Don't want to get b&

please be my girlfriend i am attractive but so lonely
i been rejected by every girl i ever talked to since im not a normie

(different guy you responded to)

This whole incel thing is becoming a giant pain in my ass.

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... yeah, im not claiming to be an incel

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another fucking basedboy cuck taking the bait
sage

>Implying he said he's an incel
Fuck off normal. I hope you rot on a pit of your own shit. You're not special, you're just like any other normal scum. Go try to get a GF since it seems like you know woman so well.
Fucking piece of shit.

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its ok bro, conviced its bait but yolo

BASED FELLOW KINGS

DIE IMMEDIATELY DISGUSTING CODEPENDENT WEAKLINGS

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>yolo
I'm going to have to take a deep breath not to go outside and make another toronto.

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I don't even want sex. If I had a semi-cute girl who would just text me and care about me and skype once in a while I would be so happy.

Uh oh, looks like we got a Fembot here.

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>2222
QUADS OF THE TRUTH!

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>Quads
>Doubles
What the fuck is happening? Is this the day where roasties get BTFO?

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I look like Chad but I'm too socially awkward. Girls approach me a lot but after talking become disinterested.

If you like a shy hot guy then I'm your man

Indeed it is.
oreganollius maximus

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You sound really cute. I'll be slow with you. Got a discord? I'll be your gf

>Only interested on chad
>Fembot
Fuck off. Go back to facebook you whore.
SAGE

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Nah. Twitter?

Dubs don't lie.
Oreganohollius

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Well lads. Seems like I'm in luck today

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I'm not an incel and I don't want a senseless relationship based solely on sex, I feel my mind slipping more each day, will you be my anchor to reality?

It's not luck, it's kek.

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well I tried, but I think I scared them off by being too upfront. I'm back and ready to try talking to someone else if anyone wants a discord buddy.

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>cannot have sex
>become a domestic menace as a result of being unable to do what billions of humans have managed to do throughout time
>instead of correcting deep personality flaws, believes in meemee magic because he got a one in ten chance of numbers repeating

The absolute state of incels

DM me @straightupclevs

>Comes to our board talking shit and expects gratitude, thinks he's a special snowflake when in reality he's just another drone in a hivemind full of shit
The abolute state of the normans

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This kek bullshit is cringier than the scientology protests

2 people were willingly biting
how can you just ignore them and say "lol I tried"

Oh, and look. I got dubs again. Kek is smiling upon me, norman. can you say the same?
May kek be praised.

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i'm not a neet nor am i an incel. I am a stable homeowner but i want my fembot girlfriend. It is time, I am ready. I will not rest until my fembot gf is mine.

That's just your opinion, newfag. Why don't you tell us about your preffered pronouns?

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that isn't what I said at all. I'm admitting my embarrassment at potentially scaring off one person.

I've been here since 2005 kid. I used to ICQ with W.T. Snacks. Call me a newfag to my fucking face you jabroni.

this is all me, I am not OP. I'm not here to be anyones girlfriend, I'm here for anyone who just wants someone to socialize with.
no one is biting in my direction, but I'm still here :')

Should have said it in OP. All you're going to find here is orbiters who just want you as a friend to talk to and maybe get your nudes down the line so they can fap to them.

I DONT NEED HELP SOCIALIZING I CAN SOCIALIZE WHENEVER I JUST WANT MY FEMBOT GIRLFRIEND

So? My point is still true. That's just your opinion.

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Please teach me how to get a girlfriend

>All you're going to find here is orbiters who just want you as a friend to talk to and maybe get your nudes down the line so they can fap to them.
Did you read the part in the OP where she said she just wants to take virginities?
I don't think she cares.

Lol. You fucking got so flamed so hard and backed off. Nothing personal, kid.

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Can't take virginity online user. You have to actually meet up irl.

I'll do my best to either teach you or introduce you to people who can help that also aren't normies. What's your discord?

oh ok
I thought you gave up because you didn't even post your discord in return but on second thought you would have been assaulted by angrycels so I guess you had reasons after all

Kek, I got flamed because you told me that you're an old fag?
Sure. My point is still true though.

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You have a point there. I didn't post my discord in return because I just messaged them instead. I didn't think to post it here since people have different contact preferences. If you're trying to ask me what my discord is, it's NyappyCatazz#4847 there's not much to gain by being so defensive with me unless you're shit talking, I like to be straightforward :^)

>discords
Ew not interested.

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faf#4714

>faf#4714
got it

faf=fat as fuck

guaranteed land whale or disgusting tranny

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He-hewwo fembot :3

im a shy boy tehee care to add me on discord? xD

im kinda cute lol :P

Grikico#5336

Not giving my virginity to anyone outside of marriage, and since I'd assume all women today are against this, then I'm not interested. You can leave now.

can I add you, or are you not looking for friends?

YES! i love meeting new friends! :D

I have added you! :3